Real Pranks you have done

[compwar3]

i want to know all the pranks that actually work when real people do them

[dojob]

this is a clasic,

super glue a pennie to the ground near your friends house. hide in the bushes and vidiotape him or her than tell everyone how they spent forever trying to get a pennie. (he/she will denie it) revieal the tape

the looks from ppl are GREAT

[mark hacking]

***WARNING*** ***DISCLAIMER***
this post is for entertainment purposes only. i do not condone any of the actions posted herein and am not responsible for any trouble you might get in if you choose to participate in said actions.

ok fuckers listen up. want to have some fun? under 18? hate garbage, and the ppl who leave it out to be picked up? this prank is for you then.

things you'll need: 1 working automobile(preferably with 4 doors)

1 thick, strong rope (25 ft. should be long enough)

3 retarded ppl who like to cause trouble

1 unsuspecting neighborhood where tomorrow will be garbage day

HOW IT WORKS
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after smoking something, (preferably something that cost $50 for a little bag) gather your idiot friends into one of your trashy 4 doors and dont forget the rope stoners!!!!
being careful to not get pulled over for DWI, find the "garbage day" neighborhood (telltale signs are full garbage cans in front of most of the houses). its a good idea to keep away from your own hood or somewhere where your car might be recognized.
find a nice juicy overflowing can and pull up next to it so that its on the right hand side of the car. make sure the windows are down!!!!
as the person in shotgun holds one end of the rope, he loops the other end through the handle of the can. the person sitting behind shotgun then grabs hold of that other end.
now you should have two ppl holding opposite ends of a rope while it is looped through one of the can's handles.(its not necessary for anyone to get out of the car in order to accomplish this, but if its easier that way then do it)
driver then takes off. now you got a full garbage can following you. keep those rope ends tight! dont let go yet! driver then finds another set of cans ahead of him and swerves the car back and forth so the trailing can goes from left to right. when you think the time is right, the person in the back seat lets go of his end of the rope and tries to knock down the standing cans(parked cars, cats, young children etc etc). person in shotgun reels the rope in, and your ready for another go!!!
well there you have it. obviously you'll want it to be quite late in the evening when you try this. aiming takes time so dont get discouraged, even if you dont hit anything, its still fun. added BONUS :if you can somehow find metal cans, they spark up nice when being dragged!!!! maybe later ill tell you the story of my *ahem* friends experience one fateful garbage bowling night. remember this post is for entertainment only!!!!!!!!

[PlasticMan2112]

There was this 18 year old guy named Shaun who my friends and I were skateboarding with. He was such a dork and a dick. He had seen my mom before and told me she was hot. I was so angry, but I waited. First he invited me and some friends into his house to play Halo on his X-BOX. We went inside and I asked him where his washroom was and went down there. I went to the washroom, and grabbed a paper towel and layed it on the floor. I took the lid off the septic tank on his toilet. I flushed the toilet. I waited a while then I shit in his septic tank and put the lid back on. I then moved to the paper towed and laid a few logs on that. I wiped my ass and stuck it back in the septic tank. I then wrapped up the shit in the paper towel and stuck my ear up to the door. Nothing. I then walked quietly down the hallway and looked for his room. I went under his bed and dropped off the shit all over his floor. I went back to the washroom and threw the paper towel in his septic tank. I then went down the stairs and rubbed my fingers on my forehead a few times. As I went into the basement they asked about my absence. I explained that I had a few zits and ink on my hands and tried washing it off. I sat down happily and played X-BOX with my friends and that ass-hole. We then left his house. My friend called him a few days later because we were looking for people to go paintballing with as well as a ride to the field. So we walked to his house, and knocked on his door. He came to the door and his yappy little dog started barking. He screamed at it "SHUT UP! NO!" I said "Dude it's just a dog, you don't need to shit yourself..." He said "I wouldn't if he didn't! He shit all over my room! There was shit smears on the floor and crap under my bed! My god it smells awful!" I just replied with an "Oh...." So we went paintballing that day and he thought he was the best paintballer, so my friend and I asked the ref to be on a team together and put him on the other team. He let us, and we destroyed him. 2 hopper-fulls on his ass. He kept saying "hit! hit!" and we just kept shooting, so he shot us back. The ref then kicked him off the field for being Unsportsman Like and Field Misconduct. He then left the field, but left his 2 extra cases of paint. So we got 2000 paintballs to ourselves each to use and take home. I called my mom to ask her to pick me up and she asked what happened. I said "We beat him in the game, and he thought we were so good, that he rewarded us with a case of paint each and had to leave because he got an emergency call from work." She gave me a weird look and said, "What a retard! Cases of paint are $110 each!" I laughed and never talked to him again. The next day my friend told me that Shaun asked us what happened to the cases of paint. I asked him "What did you say?" and he said "I told him that 2 guys took it and we told them to give us back but they beat us up and stole our paint also. I'd say thats probably the best prank I've ever done.
So let's review:
I smeared shit on his floor....
I put logs on his floor....
I shit in his septic tank.... (stinks forever and then when you flush the toilet the bowl fills with chunky brown water.)
I completely owned him in a paintball game....
Got 2000 free rounds of paint....
That's a pretty fucking good day! :D :D

Oh yes and a few weeks later he paintballed my brother's friend's car so my brother's friend smeared shit all over his car doors and his house's doorknob!! :D

EDIT: Forgot to add these ones.....

This one my friends and I did with a video camera.

We got one of his Mom's old purses and filled it with his dogs shit. We then got a stack of fake 5 dollar bills and stuffed them in the purse so only little edges are sticking out. We then sat in a bush with a video camera and taped an old chinese guy walk buy and stick his hand in the purse. He pulled out a hanful of shit instead of cash! It was so funny.

We also went up to this guys house and hid on either side of these bushed in front of his door. 2 of us went up to his door with a camera and micro-phone and just started asking him questions. We then said that we needed to get a new battery because this one was crapping out. We said just stay here our pack is over there on your lawn. 2 guys on the other side of the bush had Super Soaker 3000's (the ones that hold 5 gallons of water on a back-pack), 2 others had ones that were smaller in size and just had little tanks filled with piss and water mixed. We ran back to our camera bags and picked them up. Our friends wearing masks turned the corner and sprayed him with the guns. He ran into his house and closed the door and we got onto our skateboards and skated away. (my friend wanted to do that because he busted him and his brother for smoking pot)

[hellraiser_427]

blah blah blah long ass fucking post
EDIT: Forgot to add these ones.....

i didn't finish writing my shit so here is some more crap nobody will take the time to read

1. don't make fucking long ass posts, you WILL get a reply with a link to the picture with Colin Powell saying "WHoa Nigga I ain't readin all that shit"

2. You stole moosenuts avatar. you suck major panda balls

[PlasticMan2112]

1. don't make fucking long ass posts, you WILL get a reply with a link to the picture with Colin Powell saying "WHoa Nigga I ain't readin all that shit"

2. You stole moosenuts avatar. you suck major panda balls

1. I don't give a donkey raping shit eating fuck if my post is "long ass"

2. No need to start your period right now....

[skuller12]

http://www.digitalend.com/pics/whao.jpg

[Car~RamRod]

ok well lets get back on topic

a great prank to do... its sorta old but still is funny ass shit... get a air horn.. go to ur local golf course and hide in some bushes wear there is a tee. ..wait till some baggy ass pants golfers come to tee off and blow the horn as his about to swing..... try not to laugh to loud as u dont wanna get caught....

like me and jason did

[ooooh-creepy]

The best i ever did was this.
My brother is a cellular repair man and we took 50 display phones (the fake ones) and randomly put them on the sidewalk outside my house and videotaped all the different ways people will try to grab them without being seen. The kicker was when we took the fake batteries out and filled the insides with malpe syrup because noone ever seems to look at them before shoving them into a pcoket and while laying face up none leaks out but when tipped up they are messy as hell. Someday i will post the video for everyone to watch it doesnt sound to funny but if you saw it you'd fall over laughing when you see just how sneaky people are and the look when they realize thier pocket is full of something sticky and not a wetnap to be found.LOL :lol:

[ooooh-creepy]

Another good one is to do in a public restroom.
1: Get some peanut butter
2: Put it on a wad of toilet paper
3: Throw it so it sticks to the shoe of the person in the next stall
4: Ask them to kick it back to you
5: If nessicary RUN! :icon_rofl

[candlestickjack]

There was this 18 year old guy named Shaun who my friends and I were skateboarding with. He was such a dork and a dick. He had seen my mom before and told me she was hot. I was so angry, but I waited.
All that because he said your mom was hot? Wow man, you have some serious issues. Hmmm, maybe I shouldn't say that, you might whack off into my cereal and then fuck my dog in the ass so it can't walk.