Yo Mamas So Fat/stupid/ugly Jokes

[Black/White man]

here's one to start it off

Your mama's fat she sits around the house LITERALLY

[fwipit]

did you know you just killed your own thread by listing like every mama joke there is?

[Dark-Mage]

and you repeat them too much, i found that, when she cut her leg gravy poured out like 4 times.

[ScottPurcell]

wow nice fuel there buddy but uh i dont think i have one thats not up there ^ :banghead:

[Bigheaded Chief]

YO MOMA SO POOR when ur house started on fire she got up on the roof and sang "clap ur hands stomp ur feet praise the lord we have heat"

[socheese]

yo mamas teeth are so yellow she spit out butter

[Black/White man]

there I deleted them now don't post unless you got a yo mama joke. :mad:
Yo Fwipit there's A LOT more jokes than those. Thats was only tiny bit of every thing I got. :D

[Dark-Mage]

yo mama so fat when she went parashooting she landed on the cn tower and the statue of liberty (this joke is also in the other topic, poll:yo mama fat jokes) ;)

[fwipit]

there I deleted them now don't post unless you got a yo mama joke. :mad:
Yo Fwipit there's A LOT more jokes than those. Thats was only tiny bit of every thing I got. :D
KEWL OK.

YO MAMA SO POOR, WHEN I RANG YOUR DOORBELL SHE HAD TO STICK HER HEAD OUT AND SAY DING DONG

[DeathCloud]

Yo mamma so fat she jumped in mid air and got stuck

Yo momma so fat she has to use a boomarange to put on her belt.

[fwipit]

yo mama so FAT, YOU GOT STUCK IN ONE OF HER TITIES WHEN SHE TRIED TO BREASTFEED YOU!!!111

yo there should be a you mama jokes rap battle or something... lol :lol:

[usefulidiot316]

Yo momma so fat, she fell in love and got stuck

Yo momma so ugly, she went into taco bell, and everyone said, "Let's run for the border"

Yo momma so stupid, she voted for Ralph Nader!:icon_rofl
^sorry, I had to.

[fwipit]

yo mama so ugly, her shadow gave up

[soccerrocker232]

Your momma's so fat her drivers license says continued on other side.
Your momma's so short she was gonna commit suicide by jumping off the curb.
Your momma's so fat her blood type is ragu.

[reigenborn]

Your momma is so poor i saw here kicking a can down the street and i asked what she was doing and she said "moving"

Your momma is so fat, she uses to driveway to iron her clothes

Your momma is so fat, when a cop sees her walking down the street he says "he guys, break it up"

Your momma so stupid she thought MeowMix was a CD for cats

[Car~RamRod]

your mama's so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

your mama's so fat she once went on a "seafood" diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!

[Car~RamRod]

your mama's so poor, that your family ate corn flakes with a fork to save milk

your mama's so poor they put her photo on food stamps

your mama's so poor I went into her 'living room', stepped on a Fag butt and she shouted - "Oi, who turned off the heater!"

[HaloTwo]

Your mommas so short she sat on a curb and her feet were dangling.

Your mommas so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles came out.

Your mommas so fat she put on a yellow raincoat and walked outside and people were yelling "Taxi!"

Your mommas so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck.

Your mommas so stupid that when she was going to the airport and saw a sign that read "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

Your mommas so uncoordinated she threw a rock at the ground and missed..

[BrAzIL duDe]

Your mom is so fat, I rolled over twice and I was still on top of her.
Your mom is so fat, you need a Thomas Guide to find her asshole.
Your mom is so fat, when she falls out of bed she falls on both sides.
Your mom is so fat, when she wears a yellow coat she looks like a school bus.
Your mom is so fat, she has her own zip code.
Your mom is so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: California, Nevada, Arizona…
Your mom is so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she’s backing up.
Your mom is so fat, when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Your mom is so fat, when she goes to the beach, people yell out, "Whale Sighting!"
Your mom is so fat, we get a drought every time she takes a shower.
Your mom is so fat, she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks.
Your mom is so fat, every time she walks her butt claps.
Your mom is so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
Your mom is so fat, she bungee jumps and goes straight to hell.

:icon_rofl

[fwipit]

Your mom is so fat, I rolled over twice and I was still on top of her.
Your mom is so fat, you need a Thomas Guide to find her asshole.
Your mom is so fat, when she falls out of bed she falls on both sides.
Your mom is so fat, when she wears a yellow coat she looks like a school bus.
Your mom is so fat, she has her own zip code.
Your mom is so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: California, Nevada, Arizona…
Your mom is so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she’s backing up.
Your mom is so fat, when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Your mom is so fat, when she goes to the beach, people yell out, "Whale Sighting!"
Your mom is so fat, we get a drought every time she takes a shower.
Your mom is so fat, she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks.
Your mom is so fat, every time she walks her butt claps.
Your mom is so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
Your mom is so fat, she bungee jumps and goes straight to hell.

:icon_rofl
the hopscotch one, lol :lol:.
yo mamas so fat, when she farts, its like an atomic bomb

[Black/White man]

Yo mamas so fat she went in to store for underware and the sign said ONE SIZE FITS ALL. She came back the next day and the sign said ONE SIZE FITS MOST! :D :D :D :D :D

[Mr.Dood]

Yo momma's so old she farts dust.
Yo momma's so old she has an autographed bible.
Yo momma's so fat she sells shade.
Yo momma's so fat guys have to ask for directions during sex.
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to drown a fish.
Yo momma's so ugly she stuck her head out the window and got arrested for indecent exposure.
Yo momma's so old her birth certificate says "expired."

More 2 come later as i remember them.

[Black/White man]

Yo mama's so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Yo mama's so stupid she brings a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

[fwipit]

yo mamas so stupid, she uses a thermometer as a clock

[Black/White man]

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

[fwipit]

yo mama so fat, her scale learned to count pass 500

[fwipit]

the circus is in town lets see if yo mama works there
does that count? i got it off a t-shirt

[Black/White man]

Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

[LokeDog]

Yo Momma So Stupid She Thought Rosa Parks Was A Place Where You Have A Picnic.

[scott_man_25]

yo mamas so stupid, she uses a thermometer as a clock

Did u make those up urself cuz ur not funny!


Yo mammas so fat that if she went on a diet it would be the end of world hunger
Yo mammas so fat that other fat women orbit her
Yo mammas so fat i tried to drive around her and i ran out of gas
Yo mammas so fat she walked by the TV and i missed a 2 hour special
Yo mammas armpits are so hairy it looks like she has Don King in a headlock
Yo mammas so hairy you got rugburn on your way out during birth
Yo mammas so ugly when she was born HER mother was sued for dumping toxic waste

[SixFlags_Gramps]

Yo momma is SO nasty that she has to cut her tampon string so the crabs will quit bungie jumping

Yo momma so nasty she gosta put ice in her droors jussa keep them crabs fresh

[vimm]

yo moma is so poor and sadistic, she killed her pupply cuz it ate her quarter.

[Black/White man]

Yo mama's so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and said where's my gum ball. :D

[MrDeliquent85]

Your momma is so fat, when you want sex you have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Your momma's teeth are so yellow, i cant believe its not butter.
Your momma's so dumb she got locked in a toilet and shit herself.

[Snips_Ex]

yo mamma so fat people jog around her for exercise!

:D :D

[Mr. Pelicula]

Your mama's so dumb, I said Christmas was just around the corner, she went to look for it.
Your mama's so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Your mama's so old, I told her to act her age, she dropped dead. *Classic*
Your mama's so stupid, in the Civil War, she'd fight for the West.
Your mama's so fat, during sex guys just slap her thigh and ride the wave.
Your mama's so old, she wears Air Jesus shoes.
Your mama's so old, she got to see Hailies Comet three times!

and that's all I got thus far...

[Twiztid0385]

Your mama is so fat even Jesus couldnt raise her.

Your mama so poor she lives in a 2 story dorito bag.

[lorndarken]

your moma is so fat she sat on a quarter and made snot come out his nose ,

your moma so fat she has her on gravitation pull ,
your moma so fat she make a black hole look like no big deal

your moma sister is so old her name is aunt tique , her sister is so old her name is aunt cestor

your moma so old she has adam and eves autographs

your moma so stupid she failed pre school and got held back

your moma so ugly her parents had to feed her with a sling shot

your moma so stupid ,that she is stupid end of story she is just stupid ,what im telling you the truth she is stupid , what? dont believe me , look at her she is stupid , see? ,i told you so

your moma so fat when she has her period it looks like a murder has took place


your moma so stupid she stairs at a can of oj because it says concentate

your moma so stupid in school they asked her what 1+1 was and she said jello

your moma so fat when she wears a red t shirt ,people confuse her with the kool aid man

i got plenty more but i just want to see if anyone wants them, peace

[ArnoldFukedYou]

Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Your mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips.

Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.

Your mother's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.

Your mother's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Your mother's so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.

Your mother's so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.

Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Your mother's so fat, when they used her underwear for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, "OK"!

Your mom's so fat, when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling, "Free Willie!"

Your mom's so big, she plays marbles with planets.

Your mom's so fat, her belt size is the equator.

Your mom's so fat, she has to buy two airplane tickets.

Your mom's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

Your mom's so fat she uses a satellite dish as a diaphragm.

Your mom's so fat when she took her dress to the cleaners they told her, "Sorry, we don't do curtains."

Your mom's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks.

Your mom's so fat, she sat on four quarters and made a dollar.

Your mom's so big, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.

Your mothers so fat, she was baptized at Sea World.

Your mothers so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Your mothers so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Your mothers so fat, she's on a light diet...as soon as it gets light out she starts eating.

Your mothers so big that she sat on a rainbow and got Skittles.

Your mothers so fat that when she wore an "X" jacket a helicopter tried to land on her back.

Your mothers head is so big, it shows up on radar.

Your mothers so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.

Your mothers so fat your bath tub has stretch marks.

Your mothers so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."

Your mothers so fat, she got a run in her jeans.

Your mothers so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.

Your mothers so fat, she sells shade in the summer.

Your mothers so fat, she left the house with high-heels and came back with flip-flops.

Your mothers so fat, when I got on top of her my ears popped.

Your mothers so fat, she influences the tides.

Your mothers so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.

Your mothers so fat, she was baptized at Marine World.

Your mothers so fat, she has her own area code.

Your mothers so fat, they got her face on the Crisco can.

Your mothers so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said "Sorry, we don't do live stock."

Yo mama so fat, were in her right now.

Yo mama so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"

Yo mama so fat, every time someone say "Kool Aid" she bust through the wall.

Yo mama so fat, her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo mama so fat, you have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her

Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat, she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo mama so nasty, I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

Yo mama so ugly, she went into an hunted house and came out with an application

Yo mama so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo mama so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Yo mama so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours... for a quote!

Yo mama so fat, her nickname is "DAMN"

Yo mama so fat, that she needs a sock for each toe

Yo mama so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so slutty, she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball!

Yo mama so slutty, she could suck a golf ball through six feet of garden hose

Yo mama so poor, her face is on the front of a food stamp.

Yo mama's like a refrigerator, everyone sticks their meat in her.

Yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets three fingers, thrown in the gutter, and comes back for more.

Yo momma so fat, scientists have declared her ass to be the 10th planet.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Your momma's so poor she can't even pay attention!

Your mamma is so fat she's on both sides of the family.

Your mamma is so fat when we were having sex I rolled over 9 times and I was still on the BITCH!!!!!

Yo momma so ugly your Grandma threw her on the street and was charged for littering.

Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo momma so ugly, she walked into Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border.

Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit !!

Yo momma is like a bowling ball, gets picked up fingered, thrown in the gutter and bitch comes back for more.

Your mamma is so poor she was kicking a can down the street, asked what she was doing and she said moving.

Yo momma is like a bottle of ketchup, she gets turned around, banged, and then she comes out slow.

Your mother is like a doorknob.... everyone gets a turn!

Your mom is like a race car driver, she burns 50 rubbers a day.

Your momma is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

Your mothers so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo momma's so stupid she thought a quarterback is a refund.

Yo momma's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she sees people waving.

Yo momma's hair so greasy when she gets in the car the oil light comes on.

Yo momma is a carpenter's dream...she's flat as a board and she's never been screwed.

Yo momma is so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

Yo momma is so fat her blood type is rocky road.

Yo momma is so fat when God said let there be light, he said move your fat butt out of the way.

Yo momma is so dumb she got hit by a park car.

Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo momma is so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.

Yo momma is so fat she put on a pair of Guess Jeans and the answer popped out.

Yo momma's so fat, she irons her clothes on the drive way!

Yo momma's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map she sees people waving.

Yo momma's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!

Yo momma's so ugly, when you look up "ugly" in the dictionary, there's a picture of her!

Yo momma's so short, she does back flips under the bed!

Yo momma is like a shotgun, one cock and she'll blow

Yo momma's so fat she can't even fit in the chat room.

Yo Momma's so fat she gets her toenails painted at Lucky's Auto Body.

Your momma's armpits so stink she put on Right Guard and it went left.

Your momma's like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw.

Your momma's house is so small, when you buy a large pizza you have to go outside and eat it

Your momma's so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower!

Yo momma's got more mileage then a New York city taxi.

Yo momma's face is so pimply that her tears need a 4x4 to get down her face.

Yo momma's so loose, she jerks herself with the fat end of a baseball bat.

Yo momma so poor when I rang the doorbell she stuck her head out the window and yelled ding dong.

Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo momma's so poor, she has to hang toilet paper out to dry.

Yo momma's so poor, when I stepped on a lit match in her house, she yelled "Who turned off the furnace"!

Yo momma's so poor, she can't get rid of the roaches in her house 'cause they pay half the rent!

Yo momma's feet are so crusty, when she walks on a wooden floor, it sounds like she's tap dancing.

Yo momma's like a pie, everybody gets a piece.

Yo momma's so fat that when she asked for a water bed, they threw a blanket over the pacific ocean.

Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy!

Your momma's so fat, your family pictures have to be taken by a satellite!

Your momma's like the village bicycle, everybody gets a ride.

Yo momma's got a party in her mouth tonight, and everybody's cumming.

Yo momma's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.

Yo mama so skinny her pyjamas only have one stripe.

Your mommas so ugly the army doesn't use guns any more, they use her picture.

You're mama is so poor that she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo momma is so fat she caught a flesh-eating virus... and that was three years ago.

Yo momma so short she can hang glides Doritos.

Your mother is so fat she asked for a water bed and they put a blanket over the ocean.

Yo Momma's so fat, when she walks by the TV I miss a season of Friends.

Yo momma's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mamma so old she has the autographed version of the Bible.

Yo Mamas so stupid she locked herself in the bathroom and pissed her pants.

Yo mama's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list!

Yo momma so ugly all the neighbours pitched in for curtains.

[scott_man_25]

u had a little bit of repeats there. wherd u get them all?

[Black/White man]

u had a little bit of repeats there. wherd u get them all?

you just to go on google and type "yo mama jokes"

[Tazer]

My turn....

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wake up in sections. (Time Zones for those who question.)

You momma is so ugly that put her face on a box of laxitives and sold it empty.

Yo momma is so fat she looked at a menu and said "Okay."

Yo momma is so old, she sat next to Jesus in the 3rd grade

Yo momma is so old, she waited tables at the last supper

Yo momma is so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.

Yo momma is so old Jesus owes her 20 bucks.

Yo momma is so fat she puts mayonaise on asprin

Yo momma is so dumb, she got stabbed in a drive by shooting

Yo momma is so nasty, cockroaches spray raid on her!

Yo momma is so ugly she went into the beauty parlor, and it took 3 hours for an esitmate!

Yo momma is so ugly, she goes into a strip joint, and they pay her to keep her clothes on!

Yo momma is so fat, you have to take two trains and a bus just to get on her good side.

Yo momma is so fat, her bra size is Parachute!

Yo momma is so poor, she can't even afford a sign!

Yo momma is so dumb, she walks into a 99cent store and asks for the price.

Yo momma is so ugly, she can't take off her mask during halloween.

Uh, that's all I got, I was making a few of those up, as you very well can tell.

:bang:

[Oatsey]

Yo mamas so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Yo mama so short, you can see her feet on her drivers license.
Yo mamas so fat, when she gets in an elevator, she HAS to go down.
Yo mamas so old, that when she breast feed you the milk was sour.

and thats all i can think of(sorry if they repeated)

[Ol' Greystoke]

when yo mamma was born, the doctor slapped her parents :lol:

yo mammas so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down :)

[Tomarse]

yo mamma is like most of these jokes, old and used

[JayG]

Tomarse
yo mamma is like most of these jokes, old and used

Pwned :bang:


Heres My Contribution:

Yo mamma so fat, Bill gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! :p
&
Yo mamma so hairy, she wears a nike tag on her weave, so everyone calls her "Hair Jordan" :icon_rofl

[Roberto03]

Yo mama so stupid she tryed to drown a fish!

[jellybeanz365]

UR MUM
WUS SO FAT
SHE WUZ
UR DAD
WHYD I POST THIS
O YA
TO ANNOY U IDIOTS :banghead:

[jellybeanz365]

Yo mama so stupid she tryed to drown a fish!
I MADE DAT UP U FUIN COPIERS KISS MY A$S IF UR WORTHY ENOUGH :cool: :thud: BOW DOWN TO ME 3 TIMEZ

[Sir Budicus]

OmFg LOL! :lol: YOUr MoM iS LiKe So DuMb :confused: ShE LIke So AtE :D A gIrAfE :insane: BuT LikE 4G0t Like HeR BuS PaS$ :thud: ROLFCOPTOR!!!!!! :bow: :shout: :lol:
jellybean humor^

lol, now a serious joke,

what's the difference between your mom and a washing machine? my washing machine doesnt try to follow me around after i drop my load in it

idk if it's a repost but i liked it

[BadassSteph]

:D hey thats pretty funny, im new i just joined u can talk to me if u want , im just tryin to make some friends on here, im stephanie by the way, that guy does tell to many of the same jokes

[Sir Budicus]

OmFg :banghead: Y dE Fo0k :censor: Ar U allz P0sTeN :bow: u lUZers n0t Every peEpAl cAns :help: reEds :confused: G0D!!!1 :thud: :banghead: :bow: aNal SeX!@!!!! w0ut wuot1! :p :thud:
Jellybean humor is fun

[whocares]

Dude, that Jellybean sure left his mark on here, even when he's now banned.

[GibsonSGplayer]

your mamma's armpits so hairy..looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock!

[Nacho]

Yo Mama Jokes (http://www.pimpdaddy.com/yomama-default.shtml)

there are some good ones on there

[pwrrangerdanger]

Yo mama is so fat she could sell shade.
Yo mama is so fat instead of getting a birth certificate.. she got blueprints.
Yo mama is so fat, but i fucked her anyway.
Yo mama is so fat she makes big bird look like a rubber duck. :bang: :shuffle:

[TheBigTYme]

your momma is so fat, shes from both sides of the family

your momma is so stupid, she stared at a carton of orange juice because it says "CONCENTRATE"

[scott_man_25]

your moms like all of these jokes... OLD AND USED

[Angry Mexican]

I had this in another thread around here, but might as well post it in the thread made for these sorts of things, right?

Now this is a "Yo Mama" joke, but I feel it is more effective in the form of a short dramatic act. Thus I present to you... Yo Mama.


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Act I

Rory: Hello, Stanbert.

Stanbert: Why, hello, Rory. Say, I have come to a certain conclusion about your mother.

Rory: Please elaborate.

Stanbert: You see, it has come to my attention that your mother is ugly.

Rory: Ugly?

Stanbert: Quite Ugly.

Rory: To what extent is she ugly?

Stanbert: If I were to make some sort of scale which read from one to ten, wherein "one" represented very little ugliness and "ten" represented a great deal of ugliness, and I measured your mother's ugliness on this scale, I daresay she would register an eleven.

Rory: But eleven is outside the bounds set when you created your scale.

Stanbert: Indeed. This is because your mother is so ugly that she exceeds any attempts to quantify her ugliness.

Rory: I see.

Stanbert: She really is quite ugly.

Exeunt.
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[skatterdude]

ur momas so fat when i had sex with here i almost fell into her hole

[skater910]

ur momas so fat when i had sex with here i almost fell into her hole

You registered for THAT?

Let me care to make my Grammar Nazi corrections.

Your momma's so fat that when I had sex with her, I almost fell into her hole!

Still, extremely dumb.

[SquirrelOnCrack]

Yo mamma's so fat she went to the zoo and the elephants started throwing peanuts at her!

[Virgofire]

Yo mamma's so fat when she went to check out the HOT AIR BALOON CONTEST she got first prize!

[Chip]

your mumma is so fat she got hit by a parked car

[Nice ice]

Ur Mumma is SO FAT Her size wasnt comparable to the universe!!

[jagger04]

your momma is so nasty, she puts salt down her pants to keep the crabs fresh

[jagger04]

your mumma is so fat she got hit by a parked car
i believe that is supposed to be your momma is so stupid... not fat

[Kartika]

yo momma's so short, she got arrested for mauling a gummy bear!

yo momma's so stupid, she thought the theory of relativity could be expressed in an equillibrium where one expression amounts to pi!

yo momma's so fat, she rolled over a SuperNintendo and it turned into 4 Gameboys

yo momma's so fat, when she goes to her lawyers office, its the office of Haagen and Dazs!


OR: you could forget this crap and just go to http://www.yourmom.com

[ctrac]

yo momma so fat the only time she sees 90210 is when she steps on the scale

yo momma so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a pay check.