Flicks with Dicks!!

[justplainTerror]

Has there ever been that moment in your life where you saw a penis in a film of a famous actor that just came out all of a sudden, and just shocked the hell out of you? I've had a couple of these experiences that can only be explained as a "SHOCKING" moment. Here are a few examples of what i'm talking about.

1. Wild Things- There is a scene where Matt Dillon sneaks into Kevin Bacon's bathroom while he's taking a shower... then the next thing I know Kevin Bacon comes out of the shower, fully nude and talking to Dillon casually as if he was wearing clothes. This scene was so wrong! I mean it's Kevin "friggin" Bacon, the same guy from Tremors!! I wasn't expecting that at all. This guys penis was pretty large too, scary stuff.

2. Trainspotting- This I think is probably one of Ewan McGregor's breaking roles where he stars as a heroin addict trying to make it in the real world. The movie was pretty great, and I especially like the part where he has sex with some minor chick. But the part where he's done having sex with her is the part where it kind of takes you by surprise, but for only a split second.
He roles over to kiss her and blam! there it is.

[Mount_Happy]

In "Schindler's List" when the Nazi soldiers are making all of the Jews run around in a circle naked and get in line so the other soldiers could decide if they were healthy to work or not. You saw a lot of dongs at that part, and a lot of them were dongs of really old men :thud: :help:

[Sneaky]

28 days later..the movie was bad enough..but they had to add the penis shots in the beginning

and eurotrip..too much sausage..they added about 10 seconds of lesbians to try to even it out..but overall..a sausagefest

[joekickass]

28 days later..the movie was bad enough..but they had to add the penis shots in the beginning


Thhat was the scariest part of the movie :D .

[Beastman]

All actors have small penes. (yes, I spelled that right; the plural for penis is penes)

[justplainTerror]

All actors have small penes. (yes, I spelled that right; the plural for penis is penes)

Thank you for that explanation, you have enhanced my vocabulary skills ;)

[Ziggyfeed]

Holy crap! (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=penes)

He's right...Fuck, I guess you learn something new every day :shuffle: ...

[justplainTerror]

Holy crap! (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=penes)

He's right...Fuck, I guess you learn something new every day :shuffle: ...

There is no God!!

[Beastman]

heh thanks guys, I know my shit.

[reigenborn]

American History X: Edward Norton

Pulp Fiction : Bruce Willis

[skuller12]

when in pulp fiction!?

[LALLA]

American History X: Edward Norton

Pulp Fiction : Bruce Willis


someone is paying a little too much attention to Brucey in that movie

[catgarvin]

The Piano showed off Harvey Keitel's dick, but it wasn't shocking. I liked it. :shuffle:

:D
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107822/

[disturbed2]

EuroTrip had to many penes for my taste. I prefer 0 compared to gajillion boobies!

[Aperitis]

all i can think of is michael vartan in one hour photo, and mark wahlberg in boogie nights

[Drtyrock]

the gorey drama irreversible was filled with penis, during the rape, the club scene, and the after sex talk scene, not enough tit though

[k_tull88]

Not a movie, but if any of you have America:The Book, flip to page 99. Ack!!!
*pukes* That took me by surprise! The book is really funny though

[Chemicalweapons]

The only 2 movies that come to mind are "Big Bear Orgy Party" and "Hungry Poles, Hungry Holes" man i didn't expect to see so many penes.

[justplainTerror]

the gorey drama irreversible was filled with penis, during the rape, the club scene, and the after sex talk scene, not enough tit though

That rape scene was so scary and life like.

[dark star]

A classic example is 'The Crying Game' when the guy finds out his 'girlfriend' has male plumbing.

[Jesus D. Christ]

Bad Lieutenant - Did Harvey Keitel really need to stand in front of the camera, dick hanging, crying like a child? Honestly.

Hardbodies - At the start when the guy is getting out of bed after banging the chick. His penis looked like it had been tied in a knot. Very strange. Very strange indeed.

JDC

[justplainTerror]

all i can think of is michael vartan in one hour photo, and mark wahlberg in boogie nights

I don't think Boogie Nights counts...that penis was a fake, a BIG fake.

[El Bandito]

Not that i was paying attention or anything, but in Pulp Fiction you see bruce willis' mansausage when he gets out of the shower when he is in the motel with his foreign girlfriend after he screwed over marsellis wallace in the fight

[Drtyrock]

That rape scene was so scary and life like.

yea it was....though tha 10min gay club thing was a bit unneccesary...but the fire exstingusiher beating to death was awesome

[justplainTerror]

yea it was....though tha 10min gay club thing was a bit unneccesary...but the fire exstingusiher beating to death was awesome

Yeah that fire extinguisher scene really made up for nearly 10 minutes of faggotry.

[Judd]

One Hour Photo when he bursts into their hotel room.

[rolledkings]

all i can think of is michael vartan in one hour photo, and mark wahlberg in boogie nights


That was a "stuntcock" in that movie, not Wahlbergs actual member. I know this because I heard it from the Howard Stern Show when they had him on. I dont know why he would admit it wasnt his, quite impressive actually.

[spydermonkie]

That part in City Of Angels, when Nick Cage is in the shower and he turns to the side..wasn't expecting that :)

[UltimateFIEND78]

I know he's not very famous, but in Super Troopers, when Farva is in geting deliced at the police station. Damn, that was small. I mean, I've seen chicks with bigger dicks then him, thanks to fucking junk email.

[Beastman]

I know he's not very famous, but in Super Troopers, when Farva is in geting deliced at the police station. Damn, that was small. I mean, I've seen chicks with bigger dicks then him, thanks to fucking junk email.
Please refer to my previous post.

[Citronic27]

Wild Things: Kevin Bacon in the shower

[justplainTerror]

Wild Things: Kevin Bacon in the shower

I believe I've been over that one already :)

[Madness]

Fight club.

Ingenious way of having penis on a big screen.

[G-manMET]

Life of Brian. When he opens the window and everyone see's him nked.

[Citronic27]

I believe I've been over that one already :)Fair deal. I just clicked and posted. :insane:

[drone]

In Chopper, Eric Bana's big dick, when he pulls it out infront of his ex in the bar. Don't know how real it was, but it looked real.

[Erinaceous]

Ralph Fiennes in Red Dragon, when he is running up the stairs to the attic

[Ajax]

Heres a better thread topic: Flicks with boobs!!

[brainkandy87]

Heres a better thread topic: Flicks with boobs!!

Fuck you, knee'gro. We iz talkin bout da flicks wit dicks. No body likes dem boobs.

[spunkypunky]

8mm with nick cage...it had a lot of mansausage in it...thank god it wasn't nick cage....EWWW

[mustangsally]

its an older movie but "color of night" when bruce willis is kissing the girl and they end up in the pool you see Bruce's manhood.

[Kazimierz]

Don't know if it was posted: Alexander. It would also fit in "the shittiest movies of 2004" thread.

[brainkandy87]

its an older movie but "color of night" when bruce willis is kissing the girl and they end up in the pool you see Bruce's manhood.

Yeah...it looked like a phallus.

[S10000]

Mark Walhburg is my hero. Wathc boogie nights.

[spunkypunky]

Mark Walhburg is my hero. Wathc boogie nights.



that was fake manhood....but if it were real it would have been AWESOME...

[YouEnjoyMyself]

Mark Walhburg is my hero. Wathc boogie nights.


I turned to that movie just in time to see his dong! I was so happy.

That shit was real fake though.

[SickGirl]

American History X: Edward Norton

Whoa whoa whoa slow down, are you sure? I MUST watch this again. Tonight.

[brainkandy87]

Whoa whoa whoa slow down, are you sure? I MUST watch this again. Tonight.

He's got a tiny one.