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11-01-2004, 06:05 PM
Hamburger Restaurant

A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress is cheek, which is slowly turning a crimson red.
"Are you the owner?"

she asks, now softly stroking his face with both hands."No" he replies, "I''m just the manager."

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him."

She asks, running her hands up beyond his ears and into his hair.

"I''m afraid I can''t," breathes the manager clearly aroused," he''s in the back doing taxes right now. Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message."

She continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"Tell him" she says "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room

banjo1735
11-01-2004, 11:32 PM
It's on the main site...

theViBe
11-02-2004, 02:02 AM
yep, unfortunately a repost...t.t.t..

yucky tho

Melonhead1
11-02-2004, 02:09 AM
i didnt like that...... gross

BoneSaw
11-02-2004, 09:46 AM
If she was hot enough I would suck the shit right off her fingers with a smile on my face.

crash0414
11-02-2004, 11:40 AM
even tho it is a repost it is still funny.. :bang: way to go