yad4u
10-29-2004, 01:37 PM
The 2nd grade teacher decided that she would do an activity to waste some time so she tells the class: "I'm going to ask you all what your dad does for a job. Maybe we can all learn a little bit about eachother and about occupations.
Billy, lets start with you. What does your daddy do?"
Billy: "My daddy's a lawyer."
Teacher: "Wow. That's great Billy, a lawyer." Next up was Johnny "How about you Johnny, what does your daddy do?"
Johnny: "My daddy's a doctor."
Teacher: "Wow. That's great Johnny, now we already have a doctor and a lawyer."
Next up was little Susie. "So what does your daddy do Susie?"
Susie: "My daddy's dead....."
Teacher:.....".....oh.............well........i'm sorry................well...what did your daddy do before he died?"
Susie: "He turned blue and shit on the carpet."
let me know if this joke is untasteful and i'll delete it right away.....
Billy, lets start with you. What does your daddy do?"
Billy: "My daddy's a lawyer."
Teacher: "Wow. That's great Billy, a lawyer." Next up was Johnny "How about you Johnny, what does your daddy do?"
Johnny: "My daddy's a doctor."
Teacher: "Wow. That's great Johnny, now we already have a doctor and a lawyer."
Next up was little Susie. "So what does your daddy do Susie?"
Susie: "My daddy's dead....."
Teacher:.....".....oh.............well........i'm sorry................well...what did your daddy do before he died?"
Susie: "He turned blue and shit on the carpet."
let me know if this joke is untasteful and i'll delete it right away.....