michael jackson joke

[Ownage_Factor]

yes we've proly heard them all but this one may be new

one day a man goes and get a voice activated radio for his car and he's going down the road and he says "hard rock" and metallica starts playing. a little while later he says "hip hop" and nelly starts playing. all of a sudden 2 little kids run out in front of him. he slams on the breaks and says "fucking little kids!" and michael jackson comes on.

-Howie

[tard]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson.

[inuyashanut]

both of those were pretty funny, i liked the first one best though

[Black/White man]

How do you Know if Micheal Jackson has a hot date?

There's a bicycle parked in his garage.

What's faster than the fastest person in the world?

Micheal Jackson with a kid a mile away from him. (I just made that up)

Why does Micheal Jackson like to go to K-Mart?

because kids close are half off.

[Black/White man]

Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?
He ate a nine year old wiener!

[w0mpa]

Okay? What is up with Michael Jackson?
Why are you making jokes on him? :banghead: :mad:

[Ministry]

cause hes an insane buttnugget who almost killed a baby and invited children to go to his bedroom slumber party and do unexplainable acts.


oh and his face is fucked up and it is fucking funny

[hash-hoarder]

there only one thing worse than michael jackson and thats the person who has to ask "whats wrong with michael jackson?" :wtf:

are you completely fucking insane?......... :insane: :insane: :insane:

[Stupified]

What does Michael Jackson and MCDonald's have in common?

-They both stick 40 year old meat in 12 year old buns.

:p

[reigenborn]

BOY:Dad, God black or white?
DAD: Well, he's both

BOY: Dad, is God man or woman
DAD: Well, he's both

BOY..... "Is God Michael Jackson."

[joshisposer]

yes we've proly heard them all but this one may be new

one day a man goes and get a voice activated radio for his car and he's going down the road and he says "hard rock" and metallica starts playing. a little while later he says "hip hop" and nelly starts playing. all of a sudden 2 little kids run out in front of him. he slams on the breaks and says "fucking little kids!" and michael jackson comes on.

-Howie
that was hilarious

[Mount_Happy]

Okay? What is up with Michael Jackson?
Why are you making jokes on him? :banghead: :mad:
What are you 6 years old? Are you totally oblivious as to what is going on around you in the world? :insane: :insane: :insane: :insane:

[Trickee]

but at least half of these are reposts, from the last who-knows-how-many MJ threads

[Black/White man]

What do michael jackson and xbox have in common?

They both get turned on by kids.

How many michael jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

none Michael jackson only screw little boys.

[MdooJ]

Q:What did Michael Jackson and the runner that came in second place in the marathon have in common?



A:They both came in a little behind.


Oh god that gets me rolling everytime I say it.

[Melonhead1]

What does Michael Jackson and MCDonald's have in common? They both stick 40 year old meat in 12 year old buns


omfg lol that is just wrong !!!

[Black/White man]

Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a tricycle parked outside his house!!

[ralphy]

haha OWNAGE FACTOR, that one was hilarious, nice one :D

[Car~RamRod]

all these jokes are fuken GOLD

:bow: :bow: :bow: funny funny jokes

[Car~RamRod]

what does micheal jackson say to his credit card?

You are not alone i am plastic 2

Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?
A: "Don't let your son go down on me."

Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little Boy Blew.

[Car~RamRod]

Q: What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?
A: "The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"

Q: What did Michael Jackson say when a boy in a car mooned him going down the road?
A: "I'll be there!"

If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long

Q: What does Michael Jackson think of when he sees a boy in a McDonald's suit?
A: A happy meal.

[Mr.Dood]

Whats the difference between michael jackson and a plastic bag?
One's white, plastic, and harmful to children, and the other carries groceries.

[Kevin_Kaior]

How do you its bed time at Micheal Jacksons house?.

When the big hand reaches the small hand

[SixFlags_Gramps]

whats purple pick black and white at the same time?
Michael Jacksons dick after a slumber party

[Kusanagi]

Only in America can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white man.

Camp Neverland - A touching childhood experience

[baseballlvr4evr]

Okay? What is up with Michael Jackson?
Why are you making jokes on him? :banghead: :mad:

y aam i making jokes on him?? because he is a fucking crazy celebrity thats y.. thats like asking if OJ was guilty.. if anna nicole is fat.. if elvis is dead.. is kerry a deushe bag HAHA

[Sneaky]

what's the difference between michael jackson and pimples?

pimples wait till you're 13 before they come on your face

got em.

[I 0_0 I]

What are you 6 years old? Are you totally oblivious as to what is going on around you in the world? :insane: :insane: :insane: :insane:

i think even a 6 year old knows whats up with mike. if you know what i mean. *rimshot* scoooooore.

[Tazer]

What did the mother say to Michael Jackson at the Beach?
Get out of my Son!

This one was told to me by Jack-O the Wack-O himself
How do you make a 3 year old cry twice?
Wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear!

[ShadowBong]

Ok....

Why did Micheal Jackson go to K-Mart???








He heard boys pants were half off....

[ShadowBong]

Only in America can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white man.

Camp Neverland - A touching childhood experience


..... No No No you have it all wrong....

Only in America a poor black boy can grow up to be a rich white WOMEN...

[tophizzle]

why does michael jackson like twentyeight year-olds

because theres twenty of them!