75 fun ways to order pizza

[hinga dinga]

Situation: I need to hear the text article "75 fun ways to order pizza" from the main site, so i can memorize it (for school),

Request: Is there a pronoucing site or an audio version that is clear that anyone knows about? if so plz post it

Thank You

by the way if you can find something plz post it as soon as possible because i need it for tomarrow thanks again :)

[dying to live]

why do you need to memorize this, is there a midterm on ordering pizza?:p

[yamahawarrior99]

Situation: I need to hear the text article "75 fun ways to order pizza" from the main site, so i can memorize it (for school),

Request: Is there a pronoucing site or an audio version that is clear that anyone knows about? if so plz post it

Thank You

by the way if you can find something plz post it as soon as possible because i need it for tomarrow thanks again :)

I thought you were posting 75 ways to order pizza......I was about to say wrong forum.

[Black/White man]

Here's one I think............

Customer: Hello can I have one with pepperoni?
Clerk: Sure be here in 15 minutes

15 MINUTES LATER

Cashier: Here's your pizza with pepperoni.
Customer: Who the fuck said I wanted a pizza?
Cashier: umm you did
Customer: No I said can I have one with pepperoni.
Cashier: and wtf is one suppose to mean.
Customer: ummmm..... who the fuck said this is a pizza place?

THE END

I know it wasn't that funny I just made that up.

[hinga dinga]

i need it for a speech that i had to memorize, so i choose this :icon_rofl

Black/white, not too bad

but... no one is helping

[Diamond Douglas]

I used to work at pizza hut so I just pranked them the other night infact.(Mind you I was drunk as fuck).

Just order the pizza regularly and then tell them "listen,this might sound wierd and all but can you go outside and collect the cigerette buts from outside and put them on my pizza?".

Usually funny how they respond.

[hinga dinga]

no, i do not need more ways!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just a way to hear the text already on the main site as audio.

plz help :help: :help:

[dying to live]

why dont you quit whining and do it yourself

[JerkyMyTurky]

I think you want a TTS (Text To Speech) program to read the words aloud for you, so you can memorize it. KDK posted a soundboard up, all you have to do is type in the words and press play and it will read it to you. Here is the link... http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/soundboards/boards/talk_it.exe If it doesn't allow you type up the whole thing, do it one by one and just record it as it plays. Next time, you could just read it and record your own voice or better yet, just memorize the words by reading. You are making things way to complicated for yourself by having it read out loud. I don't know, maybe you memorize things better that way. Hope it helps, good luck on your homework.

[hinga dinga]

thanks jerkymyterky, it was actually one of the most helpful things i have gotten, and some people happed to get my rep to -6, i dont now what i did but it was form this tread, anyways, to make you happy, rep, but it may not mean much to you

[hinga dinga]

once again, thank you jerkymyterky

[JerkyMyTurky]

thanks jerkymyterky, it was actually one of the most helpful things i have gotten, and some people happed to get my rep to -6, i dont now what i did but it was form this tread, anyways, to make you happy, rep, but it may not mean much to you

Some people like to be assholes on this forum. You try to get used to it. Good luck.

[hinga dinga]

thank you i feel much better :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

[steakii420]

microsoft xp comes with its own text to speach program, its not that great, but it works. to get to it you press the windows button + u.

[hinga dinga]

awsome, it worked, rep for you too