Dirty Nursery Rhymes

[Thors Hammer]

Here's a great one for all you dirty nursery rhymers:

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her Rover a bone, but when she bent over Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own.

[plagued]

I already posted this..




http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showpost.php?p=577312&postcount=14

[Thors Hammer]

oops..........how about this one:

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider
That crept up beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.