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stevib
10-31-2004, 06:15 AM
dont see this film. its shit. imagine a half assed zombie film with shitty old special slow mo effects. then, stick in short 2 second clips from the game "house of the dead" every so often . what do you get? this film

it was too short, and the ending was seriously adrupt. it just didnt work. the dialogue was shit, bah, its just shit.

they even stole the look of evil deads ash for the main survivor guy. man this was bad.
hOLdencAUfIeLd
10-31-2004, 10:56 AM
Is House of the DEad the movie about the ravers who have to fight all the zombies on the island? Because if so, that was the most fucked up movie I have seen in a long time. Granted, I was higher than Redman at the source awards...I just remember all these ravers grabbing guns and becoming instant commandos. and then doesn't the guy step on the other guys head at the end or something? what a fucked up movie. Another good one to see while you are "Blah-zehd" is Cabin Fever, they have the most random conversations.....
drone
10-31-2004, 11:29 AM
stevib is right. This zombie flick sucks...how they add 2 seconds shots of the game totally fucked it up. Its like they were trying to be true to the game or something so they show a few scenes from it but it wasnt scarey or anything...just stupid.
justplainTerror
10-31-2004, 12:31 PM
No way, this is one of the best comedies to come out!!
stevib
10-31-2004, 03:12 PM
it wasnt even true to the game...in fact, it doesnt even make sense. why would the game exist if its really happening in the film world?



ugh it was fucking stupid. some of it was funny though, ill give ya that. :D
justplainTerror
10-31-2004, 03:38 PM
I thought this movie was non-stop laughs! I mean it was just soo damn cheesy that it was brilliant! it's the usual story line... kids wanna party, theres a slut, there' a guy who thinks he's the shit, there's the virgin and then there's the leader guy. It's just so typical.
bobsmokespipes
10-31-2004, 04:38 PM
How the fuck can you mess up a zombie movie? When will these retards understand that all you need is about seven actors, everyday locations and plenty of guns/bats/axes ripping through loads of half rotten zombies for 90 minutes. (oh and maybe some female nipples here and there)

At least they got it right for the Dawn of the Dead remake. Shame about the Resident Evil films though.