Dubmest thing that you have ever done with a car

[driverfound]

Hmmm...the dumbest thing i did was mistake 3rd gear for 1st in heavy traffic and stalled it. Then I started it and smoked the tires past everyone who pased me. LOL

[Coven66]

i jumped from one car to another, just like in the action movies:D . i don't recomend it though, i nearly lost my leg

[driverfound]

damn, why were you doing that??????

[Coven66]

shits and giggles. hey i was 17 and an idiot

[driverfound]

lmao, i jumped off the back of my friends truck once, but we weren't going fast

[droogsteve]

I was so drunk once that I drove onto the off ramp of a toll bridge by mistake at three a.m. and drove over the whole bridge without realizing that I was going the wrong way. When I got to the toll booth, I couldn't understand why the guy sitting in it was facing the other way. Then I noticed that the gate was positioned in front of the booth instead of after it. Instead of doing the smart thing, turning around and driving back where I started and finding the on ramp, I beeped my horn until he raised the gate. I then handed him the toll money and took off. It's a wonder that I wasn't arrested or killed.

[DeftonesBoy]

omg droog im crackin up, i know a friend of my dads that did that, but not as extreme,lol

[L4NC3R]

I took my eyes off the road for like 15 seconds to see the settings on my air conditioning. I drove off the road and almost died. STUPID!

[Jay-Z]

Are you fine gentleman familar with ghost riding the whip?

[(_8(I)]

holy chirst this thread is old.

[El Jarretto]

This thread is 4 years old...Anyways I started moving with the parking brake on, luckily that was before I fixed and it didn't do much braking...

[Spank666]

I took my eyes off the road for like 15 seconds to see the settings on my air conditioning. I drove off the road and almost died. STUPID!

Wow.......its not even a noob this time, its fucking Lancer. Are you serious man? Four fucking years.....

Dumbest thing I've ever done? Let my teenage arrogance get the best of me, ended up driving my moms Jeep off the road, into a ditch. Good thing it was a Jeep, I drove right back out of it and went home.

[tharsis]

140 mph at about 11 pm down I-70 through arvada ish. hit 140 right as i passed hte 19.95 american hotel past the kipling exit heading west.

[L4NC3R]

I did 90mph past a State Trooper on I-25 just before the Hwy. 52 exit. I knew he was there, but for whatever reason I took the chance just to get home earlier. STUPID! Ended up costing me $125...

[DarcSystems]

ZOMG ZOMBIES!!!! Run!

[97GAGT]

Hit the limiter on my car while very drunk on my way home from the bar ("Stampede" in Aurora if you've heard of it) 158 mph.. Thank god I didn't kill anybody or myself.

[pat99872]

I went turfing in my honda accord and got stuck. lol

[Muzak4shawn]

Pictures are better than words.... what an old thread.


http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a177/dsav4shawn/wreck/DSC04843.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a177/dsav4shawn/wreck/DSC04844.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a177/dsav4shawn/wreck/DSC04841.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a177/dsav4shawn/wreck/DSC04835.jpg


lift throttle oversteer = ftl

[L4NC3R]

Holy shit... that sucks. How recent is that? Is your car okay?

[OE800]

one time i drank a couple 40s and decided to ram over a orange construction barrel, so i saw one that didnt have the rubber weight on the bottom and knocked it over with my ranger, i did it so that right before i came to a stop i would hit it so that i didnt mess up my truck. but then when i stopped i noticed 4 or 5 cops standing next to 3 cop cars at the parking lot right in front of me, and they were all looking at me, luckily their cars were parked in an akward position making them hard to get out quickly so i was able to escape.

[El Jarretto]

Today I almost went into the wrong lane chasing a bird. That was a pretty fast bird.

[break3r]

someone told me coffee cans make your car faster so I after I finished my Folgers can I super glued it on and it didn't go faster and people looked and stared at me more.

[DarcSystems]

Holy shit... that sucks. How recent is that? Is your car okay?

It was some time last year. Nowhere near as long ago as this thread was created Necromancer, but it was a while ago.

His car suffered some damage, but nothing that couldn't be fixed.

[L4NC3R]

I'm sorry, I wasn't asking you.

[Beldar]

Who cares, you're getting the story anyway.

Hes rebuilding the whole car too, motor and everything.

Dumbest thing ive done is forget my tank is on the left side, and come in and hit a pole at the gas pump on the right side.

[DarcSystems]

I'm sorry, I wasn't asking you.

Aww, cry me a river. You got your answer.

Furthermore, if memory serves me, the painter did a horse shit job the first time around after the repairs. While you were out digging up ancient threads, you should have pulled up the entire thread devoted to Shawns accident. It explains the whole story. Why should he have to type it all again for you?

[L4NC3R]

Aww, cry me a river. You got your answer.
...


While you were out digging up an ancient thread, you should have pulled up the entire thread devoted to Shawn's accident. It explains the whole story. Why should he have to type it all again for you?
Well, two major plot holes in your little "you shoud've" rant...

The 1st being that I didn't even know he wrecked it in the first place. So how would I have just suddenly gained this knowledge out of no where? Of course this should've been apparent from the very question I asked to Shawn.

And secondly, whether he should or shouldn't isn't up to anyone but Shawn. He could've just as easily answered to probably an even lesser degree than you did. Or he didn't have to answer it at all, which is even easier. And thus far he hasn't, which is fine by me.

You just need to shut your fat mouth.

[DarcSystems]

Are you gonna cry? Don't cry, it would make me feel bad. Do you want an apology? Are you truly upset about who gave you the answer to the question you asked in a FORUM (a public meeting or assembly for open discussion)?

I tell you what, in about a week, when your period is over, you should come back here and try again.

I won't even ask why "an thread Shawn's" is highlighted. No matter how you arrange those words, they don't make sense.

[L4NC3R]

You just need to shut your fat mouth.

[DarcSystems]

I'm not gonna lie, I didn't open my mouth once while typing any of these replies.

[ftbllplr]

I was driving around and my power steering belt randomly came off and knocked my alternator belt off. I noticed that the power steering was out but tried to make it the 10 or so miles home in 90+ degree whether. I was almost home when steam started pouring out of the hood and from inside the car where the radiator hose comes through the firewall. I immediately thought that I blew a head gasket or wrecked the heater core but it ended up just being a valve that let radiator fluid into the heater core. I am a lot more observant when it comes to stuff like that now.

[JJ8325]

darc, you are seriously my hero.

[dannyd]

I drove 4 miles to the store through busy streets/ stop signs/ trffic lights ect. then back with practically non-working breaks. If I slammed my brakes the car took like 10 secounds to stop. It didnyt even really break it just slowed down till it stopped basically.

[mince]

While listening to my favourite song, i was pumping the brakes to the beat while approaching a stop. The brakes seized and i smacked into the car infront.

[OE800]

why you such a negative nancy lancer?

[Spank666]

why you such a negative nancy lancer?

Must be that time of month.

Shawn's wreck thread (http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=137103) (Reading material and more pictures for Debbie Downer)

[pat99872]

Ah, the good old car forum.

[Muzak4shawn]

I miss Newfz and tech (wsuwarrior).


Atleast Kumacho came back and made this forum worth looking at again.




Oh... I fixed it for you. -Muahahhahahahaha
...I just need to shut my fat mouth.

Yea man... so story goes that I wrecked my car due to driver error and poor conditions. I ended up way ahead on the deal and I learned some valuable lessons. The car was great for about 6 months till my wife blew it up. I'm currently rebuilding it with more boost. Should have it running shortly and I'm performing the rebuild myself with little or no expereience. -in a nutshell

[DarcSystems]

Atleast Kumacho came back and made this forum worth looking at again.

Well, that is just insanely offensive.

[L4NC3R]

I miss Newfz and tech (wsuwarrior).


Atleast Kumacho came back and made this forum worth looking at again.




Oh... I fixed it for you. -Muahahhahahahaha


Yea man... so story goes that I wrecked my car due to driver error and poor conditions. I ended up way ahead on the deal and I learned some valuable lessons. The car was great for about 6 months till my wife blew it up. I'm currently rebuilding it with more boost. Should have it running shortly and I'm performing the rebuild myself with little or no expereience. -in a nutshell
Well good luck with that. I've always like your Integra. I hope everything goes well.

[Muzak4shawn]

Well, that is just insanely offensive.

Perhaps... but really I'm only here to see what you'll come up with next.