Best Movie Quotes.

[Kerpal]

Post your favourite movie quotes. (If this has been done before, tell me so I can delete)

I'll start:

From 'Trainspotting': Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

[Sneaky]

"FFFFFRRRRRRREEEEDDDDOOOOMMM!!!!" :thud:

[Mount_Happy]

"We once succesfully breeded a Bulldog and a Shitzu, we called it a Bullshit"

[Mr._Rabbit]

From The Rock

quiters go home and cry while winners go home and fuck the prom queen

[justplainTerror]

"Let's not start sucking each others dicks just yet" -Pulp Fiction

"Oh well you're gonna have it all! Shaving, Acne, Premature ejaculation" -Last Action Hero

EDIT= One more

Keanu Reeves "Well where does he fuck?"

Al Pacino "EVERYWHERE" -Devils Advocate

[Mount_Happy]

"Whoa" -Keanu Reeves in the Matrix

[wataba]

Full Metal Jacket

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.

[NotTodayMerc]

Saving Private Ryan

Sergeant Horvath : I don't know. Part of me thinks the kid's right. He asks what he's done to deserve this. He wants to stay here, fine. Let's leave him and go home. But then another part of me thinks, what if by some miracle we stay, then actually make it out of here. Someday we might look back on this and decide that saving Private Ryan was the one decent thing we were able to pull out of this whole godawful mess. Like you said, Captain, maybe we do that, we all earn the right to go home.

[Scientist]

"Yeah? Well, I'm taller." - Keanu Reeves; Speed

[Kerpal]

Pulp Fiction: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

What a film :)

[steelscout]

I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined my street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And Janie... And... Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday.
- Lester Burnham, American Beauty

[Kerpal]

Some from another favourite film of mine, Snatch:
Now, dicks have drive, and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And, you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy. And, have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good ol' time. But, you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You're shrinking . . . and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And, the fact that you've got "replica" written down the side of your guns. And, the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point 5 0" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now . . . fuck off.

It turns out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting Pikey was a Gypsy bare-knuckle boxing champion, which makes him harder than a coffin nail. Right now, that's the last thing on Tommy's mind. If Gorgeous doesn't wake up in the next few minutes, Tommy knows he'll be buried with him. Why would the Gypsies want to go with the trouble explaining why a man died in their campsite? Not when they could just bury the pair of them and just move camp. It's not like they got social security numbers, is it? Tommy the Tit is praying. And, if he isn't, he fucking should be.

I fuckin' hate Pikeys.

This thread has started off nicely......:D

[Sketcher]

One of my all time favorite movie quotes:

"You have done nothing for which you should be ashamed."
"I have done nothing. And for that I am ashamed." - The Patriot

[J ROD]

"So I told the swamp donkey to suck it before I give it a tonkin' in da tradesman's entrance and 'ave a' yahballs!" (I think thats close enough)

"Catch you on the FLIP SIDE"

"Would you give me a foot massage?"

"You want an abortion?....I know how to do it" This ones from the old school "dawn of the dead", you have to see it to understand why its a funny line.

"I know why your angry, its cause they make you wear a dress"
"Are you a ladies man, Bob?"

[callmejulio]

Yippy-Ki-Yay Motherfucker! -Bruce Willis, Die Hard
Your mother was a hamster and your father stank of edelberries- the french guy, monty python and the holy grail

[Liberator13]

Full Metal Jacket

almost any line from boot camp from that movie...
such a kickass movie
has anybody else noticed how many other movies take shit from FMJ??
just yesterday i saw these:

Austin powers 1: Fembots, they use the music thats in FMJ with the first hooker
Finding Nemo: theres a speech thing like the "this is my rifle"
sucky sucky 5 dolla... countless movies/shows

F U C K i am totally blankin out... i was thinkin of this last night while tryin to go to sleep.. i had so many more...

[Citronic27]

Gladiator:

- They tell me your son screamed like a girl when they nailed him to the cross.
And your wife moaned like a whore when they ravaged her again and again and again.
- The time for honoring yourself will soon be at an end. Highness.

-If you find yourself alone, riding through green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled, for you are in Elysium, and are already dead.

"Yeah? Well, I'm taller." - Keanu Reeves; SpeedExcellent movie!

I love the bit in Snatch when the guy says something like 'It's behind you Tyrone, when you reverse things come from behind you', then Tyrone says 'It was at a funny angle' lol! Perhaps someone'll be able to get the 100% accurate quote, like Kerpal :)

[stevib]

the stupid black woman from house of the dead, on a book, when trying to escape from really not threatening zombies:


"this looks old, maybe we can use it"

[Citronic27]

Just been watching The Beach...

Richard - Oh, you Europeans, you're so funny huh(!) You have such a playful sense of humour(!) No wonder your comedy has conquered the world(!)
Etienne - What about Moliere?
Richard - Who? Oh, fuck off!

[Kerpal]

I love the bit in Snatch when the guy says something like 'It's behind you Tyrone, when you reverse things come from behind you', then Tyrone says 'It was at a funny angle' lol! Perhaps someone'll be able to get the 100% accurate quote, like Kerpal :)

Here ya go.... :)

Tyrone: I didn't see it there.

Vinny: It's a four-ton truck, Tyrone. It's not as though it's a packet of fucking peanuts, is it?

Tyrone: It was at a funny angle.

Vinny: It's behind you, Tyrone. Whenever you reverse things come from behind you.

and yes, it was funnier in the film than it looks here....

Kerpal

[Citronic27]

Thanx Kerpal. Yeah that scene cracks me up :lol:

[Ginzo]

from Old School:
FRANK: ITS SOO GOOD ONCE IT HITS YOUR LIPS!! ... SNOOP,SNOOP-A-LOOP!

Funny ass movie surprised me no one said a quote from it already.

[Car~RamRod]

DODGEBALL

Do you believe in unlikelihoods? Average Joe's shocking the dodgeball world and upsetting Globo Gym in the championship match. Unbelievable. I have been to the Great Wall of China. I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt. I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel. But never in all my years as a sportscaster have I witnessed something as improbable, as impossible, as what we've witnessed here.

[cazdaspaz]

Your mother was a hamster and your father stank of edelberries- the french guy, monty python and the holy grail
lol and the way he pronounces "knight" has me laughing. kin-nig-hit! :lol:

[EdGrimley]

Big Lebowski (Best Movie Ever!)



Donny: How come you don't roll on Saturday Walter?
Walter Sobchak: I'm Shomer Shabbos.
Donny: What's that Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fuckin' ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit
[shouts]
Walter Sobchak: Don't fucking roll! Shomer shabbos!

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Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.

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Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
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Jesus Quintana: What is this "day of rest" shit? What is this bullshit, man? I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead!
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Walter Sobchak: Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

[ImAMonkey]

BEST MOVIE EVER: NAPOLEON DYNAMITE!

Here are some of the quotes

Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.
Uncle Rico: She didn't tell me anything.
Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
Uncle Rico: I'm not goin' anywhere, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property!
Uncle Rico: It's a free country. I can do whatever I want.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you.
Uncle Rico: Well then do it! Go on!
Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I will, GOSH!

Uncle Rico: So what do you think?
Kip: It's pretty cool, I guess.
Uncle Rico: Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. I'd take state.
Napoleon Dynamite: This is pretty much the worst video ever made.
Kip: Napoleon, like anyone can even know that.
Uncle Rico: You know what, Napoleon? You can leave.
Napoleon Dynamite: You guys are retarded!

Rex: At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?
[points to Napoleon]
Rex: Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!

Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?
Napoleon Dynamite: I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could probably be drinking whole milk.

Uncle Rico: So how are things going with you and your girlfriend?
Kip: Well, I think it's getting pretty serious. We chat online for like two hours a day so yeah, you could say it's getting pretty serious.

Grandma: How was school?
Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life, what do you think?

Napoleon Dynamite: What kind of bike do you have?
Pedro: It's a sledgehammer.
Napoleon Dynamite: Dang!... You ever take it off any sweet jumps?
Napoleon Dynamite: [Cut to Pedro jumping] You got like three feet of air that time.

Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!

Napoleon Dynamite: [drinks glass of milk] The defect in this one is bleach.
FFA Judge No. 1: That's right.
Napoleon Dynamite: Yessssssssss.
Napoleon Dynamite: [drinks second glass of milk] This one tastes like the cow got into an onion patch.
FFA Judge No. 2: Correct.
Napoleon Dynamite: Yessssssssss.

Nathan: Napoleon, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon Dynamite: No, go find your own.
Nathan: Come on, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon Dynamite: No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today.
Nathan: [kicks the tots]
Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! Gross! Freakin' idiot!

Kip: I'm just really trying to raise a few bucks now so I can bring her out for a few days.
Uncle Rico: Yeah, well what does she look like?
Kip: She's uh... she's got sandy blonde hair. She's uh... pretty good looking face, but I'm just getting really... just kinda TO'd because... I mean she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet.

Napoleon Dynamite: Hey can I use your guys's phone for a sec?
Secretary No. 1: Is there anything wrong?
Napoleon Dynamite: I don't feel very good.
[takes telephone and dials number]
Kip: [making nachos on the other line] Hi.
Napoleon Dynamite: Is grandma there?
Kip: No, she's getting her hair done.
Napoleon Dynamite: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Kip: What do you need?
Napoleon Dynamite: Can you just go get her for me?
Kip: I'm really busy right now.
Napoleon Dynamite: Just tell her to come get me.
Kip: Why?
Napoleon Dynamite: Cause I don't feel good!
Kip: Well, have you talked to the school nurse?
Napoleon Dynamite: No, she doesn't know anything. Will you just come get me?
Kip: No.
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip: No, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: But my lips hurt real bad!
Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer.
Napoleon Dynamite: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!
Kip: See ya.
Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! Idiot!

Napoleon Dynamite: [referring to Pedro's bike] It's got shocks... pegs... lucky!



Sorry for the huge amount of quotes

[AcidTouch]

"Luke, I am your father"

[Face Plant]

This Is Spinal Tap

Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?

[Pause] These go to eleven

http://www.moviewavs.com/cgi-bin/mp3s.cgi?This_Is_Spinal_Tap=st7.mp3

[KakUMei]

Happy Gilmore

"The price is wrong, bitch!"

[tophizzle]

the entire fight club movie im suprised no one mentioned that one

[rhcp pman]

Full Metal Jacket

Respect (reps). Not that many people that I've talked to have seen that movie. I didn't like it as a whole, but it was pretty damn funny in parts. Have you got the bit where he says something like "How tall are you", "6 foot", "I didn't know they piled shit that high" :D That's classic.

[rolledkings]

I only came here to do two things, kick some ass and drink some beer......and it looks like we are all out of beer. Dazed and Confused

[Madness]

Jim Carrey Liar Liar.

Jim Carrey:Nothing! Because if I take it to small claims court, it will just drain 8 hours out of my life and you probably won't show up and even if I got the judgment you'd just stiff me anyway; so what I am going to do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk, and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe!

Jim Carrey:Here it goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at an intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!
Cop: Is that all?
Jim Carrey: No... I have unpaid parking tickets.

[IShatOnYourDad]

from starsky and hutch- owen wilson says "I'm sorry, but did you just tough-talk a dead body?"

from the program "Put bodies on the floor, and let the paramedics sort it out later!"

[Madness]

Ali G Indahouse.

Ali G: Alright. But you tell that slag, that in the ghetto, washing non colourfast synthetics at 60 degrees could cost you your life..

Ali G: R.E.S.T.E.C.P! Do ya even know wha it spellz?
Cabinet M.P.: Restecp?
Ali G: ... Yes, Restecp. 'owz anyone out there meant to restecp each otha, if you lot in'ere, don't even start restecpa-ing one another?

Ali G: If you iz watching dis in da UK, you may remember me from da telly. If you iz in Belgium.... you iz living in a shit hole.

[led_head]

What are you going to do, bleed on me?

[GhostDog]

Full Metal Jacket


lol, best part of that movie was when he slapped the shit out of pyle

uhh heres mine Rush Hour "DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH!? HUH? DO YOU SPEAKA DE ENGLISH?"

[Schizophrenic]

Con Air. Cyrus Grissom to pilot "And if you say a word about this, over the radio, the next wings you see will belong to the flies buzzing over your rotting corpse"

[tehsandman]

My personal favourites:
-Fight Club-

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.



On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.


-Boondock Saints-

Why don't you make like a tree, and get the f*ck outta here?


-Gladiator-

What we do in life echoes in eternity.

[UltimateFIEND78]

Kevin Spacey in The Usual Suspects

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled... was convincing the world he didn't exist.

[KinkyDeathKitty]

No one didn't meantion forest gump yet!!

Life is like a box of chocolate you never know what your gonna get.

And my personal favorite that alwayz makes me laugh for some reason.

Run forest!!!Run!!!
:D

[Judd]

Christmas Vacation: :D

Clark Griswold: Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no! We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here! We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!

Clark Griswold: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

Caddyshack:
Carl: License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to lie back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.

[Mr. Virtuoso]

The revealing of her panties wasn't intentional or unintentional. She just didn't give a damn. She saw me as so physically and sexually non-threatening, she didn't mind if I get a bird's eye view of her love nest. It was same to her as a house cat sneaking a peek.....I felt my pecker flutter once like a pigeon having a heart attack, than it layed down and became limp and still. Of course, these days a flutter is kind of reassuring."

-Bruce Campbell as Elvis in Bubba Hotep

"Death smiles on us all, all we can do is smile back"
-Maximus in Gladiator

[fallopiantube]

her hair was bright yellow, like the color of your pee after you take a multi vitamin- Ben Stiller Duplex

[manuelhrndz79]

Starsky & Hutch: "do, It" "do, It" (that's Classic)

Pulp Fiction: "zed Is Dead"

Pulp Fiction: " When You Entered My House Did You See The Sign That Said Dead Nigger Storage? That's Cause Storing Dead Niggers Isn't My Business".

Saving Private Ryan: "earn This"

My Big Fat Greek Wedding: "marrriiiiaaaa!"

E.t.: "ouch"

Usual Suspects: "kaiser Sauze"

The Matrix Revolutions: "mr. Anderson, We've Missed You"

[/tHePuNiShEr\]

First off fight club

It's only after we lost everything that we are free to do anything.


also snatch

Whats that?
This is a shotgun son.
Thats a Fucking anti-aircraft gun Vincent!

[xboxfever.com]

"I love the smell of napalm early in the morning" :D

[casean027]

Okay vagina McVag alot - Harold and Kumar

[gUy]

Band of Brothers.
Randleman:Why are we the only company marching 9 miles every friday night?
Winters: What do you think private Randleman?
Randleman: Captain Sobel hates us sir.
Winters: Captain Sobel does not hate Easy Company Private Randleman. He just hates you.
Randleman: Thank you sir.

Rice: Looks like you guys are going to be surrounded.
Winters: We're paratroopers, Lieutenant, we're supposed to be surrounded.

Toye: Hitler gets one of these right across the windpipe. Roosevelt changes Thanksgiving to Joe Toye Day. Pay's me ten grand a year for the rest of my fucking life.

Cpt. Nixon: Hitler's dead.
Liebgott: Holy shit.
Cpt. Nixon: Shot himself in Berlin.
Sgt. Denver 'Bull' Randleman: Is the war over, sir?
Cpt. Nixon: No. We have orders to Berchtesgaden. We move out in one hour.
Pvt. David Kenyon Webster: Why? The man's not home. He should have killed himself three years ago. Saved us a lot of trouble.
Cpt. Nixon: Yeah, he should have. But he didn't.

Reiben: Hey, Wade, I got a mother, you got a mother, the sarge has got a mother. I'm willing to bet that even the Captain's got a mother. Well, maybe not the Captain, but the rest of us have got mothers.

Stand and Deliver
Escalante: Tough guys don't do math. Tough guys fry chicken for a living

Escalante: You only see the turn, you don't see the road ahead.

Escalante: You're like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there!

Rush Hour

Lee: Ah! Beach Boys!
Carter: Oh, hell no! You didn't just touch my goddamn radio!
Lee: The Beach Boys are great American music.
Carter: The Beach Boys gonna get you a great ass whuppin'. Don't you ever touch a black man's radio, boy! You can do that in China but you can get your ass killed out here, man!

Carter: This is the LAPD. We're the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama's ashamed of me. She tells everybody I'm a drug dealer.

not really a movie

Dewey: And then the monster started growling at me, so I threw rocks at him, and I killed him, and then he started flying around on rocket boost, and I got to ride inside his head, and now the monster's my friend, and we wen - and we went to get Slurpees.
Reese: You did not. You just lied.
Hal: Reese, if that's what Dewey says happened there's no reason to argue about it.
Reese: No one believes I beat the last level in Mortal Kombat.
Hal: Because that's just ridiculous. No one beats Sub-Zero.

[spunkypunky]

from Old School:


Funny ass movie surprised me no one said a quote from it already.



Frank: how come theres no ice in my lemonade?! Drop down and give me ten...NOW!!


dude! you got a fucking dart in your neck! what, wait, what are you talking about? dude you should take that shit out, that shit is not cool. man, you're crazy, you're crazy, i like you, but you're crazy..

[whereismymind]

"you lookin at me" - taxi driver

"the skin its just a shell and I, I have evovled past it" - the boy whos skin fell off (amazing Independent film this almost made me cry)

"where gonna need the new cover sheet on the tps reports" - office space (this movie is a movie you can watch a million times)

[Dwn.Wth.Vwls]

"She's A lesbian."
"She isnt a lesbian"
"I don't care what she is, that dike can throw!"
Dodgeball.The message you have entered is too short

[Gilla House]

y did they take down my post??
anyway, my favorite quote is...
"ok. im pretty tired now. i think ill go home"-forrest gump

[UltimateFIEND78]

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

Yea I love that one. Here are some of my other favorites-

Shawshank Redemption
I had to come to prison to become a criminal

The Usual Suspects
How do you shoot the Devil in the back? What if you miss?

Super Troopers
Hey Farva. What's that place you go to with the chicken wings and all the crazy shit on the walls?

Oh Shananagins?

Meow

[Kazimierz]

I figured it best not to mention the bats, the poor bastard would see them soon enough.

I was in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and someone was giving these creatures alcohol.

etc, etc. What movie?

[CaseyStryker]

"Is the movement from the bed going to be a problem?"

"No, I think it's great. Jack, do you want me to use my Spanish accent?"

-Boogie Nights

[xboxfever.com]

Dodgeball.


the best quote in that movie to me was "that's about as useless as a cock-flavored popsicle."

:p

[Dwn.Wth.Vwls]

the best quote in that movie to me was "that's about as useless as a cock-flavored popsicle."

:p

Haha, yeah, that movie was awesome.

[TheDawgPound72]

Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

Connor: You know what we need? Some rope.
Murphy: What are you, insane?
Connor: No, I'm serious. Charlie Bronson's always got a rope. In the movies, they've always got rope and they always end up using it.
Murphy: That's stupid. Name one fucking thing you're gonna need a rope for.
Connor: It's not what they need it for, they just always need it.
Murphy: What's this "they" shit? This isn't a movie.
[Murphy picks up a huge commando knife]
Connor: Oh, is that right, Rambo?
Murphy: All right, get your stupid fucking rope.

Murphy: Kind of liberating, isn't it?
Rocco: You know, it is a bit.

Doc: Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here?

The Boondock Saints

[Maku]

Eaaahh it's the clones heaahhh - Ah nold Shcartzzesumthinoranother :insane:

[Solaris]

Matthias: Look, I don't think it should be blasphemy, just saying "Jehovah"
John Cleese: You're only making worse for yourself!
Matthias: Making it worse?! How could it be worse?! Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!

And

Pontius Pilate: "What's so funny... about Biggus Dickus"
Centurion: "Well, it's a joke name, sir"
Pilate: "I have a vewy good fwiend in Wome called Biggus Dickus"

Both of these are from Monty Python's Life Of Brian.. :bow: Classic stuff.

[xboxfever.com]

great quotes. That movie absolutely rocks. Should be on TV once a week instead of the shit they insist on showing us.

[steelscout]

Tom Bishop: Happy?
Nathan Muir: Seventy-five casualties, an apartment block leveled, one dead terrorist? Yeah, happy.
Tom Bishop: We have some fucked up barometer for success, don't we? - Spy Game

[Thimble]

This Is Spinal Tap

Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?

[Pause] These go to eleven

http://www.moviewavs.com/cgi-bin/mp3s.cgi?This_Is_Spinal_Tap=st7.mp3

Just awesome.



American Beauty after he buys the red firebird. = "I rule."

[qopanna16]

not the best, but the movie was funny:

Jesse: Dude! You got a tattoo!
Chester: So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
[later]
Chester: [angry] "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: [screaming] "Sweet!"

from Titanic:

Molly Brown: Who came up with the name Titanic? Was it you, Bruce?
Ismay: Yes, actually. I wanted to convey sheer size, and size means stability, luxury, and above all, strength.
Rose: Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas of the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you.
Ruth: [whispering] What's gotten into you?
Rose: Excuse me.
[she leaves]
Ruth: I must apologize.
Ismay: Freud? Who is he? is he a passenger?

^ Burn

[xboxfever.com]

wow, a good quote from Titanic... how unexpected :)

[Shin_409]

This is from Fight Club, the main character played by Edward Norton is talking to an airport security guard after his bag was confiscated.



Narrator: Was it ticking?

Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.

Narrator: Sorry, throwers?

Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.

Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?

Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...
[whispering]

Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the
indefinite article "a dildo", never "your dildo".

Narrator: I don't own...




And this isn't from a movie but it's great. From Family Guy




Lois: You're acting like a child.

Peter: Oh if i'm a child do you know what that makes you? A pedofile and i don't talk to perverts.