yad4u
10-29-2004, 01:43 PM
An alcoholic, smokoholic, and a gayaholic all go into the doctors office. He tells each of them "Hey, if you keep this stuff up, i'm telling you as my professional opinion, you're going to die." They all take it a little seriously but aren't really convinced.......
They all meet outside of the doctors office to find that they all got the same prognosis 'keep doing it and you'll die.' The alcoholic says 'to hell with it, how about we go across the street and i'll buy you each a shot.'
they go over to the bar, he buys the shots, the alocholic drinks his, and falls dead on the spot.
The smokoholic and gayaholic rush out of the bar and talk about how odd it was that the doctor told him he would die, and he did. The begin to walk down the street, talking. All of a sudden, a man throws his cigarette butt on the ground. The smokoholic stops, looks at it undecidedly, and decides to bend over and pick it up. The gayaholic stops him and says "Hey, man, if you bend over to pick that up..........we're BOTH dead.
(no offense to those who choose to butter thier toast on the other side!)
They all meet outside of the doctors office to find that they all got the same prognosis 'keep doing it and you'll die.' The alcoholic says 'to hell with it, how about we go across the street and i'll buy you each a shot.'
they go over to the bar, he buys the shots, the alocholic drinks his, and falls dead on the spot.
The smokoholic and gayaholic rush out of the bar and talk about how odd it was that the doctor told him he would die, and he did. The begin to walk down the street, talking. All of a sudden, a man throws his cigarette butt on the ground. The smokoholic stops, looks at it undecidedly, and decides to bend over and pick it up. The gayaholic stops him and says "Hey, man, if you bend over to pick that up..........we're BOTH dead.
(no offense to those who choose to butter thier toast on the other side!)