a1 robot that understands anything!

[bluecarrots]

chat to this robot thing. It understands anything!!!
http://www.wireframe.co.za/w1r3d.html :thud:

[Eegoog]

I don't see a robot just links to news and such,

[inuyashanut]

ditto (this message is to short, blah blah blah) :insane: :insane:

[FATa|]

When you click the link click on the floating 'wireframestudio*' then click on the livewire option on the menu. you get to talk to a dude called pixel, he is th3 sex by the way.

[dying to live]

everything i ask says that its undefined.... :shout:

[rjcanty]

quote/everything i ask says that its undefined....



Really? I got into quite a detailed conversation with him. I aked him if his master abuses him. His answer - I suppose he does. I then asked does he like it. He said it seemed okay to him.:eek: :insane:

These are sick times.



ROFL. Type in Homer Simpson.

[Sockdude]

I kept going "OK" "Okay" and "Yes"

He told me to "Take it easy" :)

[Sockdude]

I said something nice about it. Here's what it had to say:

"Polite people are nice." :wtf:

[SupraTwinTurbo]

LOL i asked him if he jerks off and he said "you humans crack me up" :icon_rofl

[dying to live]

ask A1 if he is powerful. lol

(type "FUCK YOU ASS FACE", then ,"CUZ I FUCKING HATE YOU")

ask the meaning of life

[Sockdude]

He said he forgot what we were talking about.

"Do you have a short memory?"

"I'm glad your impressed,. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a short memory.<br> I have A lot of friends on the Internet." :lol:

[born2lose]

hehe i asked it if it was a midget and it said the polite term is vertically challenged.

Me:Do you like pokemon?
Pixel:Sure he is very cool

Can i sniff your crotch?
Interesting. I want to find out more about you

[mark the great]

Dude he is over 6 feet and 100k. Ask his height and weight.

[paINTbaLLA472]

me- do you like to have sex?
him-sure i do. but that doesnt mean with you

me- do you have a vagina?
him-maybe you would like another robot, im not your type.

[Dark-Mage]

say "what are you up to"
he'll say "chatting with my friends online"
say "that sounds cool"
he'll say "it sounds like it to me to" hehehehhe

edit: say "who are you"
he'll say "i am pixel, who are you"
say "i am good"
he'll say "good in what sence" :p

edit 2: ok? this was weird...
say "the weather here is poopy"
he'll say "where would you rather live?"
say "canada (for eg.)"
he'll say "tell me a little about why you are in canada" :insane: hes crazy

[Sockdude]

It: What are you doing?
Me: Talking to my friends.
It: What do they say?
Me: Nothing
It: Not a thing?
Me: Nope.
It: <thinking...>
It: <thinking...>
It: <thinking...>
It: <thinking...>
It: Me either.

:D

[Panopticon]

He kept trying to push Jesus on me so i asked

me: "Are you a Christian?"
pixel: "I am a Jedi."
me: "Do you have a light saber?"
pixel: "Doesn't everybody?"


ROFL COPTER! :icon_rofl

[biscuit]

Another chatbot... nothing special..

[Dark-Mage]

me: can you take a shower, or will you just die.
it: if i took it, what would i do with it. :D:D:D

[SwyfT]

I win first Prize.

Do you spit or swallow?
"I don't Spit or Swall. <br> I spend all my time on the internet"

I like Buttsex.
"Alot of people like that. How old are you? Though i like dogs and cats."

(How old are you)... err, I think he's comming onto me.

Edit:
I do not like Robots.
"what do you like?"
Sex.
" As Freud said, sex is mathematical urge repressed".... wtf?


Edit 2:

I like your Mom.
"Yes, alot of people like that. I am very proud of my Mom."(this robot is fucked up)

Eh i'll just keep adding on.

Last Conversation ends with:
You know nothing.
"Yea thats right. No, i know something."

Edit:
....
"What Genre do you like?"
Porno.
"A more complex answer needed."
I like the Genre of Porno.
"What is that? I've never heard of it."
It's when two humans want to express there love in a physical way.
"It is?"
Yes
"Yikes!"

Edit:
"Try to determine if this is a Robot or a Human responding."
Wtf?
"That was no very polite."

Edit:
(After a Long converstaion about heaven and hell)
I kid you not
"Can i use : said kid you not"
STFU NOOB
" I will mention that to my botmaster."

Edit: (bot owned me)
Your an idiot.
"At least i know the difference between "you're and "your".... owned. :(

Last one:

I do.
" I get it : you do."
Good job fuckwad.
"Thanks for the compliment. I've heard that about labor before."

[Yumpizza]

Me: Is pizza the best food?
Answer: Signs point to yes. Ask Paul Tooze if it is.
hmm

[Dark-Mage]

me: i am pixel, who are you?
him: i am glad to hear that you are pixel who.
uh?

[thecheese1191]

that was awsome! i kept telling it your mom jokes

[SixFlags_Gramps]

me: hell
him:heaven
Me:im in hell
Him:tell me a little bit about why you are in hell
Me:i had sex with an unclean woman
Him:Do you still have sex with an unclean woman?
Me:no im dead dumbass
Him:ok but you can still communicate with me
Me:ok are you sure?
Him Im as sure as i can be
Me:I lied
Him: so this was a decpetion game after all, i forgive you
Me: good cause i put my dick in your pixely ass
Him:Thanks for the compliment.
Interesting explaination. Thanks for the information: said put his or her dick in my pixely ass
Me: Yep
Him I dont judge people


this guys a lil pervert lol!

[craigie666]

hey nice post dude some things i asked:

Me:How much dick do you suck?
AI: more than you think (ask it a few times for diff responses)

Me: Why are you orange?
AI: wireframe programmed it for me

Me: I hate germans
AI: i honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.

Me: Can you move your arms about?
AI: sorry my body isnt built yet, im just stuck here.

Me: can i abuse you sexually?
AI: why do you want to do it so much?
Me: why yes indeed i do
AI: Where?
Me: in your pants
AI: are you asking about my pants?
Me: yes i am talking about your pants you stupid mother fucker!!
AI: Right on. yes it is with the topic, you do not speak with respect.

This is really cool! nice find!

[AlphaShade]

Me: Do you jerk off?
Pixel: "Yes I try to jerk off as often as possible , do you? <br> I chat with people on the Web."

[AlphaShade]

Me: Who Is the President of the United States of America?
Pixel: Thabo Mbeki.

Me: Who assasinated JFK?
Pixel: William Shatner. :-)
(he will say quite a few names, apparently there was a large group of consipirators! :) )

[Poco Loco]

That's just like ALICE bot.

http://alice.pandorabots.com/

[Billy Spleen]

This Is Just Like Www.oliverbot.com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!