george bush jokes

[fwipit]

i wanna piss off the republicans at my school so give me some george bush jokes

[comicfilmer]

Aren't you enough of a joke for'em? :wtf:
Why don't you just look for them on google?

[callmejulio]

So these kids are walking down by a river when they hear somebody screaming. They look over in the river and see that George W is drowning. So the boys throw in a rope and save his life. Dubya says "Thankyoo boyys fore savign my lihfe. As a reword i will give eatch of yoo anyhting you want." The first boy says he wants a ferrarri. The second says he wants $10k. And the third boy says he wants a wheel chair. Upon hearing this, Dubya says, "but yung man, you can wok justt fine. Yoo dont nead a weelchare." And the boy says, "I will after i tell my dad who i rescued."


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How many george dubya's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Three, One george dubya to screw in the light bulb, and two george dubyas to throw their feces at each other.


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It was November seventh and the idiots in florida had messed up the vote again. SInce both kerry and bush were tied for all of the other states, the officials decided to end the election with a written test. So Bush and Kerry were put in the same room and given 15 minutes to answer the ten questions. The next day, after the test results were in, congress went to Bush and told him, "Well, the both of you scored equally on the test. You both got 9 out of 10, but we're gonna give the job to Kerry." "What?!" shouted George, "If we both scored equally on the test then you shouldn't give the job to Kerry. Why are you giving it to him?"
"Well, on Kerry's test, for number 9 it says 'I don't know.' On your test it says 'Neither do I.'"


:lol:

[callmejulio]

Forgot about these---

What's orange and yellow and looks good on George W Bush?

Fire




What's black and brown and looks even better on George W Bush?



A Doberman

[fwipit]

Aren't you enough of a joke for'em? :wtf:
Why don't you just look for them on google?

wel d'ont blam mi ima gorge buhush

[comicfilmer]

wel d'ont blam mi ima gorge buhush

Uh...huh. Well then. I'm glad that's out of the way. :insane:

callmejulio, I like the one about the written test. I personally think it should have been Kerry copying Bush's answer though, as he usually does anyway. :lol:

[inuyashanut]

callmejulio, I like the one about the written test. I personally think it should have been Kerry copying Bush's answer though, as he usually does anyway.
dude, that is soooooo right, reps 4 u, and callmejulio

[blade_700]

Uh...huh. Well then. I'm glad that's out of the way. :insane:

callmejulio, I like the one about the written test. I personally think it should have been Kerry copying Bush's answer though, as he usually does anyway. :lol:


that was good i give reps too.

[Black/White man]

Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, George W. Bush, and Bill Clinton. George Washington says, "I will make someone happy!" and throws a dollar bill off the plane.

Then Abraham Lincoln says, "I will make five people happy!" and throws 5 one dollar bills off the plane.

Then Thomas Jefferson says, "I will make 500 people happy!" and throws 500 one dollar bills off the plane.

Then George W. Bush says, "I will make the whole world happy!" and throws Bill Clinton off the plane. :D

[Black/White man]

i wanna piss off the republicans at my school so give me some george bush jokes


WHO CARES ABOUT BUSH OR KERRY YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST F***KING VOTED FOR NADER


:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[fwipit]

DONT TELL ME WHO TO VOTE FOR WHITE BOY!!!!!!!!!11111111111111
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[callmejulio]

WHO CARES ABOUT BUSH OR KERRY YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST F***KING VOTED FOR NADER


:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:


I'm so sick and tired of people trying to be funny by saying vote for Nader, its getting really old. And anyone who vtes for nader because they don't like bush or kerry is just wasting their vote becuase Nader has the competence of a q-tip.

[krackel]

What do you call a pussy country whos too frightened by police, that lets a retarded dictator take four more years to fuck their (and many others) country up?



Give up?

America!!!!
oh! ho ho ho ha ha ha!

[Bigheaded Chief]

so so true reps for u

[Filo]

george bush, osama bin laden and sadam husain r locked up in jail. all 3 of them escape and climp up a tree, the guards come out and start looking 4 them so Osama makes a sound *ckhhawww*and the guards think its a bird then saddam makes a sound *ckhhaww* the gurds still thinks its the birds then bush makes a sound *mooooooooo*and then the guards shoot them.

[DeathCloud]

Aren't you enough of a joke for'em? :wtf:
Why don't you just look for them on google?


Why dont you google my nuts you fuck. The reason he posted this here is because maybe he didnt want to fucking google it. I am so sick of that god damn response. :banghead:

[fwipit]

eh who cares leave the guy alone cus i dont really care about the google thing.

[NotMyPresident]

I'm so sick and tired of people trying to be funny by saying vote for Nader, its getting really old. And anyone who vtes for nader because they don't like bush or kerry is just wasting their vote becuase Nader has the competence of a q-tip.


Shows how much you know. Do you even know what nader has done? You probley dont even know the little things nader has done that effect all of our lives. Are you even old enough to vote?

[Machavelli]

WHO CARES ABOUT BUSH OR KERRY YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST F***KING VOTED FOR NADER

agreed, nader would make the best president

[dorito]

somewhere in texas a village is missing its idiot...

[usefulidiot316]

I thought they had a surplus. Just one idiot? I think you're refering to the one that won his second term.

[fwipit]

so texas still has villages? they must be really poor.

[Bigheaded Chief]

why does bush have 2 lay down when hes having sex?

he can only skrew up

[b0ondocksa1nts]

So these kids are walking down by a river when they hear somebody screaming. They look over in the river and see that George W is drowning. So the boys throw in a rope and save his life. Dubya says "Thankyoo boyys fore savign my lihfe. As a reword i will give eatch of yoo anyhting you want." The first boy says he wants a ferrarri. The second says he wants $10k. And the third boy says he wants a wheel chair. Upon hearing this, Dubya says, "but yung man, you can wok justt fine. Yoo dont nead a weelchare." And the boy says, "I will after i tell my dad who i rescued."

hmm nice effect with bush misspelling spoken words, idiot