yad4u
10-29-2004, 01:51 PM
Little Suzie and her dad were in the back yard doing some gardening. After awhile, he noticed that she had stopped and was just staring at the ground. Her father came over to see what she was looking at and noticed it was two Daddy Longlegs spiders reproducing.
Suzie asks "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?"
Dad : "Well, Suzie, they're mating."
Suzie: "Oh.... so what's the spider on top called?"
Dad: "It's a Daddy Longlegs."
Suzie: "Oh....so does that make the spider on bottom a "Mommy" Longlegs?"
Dad: "No, Suzie, that's a Daddy Longlegs, too."
Suzie pauses......looks down.....brings up her foot......and STOMPS them both dead
Dad: "Suzie, what did you do that for?"
Suzie: "I won't have any of that shit going on in MY garden!"
again no offense to those who choose to butter thier toast on the other side....
Suzie asks "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?"
Dad : "Well, Suzie, they're mating."
Suzie: "Oh.... so what's the spider on top called?"
Dad: "It's a Daddy Longlegs."
Suzie: "Oh....so does that make the spider on bottom a "Mommy" Longlegs?"
Dad: "No, Suzie, that's a Daddy Longlegs, too."
Suzie pauses......looks down.....brings up her foot......and STOMPS them both dead
Dad: "Suzie, what did you do that for?"
Suzie: "I won't have any of that shit going on in MY garden!"
again no offense to those who choose to butter thier toast on the other side....