reasons to date a paintball player

[paintballphreak]

some of you may have seen this before but i thought it was funny so i decided to post it

Top 10 Reasons to Date a Paintballer:
1. We aren't afraid to get down and dirty.
2. We know how to listen to directions.
3. We have at least a 8" barrel.
4. We can fire off hundreds of rounds without getting tired.
5. We always wear protection.
6. We love to be aggressive.
7. We push hard, but not hard enough to get hit.
8. We clean our barrels a lot.
9. We always want to have the best cocker on the field.
10. We're great with our fingers.

Sure there is more but Hey you can only fit so much in a little space.

[badkarma1354]

Nice man. I play with a ten inch barrel. :bang:

[paintballphreak]

lol, i have a 14" sniper

[biscuit]

lol , rofl , omg , NO 1 CARES

[born2lose]

my barrel is bent.

[Devastation]

I think I broke my barrel when I was cleaning it the other day...

[callmejulio]

Reasons not to date a paintball player.

1. They usually practice with other men
2. It takes less than a second to fire a round
3. They don't always wear prootection
4. Their shots miss often
5. They sometimes borrow other mens equipment
6. They usually have to pay to play
7. They have to make retarded lists of why you should date them.
8-10. couldn't think of any other reasons

[Melonhead1]

i love paintball , i have a 16" barrel and im proud of it LOL

[paintballphreak]

Reasons not to date a paintball player.

1. They usually practice with other men
2. It takes less than a second to fire a round
3. They don't always wear prootection
4. Their shots miss often
5. They sometimes borrow other mens equipment
6. They usually have to pay to play
7. They have to make retarded lists of why you should date them.
8-10. couldn't think of any other reasons

lmao, nice. you have a point on all of those.

[benoit]

hahahahahah!!!
sniper barrel.

n00b! go buy a tippman!

angel speed 2004 red dust, cp shorty reg, unimount 2, warped no rise feedneck, evlution2, volumizer kit, 68/45 cabron fibre wrappped tank.

[Morox]

Evil Pimp, Crossfire tank and an Eggy. It works nice.

[Lemurz]

hahahahahah!!!
sniper barrel.

n00b! go buy a tippman!

angel speed 2004 red dust, cp shorty reg, unimount 2, warped no rise feedneck, evlution2, volumizer kit, 68/45 cabron fibre wrappped tank.
Jesus Christ that was a big bump.

I prefer real guns but paintball guns are fun. I had tipmann but a part broke and i ordered it from this place all the way in Taiwan b/c they were the only ones to hav ie and they still haven't sent it to me yet! :help:

[teamdescent]

Paintball = fun

[reidtheweed04]

I masturbate

[æcvfootball10æ]

I have tippman 98 custom. 16 inch barrel.

[p4nz3r]

hahahahahah!!!
sniper barrel.

n00b! go buy a tippman!

angel speed 2004 red dust, cp shorty reg, unimount 2, warped no rise feedneck, evlution2, volumizer kit, 68/45 cabron fibre wrappped tank.

you're a n00b too.


n00b

[Riukken]

A few more reasons to date a paintballer.
1. We always do it the first time.
2. We aim for the face.
3. We have a lot of stamina/energy therefore we never get tired.
4. Our guns are strong so we do it 50 feet away.
5. Most people are perfect shots and others are not worthy of shooting you.

[Whataguy89]

and that's prolly why your still sucking on your mom's dick!