How Do You Breed Sheep?

[hash-hoarder]

A farmer who was struggling to get his flock of sheep to breed decided to go over to a neighbour and ask his advice as his sheep seemed to be breeding like rabbits, "well" says the neighbour " Ive found that the best way to breed sheep is to do it yourself, you take all the females away and fuck em all for as long and as hard as you can." " How long will i have to do that for?" asks the farmer. " well if you get up and all the females are laying down together you know its worked you can stop then"
" brilliant" says the farmer and away he goes.
The next morning bright and early the farmer loads all the female sheep onto his truck and takes them to the barn at the top of the hill, he fucks every single one of them twice just to make sure, puts them back on the truck and back home. He performs this ritual every morning for a week without fail, but on the eighth morning he just cant get out of bed the pain in his groin from all the intense sheep shaggin was almost unbearable so he gets his wife to go to the window and check on what the sheep are doing.
"well ive never seen anything so strange" she says "are they all laying down together?" he asks in hope " no" she says "theyre all on the back of the truck whistling and tooting the horn" :lol: :lol: :lol:

[fwipit]

i dont get it :wtf:

[Black/White man]

or another way to bread one is to stick broom up thier ass. Then say, "Looks like your baaaaing now you little shit"