Hydrogen bomb

[Eggs Anonymous]

Hydrogen bomb

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I need to blow up a shed in a field not so far from me to make space.

I was thinking of putting some hydrocholoric acid in a 2 litre bottle and adding aluminium foil, putting that into a plastic bin bag, tying it and then letting it fill.

I was going to do this with 3 bags, douse all of them in fuel, ligh a stick then throwing it at them whilst running away.

Will this do the business?

I am from the UK. So don't say buy some dynamite or black powder or shit.

What other things could I try, if this one doesn't work?

[usefulidiot316]

If a hydrogen bomb doesn't work, you could try the neutron bomb. I'm not sure if you Brits have the technology yet, but then again, I'm not sure if we do either. :p Then again, using either goes against certain peace treaties coming from the Cold War.

[hinga dinga]

did you get an account just to find a way to get rid of a shed?,
good idea

[Eggs Anonymous]

No this is my first of many threads to come.

[born2lose]

Uk, eh??? how about you stab it with a knife until it collapses?

[punkskater912]

No this is my first of many threads to come.
You wanna bet?

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You could just dismantle the piece of crap instead of taking the risk of killing yourself and others.

[Eggs Anonymous]

Yes, I would want to bet.

[gigatonblast]

What you have just described doing will get you hurt. If its wood ...Burn it down. We have a saying KISS ..."Keep It Simple Stupid"

[Eggs Anonymous]

I need to blow it to smithereens.

[BlaZeAzZ]

put it on tape and post it up the forum :)

[dogfight86]

If you want to blow it up use a fuse of some sort, anything that will give you a delay. the explosion should work but close the door it will help, but its going to be dangerous any way you do it

[crosseyes]

umm yeah what they said.

ingrediants: very high epxplosive, old useless shed, [make a custom bomb], stick it inside the shed, attach 500m fuse, set up video cam 500-750m away, lighter, get inside and watch the fun. now post it.

[afireinside4848]

buy some flash powder(ingredients in firecrackers)put it in a metal paint can with a 2 ft. long wich sticking out the top make sure u seal the top godd maybe put some weight (rocks ) on it.light it BOOM biatch.

[Snake530]

hit it with a hammer!!
that always does the trick
anyway... not entirly sure if flash powder is gonna be strong enough...
why not just burn it?
it'll take a little longer, but much easier to clean up and not as dangerous
if you blow it up, you mite have to go into your kitchen and pick up the wood that flew threw your window :)
anyway, i would probably just burn it, considering it is made of wood...

Snake (loves fire!!) :cool:

[afireinside4848]

hit it with a hammer!!
that always does the trick
anyway... not entirly sure if flash powder is gonna be strong enough...
why not just burn it?
it'll take a little longer, but much easier to clean up and not as dangerous
if you blow it up, you mite have to go into your kitchen and pick up the wood that flew threw your window :)
anyway, i would probably just burn it, considering it is made of wood...

Snake (loves fire!!) :cool:


if its one of those storage small sheds like 11x11 then ya it problably wood.thnk about it an m80 which has flash powder in it can blow up a metal garbage can so 75x more flash powder which 4 ounces of flash powder is powerful on its own in no container so in a metal container with that much will tear it up.

[crosseyes]

alright ENOUGH!


making the bomb:

ingrediants: common hairspray. ga-so-line! a few black cats (if they got those in UK). paint bucket. SUPERseal or something like that. 200m-300m fuse. paper towelx2. tapex2. digital video camera. a pole or something to hold onto when it blows. main engrediant: any highly explusive substance, like that hydrogen stuff.

1. fill half of empty paint with gas.
2. place paper towel about 5cm above gas.
3. place "mystery substance" on top. make sure it doesn't drip into gas.
4. another paper towel however high.
5. place entire can of hairspray and black cats on paper towel. make sure it doesn't fall into the gas.
6. tie the black cats or whatever to near the end of the fuse about 1-2in. apart each. connect last 3-6cm to hairspray.
7. knock a hole in the lid about 1cm wide, very small. run fuse through.
8. seal lid onto bucket.
9. carry fuse and camera as far qas possible.
10. light. the rest is self-explanitory.

[Eggs Anonymous]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Will this do the job then?

[crosseyes]

yes, just do everything everyone said.