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11-01-2004, 11:18 PM
Two guys, Person A and Person B, get onto an elevator. Person A turns to Person B and says "You got a dog?"
Person B replies "Yes, I do have a dog."
Person A looks thoughtful for a moment and then turns to person B again.
"If you have a dog, then I bet that you have a dog house."
"Why yes, I do have a dog house" exclaims person B in amazement "how did you know that?"
"Simple logic, my friend" says Person A.
"Wow, you must be really smart" says Person B
"And I bet that if you have a dog house, then you have a back yard"
"I do have a back yard"
"And if you have a back yard, then I bet that you have a house"
"I do have a house" says person B "how could you have possibly known that?"
"Simple logic my friend, simple logic"
"That is incredible" says Person B
"Well how about this" says person A "if you have a house then I bet you have a wife and kids"
"Why, I do have a wife and kids"
"And if you have a wife and kids, then you must be a heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual" exclaims person B, "how did you know that?"
"Simple logic, my friend, simple logic." and with that the elevator doors open and person A steps off, leaving Person B standing there in amazement.
Another guy, Person C, gets onto the elevator, and Person B thinks to himself "I can do this simple logic stuff, it can't be that difficult." He turns to Person C and asks "So, you got a dog?"
"No." replies Person C
"Faggot" sneers Person B
Person B replies "Yes, I do have a dog."
Person A looks thoughtful for a moment and then turns to person B again.
"If you have a dog, then I bet that you have a dog house."
"Why yes, I do have a dog house" exclaims person B in amazement "how did you know that?"
"Simple logic, my friend" says Person A.
"Wow, you must be really smart" says Person B
"And I bet that if you have a dog house, then you have a back yard"
"I do have a back yard"
"And if you have a back yard, then I bet that you have a house"
"I do have a house" says person B "how could you have possibly known that?"
"Simple logic my friend, simple logic"
"That is incredible" says Person B
"Well how about this" says person A "if you have a house then I bet you have a wife and kids"
"Why, I do have a wife and kids"
"And if you have a wife and kids, then you must be a heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual" exclaims person B, "how did you know that?"
"Simple logic, my friend, simple logic." and with that the elevator doors open and person A steps off, leaving Person B standing there in amazement.
Another guy, Person C, gets onto the elevator, and Person B thinks to himself "I can do this simple logic stuff, it can't be that difficult." He turns to Person C and asks "So, you got a dog?"
"No." replies Person C
"Faggot" sneers Person B