Funny Short Ryhmes

[Black/White man]

Here I'll start it off

Roses are red violets are blue your mama's a fucker and so are you

[Canibus]

Suck my dick suck my cock or jerk my meat till it slops

[ChronoKilla]

roses are black, violets are white, shut your ass up before I stomp ya ass red.

[Trickee]

This is from a Far Side comic, no doubt you've probably seen it.

Roses are red, violets are blue. That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

[PlasticMan2112]

This is from a Far Side comic, no doubt you've probably seen it.

Roses are red, violets are blue. That's what they tell me because I'm blind.


Holy thats the fucking best comic! Gary Larson kicks ass!!!!

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?

Roses are red, violets are gold, your tits are so small, and your 20 years old

Just made this one up:

Roses aer red, violets are blue, Michael Jackson had sex with a kid who was two!!!!

[Black/White man]

roses are red violets are black man you smell like ass crack. I don't mean to be mean but you need some listerine. not a sip not swallow but the whole damn bottle. :D

[fwipit]

roses are red just like michael jackson was black just like george bush is a stupid texas whack.

[DragnMastr]

How about you replace 'whack' with 'hack'?

It seems to make more sense in my opinion.

[Eminem]

roses are red, violets are blue, im schizophrenic, and so am i.

little boy blue... he needed to money.


Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Said "Fuck him, he's only an egg"


Mary had a little lamb that ran into a pylon,
1000 watts went up its ass and turned its wool to nylon.

[dojob]

GREAT RHYME

Hickory dicory dock,
this chick was sucking my cock.
Hickory dickory doo,
than i gave her some goo.





EDIT:incase you dont know that it means giving a blow job

[Black/White man]

Roses are red violets are blue
they say im a terrorist cause i don't support jews

Roses are red, I'm at the door, Yo mama has a cup saying "Change for the poor."

Roses are red, violets are grey, I hate to say this, but Yo mama is gay.

[Hurley8957]

EDIT:incase you dont know that it means giving a blow job

Get outta town!

[fwipit]

How about you replace 'whack' with 'hack'?

It seems to make more sense in my opinion.
just stop hatin on meh...

[plagued]

old lady hubbard went to the cuppard
to fetch her dog a bone
she bent over, and the dog came over
and the bitch got a bone of her own


Roses are red
lucas is sour
so spread your legs
so we can fuck for an hour.

[fwipit]

there once was a man named bush.
he had a brain full of mush
he is a stupid redneck texan
and is even lower than a mexican

[Black/White man]

Roses are red, violets are blue, what Yo mama needs is a good shampoo.

One good snap deserves another, so between my legs you'll find your mother.

[yamahawarrior99]

Mary! Mary! So contrary, shave that bush its so damn hairy.

[Black/White man]

roses are red violets are black why's yo mama's chest as flat as her back?