Questions not to ask in foreign lands

[Sketcher]

I just got this in an E-mail.

QUESTIONS NOT TO ASK IN FOREIGN LANDS
By Gerhard Reinke

IRELAND
"Are you magically delicious or just an angry drunk?"
"This beer is black - did a leprechaun shit in it?"

FRANCE
"Can I get a side of Freedom Fries with that?"
"Aren't the French just Germans who can make sauces?"

ITALY
"Is the Pope Polish? Does he have super powers like Jesus?"
"I could sure go for a can of Spaghetti-O's."

POLAND
"Do you hire foreigners to screw in your lightbulbs?"

GERMANY
"Is this bratwurst kosher?"

TURKEY
"Where's the hash at?"
"Is it cool to recreationally slaughter Kurds?"

KOREA
"Can you watch my puppy for a minute, or must you people deep fry him?"

CHINA
"This wall isn't so great."

England
"Did you ever get a piece of ass from that Diana chick?"

SWEDEN
"Do you have any normal meatballs?"

YEMEN
"Yemen? That's a stupid name for a country. What's it mean, 'Land of Fanatics and Dust'?"

INDIA
"You don't live in teepees?"
"Where can I get a good juicy steak around here?"

ETHIOPIA
"After a long day of travel, I'm famished."
"Hey - those flies sure love your pregnant son!"

CANADA
"Your like Americans without money."

SPAIN
"So this is the country that's not Portugal? Wow."
"Your women can shave if they want to, right?"
"Where can I get some Cheese Whiz nachos?"

SOUTH AFRICA
"I liked it better the other way."

MEXICO
"What's that smell?"

SAUDIA ARABIA
"Would you like to see my designs for a solar powered car?"
"Is it legal to beat your wives here, or what?"

RUSSIA
"Is it always this cold and economically devastated?"

UZBEKISTAN
"Can you spell Uzbekistan?"

GREECE
"I here this place is a less expensive version of Italy."

AFGHANISTAN
"Seriously, where is the real country...where is everything?"

JAPAN
"What's Heroshima? Is that a kind of sushi?"

AUSTRALIA
"How can we stop Mel Gibson? "Is there a cure?"

AMERICA
"Was John Wayne gay?"

[joka]

i thought it was gonna be funny but i didn't like it much, nice try though


maybe im just losing my sense of humor?

[Boxed in Chaos~]

But...some weren't questions :(

Sincerely Yours~
Chaos :angel:

[244244]

I read that on a website long time ago

[Sketcher]

But...some weren't questions :(

Sincerely Yours~
Chaos :angel:

Meh. I'm not the who wrote it.

[Spank666]

Haha, "Hey - those flies sure love your pregnant son!". That one made me laugh.

[fwipit]

KOREA
"Can you watch my puppy for a minute, or must you people deep fry him?"

DAMMIT! ASIANS DONT EAT FREAKIN DOGS YOU STUPID AMERICAN! WE THINK PUPPIES ARE CUTE TOO!

[Sketcher]

KOREA
"Can you watch my puppy for a minute, or must you people deep fry him?"

DAMMIT! ASIANS DONT EAT FREAKIN DOGS YOU STUPID AMERICAN! WE THINK PUPPIES ARE CUTE TOO!

Damn, calm down. It's a fucking joke. It's not meant to be taken seriously. I belong to like five of those categories I posted. Did that stop me from posting it?

[gUy]

KOREA
"Can you watch my puppy for a minute, or must you people deep fry him?"

DAMMIT! ASIANS DONT EAT FREAKIN DOGS YOU STUPID AMERICAN! WE THINK PUPPIES ARE CUTE TOO!

shut up. just because you got a small asian dick, you cant see out of your own damn eyes, and your barely related to kanism, doesnt mean you can yell random things at people.

[Yumpizza]

In response to the Japan one, they would just answer that it's a city.. it has been completely rebuilt, unless you answer the question like an asshole.