Sex or Counter-Strike Match?

[NotTodayMerc]

Okay, I know this isn't a prank, but this is the only section of the forum that involves audio. The following is an audio track of a guy on the phone with his girlfriend. It's actually pretty funny, especially if you are an online gamer. Enjoy.

http://home.planet.nl/~cruij087/vin3.mp3

[G-Prime975]

Oh my god! That guy is such a n00b! His girlfriend wants it in the ass and he wants to fucking play CS! What a retred!

[Ginzo]

so fake... at least in the beginning. But the rest is HILARIOUS!

[PsiRedEye22]

Oh my god! That guy is such a n00b! His girlfriend wants it in the ass and he wants to fucking play CS! What a retred!

That, my man, is the symbol of the elite. Pwnage > All worldly temptations.

[.FM]

I seriously busted out laughing about 1/2 way through this..."I'm horny" "What do you want me to do about it?" ( :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: ) "come over" "No!"

This is what happens when CS addiction goes too far. If I ever become so addicted to Halo that I won't bang my girlfriend (espically if she wants it in the freakin' ass!), I want someone to shoot me. This is one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time, aside from the Anal Sex (if you don't know, don't ask :D) one over at SA.

[c104thecore]

i was listening to this and my dog looked at me like wtf? :lol: this was weird, i didn''t like it that much...meh. i guess it's cuz i dont play CS. ooh, i did think it was funny when he said "negative." reminded me of Arnold.

[G-Prime975]

I'm pretty sure "Negative." was an attempted imitation of the radio messages in CS.

[SiR FinGz]

Heh, you horny freaks never cease to amaze me.
"LIKE OMG HE PREFERS COUNTER-STRIKE OVER SEX! GAY!"
Maybe sex comes once in a blue moon for you folks which is why you'd instantly jump at every opertunity like a horny mofo, but some people get it a dime a dozen. The double standard in this situation is what surprizes me the most, if a girl said she's going shopping and not have sex, then she's just "not being a slut" but if a guy didn't jump at every opertunity to have sex, then he's "gay"

:insane:

[KDK]

Heh, you horny freaks never cease to amaze me.
"LIKE OMG HE PREFERS COUNTER-STRIKE OVER SEX! GAY!"
Maybe sex comes once in a blue moon for you folks which is why you'd instantly jump at every opertunity like a horny mofo, but some people get it a dime a dozen. The double standard in this situation is what surprizes me the most, if a girl said she's going shopping and not have sex, then she's just "not being a slut" but if a guy didn't jump at every opertunity to have sex, then he's "gay"

:insane:
You're gay.

[SiR FinGz]

stfu white boy

[PsiRedEye22]

You're ALL gay. That guy owns. CS > Sex.

[cashville]

You're ALL gay. That guy owns. CS > Sex.

thats cuz u've never had it so u wouldnt know. ur too damn busy playing cs.

[General Patton]

roflchopter roflskates is there another one of those?

[G-Prime975]

It's Roflcopter and lollerskates. And no.

[Frenzythe13th]

Heh, you horny freaks never cease to amaze me.
"LIKE OMG HE PREFERS COUNTER-STRIKE OVER SEX! GAY!"
Maybe sex comes once in a blue moon for you folks which is why you'd instantly jump at every opertunity like a horny mofo, but some people get it a dime a dozen. The double standard in this situation is what surprizes me the most, if a girl said she's going shopping and not have sex, then she's just "not being a slut" but if a guy didn't jump at every opertunity to have sex, then he's "gay"

:insane:
I take it your an either a fag aka homosexual or got an form of std and afraid of sex.

[Zer0]

wow......That seemed longer than almost 6 mins.... but that was funny...was that all staged or was it an actual conversation?

[PsiRedEye22]

thats cuz u've never had it so u wouldnt know. ur too damn busy playing cs.


Playing CS is JUST like sex.

I work hard to penetrate the defenses, she arms my bomb, and I blow in her face. Simple mechanics.

[Mr._Rabbit]

i think it was staged cause why would you just record a phone call unless your a wacko or sumthing :insane:

[G-Prime975]

Here's how I think it was. He was chillaxin' with his buddies on CS (clanmates), when they dared him to call his girlfriend and act l33t. He recorded it and sent it to them.

[Zer0]

Psi: Reading that just made my day. (really tough/bad day at work so far..)
G-prime: That sounds like a good Theory.

[Mag58]

You're ALL gay. That guy owns. CS > Sex.


True words spoken from a loser...


...Murder Suicide my friend....Murder Suicide

[SiR FinGz]

I take it your an either a fag aka homosexual or got an form of std and afraid of sex.
Don't get me wrong, I like women and sex more than anything. But there are lots of times when I denied them access to my dyck. They gotta earn the dyck. ;) It's not just a human dildo that they can summon any time they wish.

Women like jerks, and this guy was being a jerk.
I doubt that she didn't blow him off and ride his dyck after he was done with his nerdy computer match.

[JustinJJ]

I doubt that she didn't blow him off and ride his dyck after he was done with his nerdy computer match.

slow down... i'm confused: is that a double negative? is doubt and didn't a double negative? i'm so confused.... so your saying the she did blow him off? or no? and she did ride his dick?

EDIT: jesus christ, what the hell was i talking about.

[SiR FinGz]

Yeah it's a double negative.
Let's see..

She did blow him off (means that she did)
I doubt that she did blow him off (means that she didn't)
I doubt that she didn't blow him off (means that she did)

If you read my post properly, you could have concluded that. :shuffle:

ktnxbye