Irish pub guys

[tard]

Two guys are sitting in an Irish pub.

One boasts to the other, "You know lad, I've done every woman in this town except for me mother and me sister."

The other sips his pint, and says "Between the two of us we've got this whole town covered."

[inuyashanut]

that was pretty funny, but ive heard it somewhere before

[Sketcher]

So simple yet so funny.