Sherlock
11-14-2004, 01:47 PM
There is a man who is hopelessly lost, so he goes into the nearby village and asks a local for directions. " Whats the quickets way to york? " he askes.
The local scratches his head. " Are you walking or driving? " he said
" Im driving " replies the man.
" hmmm. " says the local. " thats definatly the quickest way "
AND ANOTHER
A man goes to his doctor, because he has been feeling ill for quite a while. The doctor does some tests and approaches the man. " I have bad news " he says. " You dont have long to live. "
" oh no " says the man. " How long? "
" Ten " replies the doctor.
" ten what? Years?.........Months?.......Weeks!?....... DAYS!!!? " He says
The doctor looks at him sadly and says " Nine......"
heres another
What does a 80 year old have between her legs that a 20 year old doesnt?
Her nipples.
nearly done...
Where would you find a duck with no legs?
Where you left it.
last one
Why did God create Adam before Eve?
To give Adam a chance to speak...
The local scratches his head. " Are you walking or driving? " he said
" Im driving " replies the man.
" hmmm. " says the local. " thats definatly the quickest way "
AND ANOTHER
A man goes to his doctor, because he has been feeling ill for quite a while. The doctor does some tests and approaches the man. " I have bad news " he says. " You dont have long to live. "
" oh no " says the man. " How long? "
" Ten " replies the doctor.
" ten what? Years?.........Months?.......Weeks!?....... DAYS!!!? " He says
The doctor looks at him sadly and says " Nine......"
heres another
What does a 80 year old have between her legs that a 20 year old doesnt?
Her nipples.
nearly done...
Where would you find a duck with no legs?
Where you left it.
last one
Why did God create Adam before Eve?
To give Adam a chance to speak...