callmejulio
11-09-2004, 05:38 PM
Don't read this if you hate stupid jokes. not sure if this one is a repost or not.
So the boss of this one company was about to start some important project and he was gonna get to work, but it came to his attention that not a single minority worked in his building, and he could be viewed as a racist for this. So the boss hired a mexican, a black dude, and an asian to work on the project. He brought all of them to his office to delegate the work for the project. He tells the black dude, "Tyrekawesha, I want you to start an outline plan for the project." He said to the mexican, "Juliorodriquezo, I want you to begin all of the paper work for the project." Turning to the asian guy he said, "Yingyang, I want you to get the supplies. And I'll do all of the major work." So all of the minorities left do do their work. Throughout the day, the boss would check up on the minions to see how they were doing. He saw that the mexican and black guy were both working very hard, but the asian man was nowhere to be found. At the end of the day, the black guy handed in the outline, and the mexican handed in the paperwork, but the boss still couldn't find the asian guy. Finally, the boss gives up and leaves to go home. He's about to get in his car when the asian guy jumps out of the shadows and says "Surprise! Surprise!"
So the boss of this one company was about to start some important project and he was gonna get to work, but it came to his attention that not a single minority worked in his building, and he could be viewed as a racist for this. So the boss hired a mexican, a black dude, and an asian to work on the project. He brought all of them to his office to delegate the work for the project. He tells the black dude, "Tyrekawesha, I want you to start an outline plan for the project." He said to the mexican, "Juliorodriquezo, I want you to begin all of the paper work for the project." Turning to the asian guy he said, "Yingyang, I want you to get the supplies. And I'll do all of the major work." So all of the minorities left do do their work. Throughout the day, the boss would check up on the minions to see how they were doing. He saw that the mexican and black guy were both working very hard, but the asian man was nowhere to be found. At the end of the day, the black guy handed in the outline, and the mexican handed in the paperwork, but the boss still couldn't find the asian guy. Finally, the boss gives up and leaves to go home. He's about to get in his car when the asian guy jumps out of the shadows and says "Surprise! Surprise!"