nvrsurrender
11-10-2004, 12:06 PM
A traveling salesman goes to a bar in a high-rise hotel. At the bar, he starts a conversation with a friendly looking fellow.
After a few drinks, the friendly looking guy says, "You know, this hotel is very unique. The wind is so strong on the upwind side, that it will support your entire body weight. You can't fall!"
The salesman was a little skeptical, so his new acquaintance said, "Watch, I'll show you."
Out the window he jumped. Quickly the salesman ran to the window and looked out, expecting the worst. To his surprise, the man was floating and was able to hop back inside the bar with very little effort.
"Well I'll be damned," said the salesman.
The salesman asked, "Mind if I try that?"
"No, go right ahead," said the fellow.
Out the window sprang the salesman, but there was a loud splat as the salesman hit the pavement.
Rushing to the window the bartender looked out and said, "You're such an asshole when you drink, superman."
and...
A brunette went to the doctor and touched every part of her body and said, "See, it hurts everywhere I touch!"
The doctor asked her if she had ever been a blonde.
She said "Well, yes, I'm a natural blonde, why?"
He replied, "Because your finger is broken."
After a few drinks, the friendly looking guy says, "You know, this hotel is very unique. The wind is so strong on the upwind side, that it will support your entire body weight. You can't fall!"
The salesman was a little skeptical, so his new acquaintance said, "Watch, I'll show you."
Out the window he jumped. Quickly the salesman ran to the window and looked out, expecting the worst. To his surprise, the man was floating and was able to hop back inside the bar with very little effort.
"Well I'll be damned," said the salesman.
The salesman asked, "Mind if I try that?"
"No, go right ahead," said the fellow.
Out the window sprang the salesman, but there was a loud splat as the salesman hit the pavement.
Rushing to the window the bartender looked out and said, "You're such an asshole when you drink, superman."
and...
A brunette went to the doctor and touched every part of her body and said, "See, it hurts everywhere I touch!"
The doctor asked her if she had ever been a blonde.
She said "Well, yes, I'm a natural blonde, why?"
He replied, "Because your finger is broken."