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paINTbaLLA472
10-29-2004, 04:30 PM
you might get offended, you might laugh, just dont bitch about these jokes:

Q: What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A: Christopher Reeve after a fire.
Q: What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?
A: Coughing up someone else's phlegm.

Q: What's black and has 23 tits?
A: The garbage bag outside of a cancer clinic.

Q: What do vegetarian worms eat?
A: Linda McCartney.

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with. The other is used to carry groceries.

Q: What's the worst part about giving a cat a bath?
A: Cleaning all the hair off of your tongue.

Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?
A: He finally got his gas bill.


Jesus walks into a hotel. He slams down a hammer and some nails on the reception desk and asks, "Hey, can you put me up for the night?"


Q: What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?
A: Drowns
Leila
10-29-2004, 05:42 PM
all were funny except the cat one
Mount_Happy
10-29-2004, 06:09 PM
Q: What's black and has 23 tits?
A: The garbage bag outside of a cancer clinic.

rofl that ones nasty but funny :lol:
callmejulio
10-29-2004, 06:16 PM
What's black and white and red all over, and can't fit through revolving doors?

A nun with a spear through her head.
candlestickjack
10-30-2004, 02:46 AM
How do you kill a one-legged fox?
Make him run across Canada.
Fryman
10-30-2004, 04:34 PM
How do you kill a one-legged fox?
Make him run across Canada.

that was just stupid
paINTbaLLA472
10-30-2004, 05:43 PM
that was just stupid

i have to agree
candlestickjack
10-30-2004, 11:24 PM
Do you even understand the joke? The one-legged fox the joke is referring to is Terry Fox, the guy who got cancer in his leg, and so he had to get it amputated. Then he ran across Canada, but he died before he could finish. Not so funny anymore, now that I had to explain it to you dumbasses.
MusicIsDead
10-31-2004, 12:43 AM
We got the joke, it was just that it was the worst attempt at a joke we have ever heard. :shuffle:
Benny Brown
11-16-2004, 01:52 AM
Do you even understand the joke? The one-legged fox the joke is referring to is Terry Fox, the guy who got cancer in his leg, and so he had to get it amputated. Then he ran across Canada, but he died before he could finish. Not so funny anymore, now that I had to explain it to you dumbasses.
Hahahahaha, I think we all got it retard, it just wasn't funny! Ba-zing!
dorito
11-16-2004, 02:27 PM
Q: What's red and green and moves really fast?
A: A frog in a food mixer.
Fryman
11-16-2004, 08:22 PM
Q: What's red and green and moves really fast?
A: A frog in a food mixer.

now that was kinda funny :p
Meaghafan
11-16-2004, 11:41 PM
How do you kill a one-legged fox?
Make him run across Canada.




greatest joke on the forum!!!! AMAZING i died of laughter and then laughed twice as hard when no one understood it!!!
hOLdencAUfIeLd
11-17-2004, 12:06 AM
the terry fox joke is hilarious and brutal....pick your audience wisely! hahaha

Why do Somalians stink so bad?

So that even blind people can hate them.
Maku
11-17-2004, 12:38 AM
what do u get when u cross an elephant with a rhino? hellifiknow
candlestickjack
11-17-2004, 12:47 AM
greatest joke on the forum!!!! AMAZING i died of laughter and then laughed twice as hard when no one understood it!!!
Thank you, thank you! *takes bow* If only more people shared my sick sense of humor.
Thors Hammer
11-17-2004, 02:27 AM
Proctologist: "Do you know I just pulled a dozen roses out of your rectum?"
Gay patient: "Is that so? What's the card say?"

Why doesn't Smoky the Bear have any children?
Because every time his wife gets hot, he hits her over the head with his shovel

What do you call a faggot in the navy?
A Rear Admiral

What's worse than your dentist telling you have herpes?
Your mother telling you.

What do you call two African-American motorcycle cops?
Chocolate CHiPs.

What do you call a gay man who's had a vasectomy?
A seedless fruit.

What's the worst thing about being an atheist?
You have no one to talk to when you're getting a great blow job.
hOLdencAUfIeLd
11-17-2004, 10:02 AM
Whats the dif between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can unload the babies with a pitchfork
Thors Hammer
11-19-2004, 02:57 AM
Three whores decide to see who has the biggest snatch. They get naked, and start fingering themselves and each other.

After a few minutes, the first one squats on a glass top table, and then they measure the slimy outline she leaves.

The second one then squats on the table, and then they measure the slimy outline she leaves, which is even bigger.

The third one squats on the table, but when she stands back up, the first whore says, "You didn't leave an outline."

She says, "Smell the rim."