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/Tilt/
12-11-2004, 01:35 PM
Quest for the Crown (http://www.lanceandeskimo.com/flash/quest.html)

Sorry if its a repost. Good luck with this one.

Chuck-Norris
12-11-2004, 03:24 PM
i can't beat it :banghead:

ghostdog006
12-11-2004, 03:54 PM
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THATS THE EASYEST GAME EVER IT TOOK ME LIKE 2 SECONDS TO FINISH IT
NICE JOKE THO :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

/Tilt/
12-11-2004, 03:57 PM
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THATS THE EASYEST GAME EVER IT TOOK ME LIKE 2 SECONDS TO FINISH IT
NICE JOKE THO :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:
You beat it!?

GhostDog
12-11-2004, 04:01 PM
uhh i have no idea whats doing on

like a million people made this peice of crap?

KakUMei
12-11-2004, 04:02 PM
wtf ghost dog how the hell did you beat it? That game is fucking impossible :banghead:

Schizophrenic
12-11-2004, 04:06 PM
GAHHHH! this is my 10th time playing it, still haven't made any progress. Anyone have any hints?

ghostdog006
12-11-2004, 04:17 PM
Whattttt No Onw Beat It
Ok You Have To Be On A Different Game Or Something
Or My Comp Is Mest Up
I"m Just A Guy I See The Crown Right Away And Get It
Thats It

ghostdog006
12-11-2004, 04:22 PM
HOW MANY LEVELS ARE THERE????
BECAUSE MABY MY COMP TAKES ME TO THEW LAST LEVEL????
DONT KNOWALL I SEE IN THE LAST LEVEL IS A FEW ROCKS A FEW WALLS
AND THE CROWN THATS ALL I SEE :wtf:

/Tilt/
12-11-2004, 04:50 PM
HOW MANY LEVELS ARE THERE????
BECAUSE MABY MY COMP TAKES ME TO THEW LAST LEVEL????
DONT KNOWALL I SEE IN THE LAST LEVEL IS A FEW ROCKS A FEW WALLS
AND THE CROWN THATS ALL I SEE :wtf:
It must be a glitch.

LeFromage
12-11-2004, 05:04 PM
Dammmnnn...that game is crazy hard...i spent like 2 hours just trying to beat the first level...

GAHHHH! :banghead:

BTW, if you are stuck try reading the strategy guide...it seems to help a lil...

thespear
12-11-2004, 05:07 PM
It must be a glitch.



Yeah. I'm on the 10th level... I can't get the key to get to the damn crown! :thud:

Ace Hippie
12-11-2004, 05:09 PM
For the longest time, I thought I actually was fairly smart. I thought getting good grades and getting into a good university meant something.

Then I started playing this game, confident that I would easily master the quest for the crown. Instead, I have spent countless hours trying, but never making it. Endless nights filled with tears of frustration, and weeks of meaningless existence...a life devoid of any meaning because I cannot conquer this game.

Someone, tell me how to beat this game, so I can have a reason to live again :(

Eegoog
12-11-2004, 06:43 PM
I give up I keep getting stuck in the southeast castle.

bob991
12-11-2004, 08:53 PM
Wait, are you guys actually serious on how you can't beat this game? Im really confused, that was the easiest game I have ever played.

KakUMei
12-11-2004, 09:03 PM
Wait, are you guys actually serious on how you can't beat this game? Im really confused, that was the easiest game I have ever played. you my friend... are a fucking moron

KABOOM!!!
12-11-2004, 09:12 PM
Fuck, that game is hard. nice find. Ive almost beaten the first level. I cant find a way around the first brick. Any tips? :(

GhostDog
12-11-2004, 09:44 PM
Wait, are you guys actually serious on how you can't beat this game? Im really confused, that was the easiest game I have ever played.


sweet lord

darkest2000
12-11-2004, 10:06 PM
Wait, are you guys actually serious on how you can't beat this game? Im really confused, that was the easiest game I have ever played.
it's sarcasm. At least I hope that's the case. Some ppl on this forum do tend to be a little :insane:

icebox42
12-11-2004, 11:11 PM
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THATS THE EASYEST GAME EVER IT TOOK ME LIKE 2 SECONDS TO FINISH IT
NICE JOKE THO :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

I beat it too!
haha! funny... :icon_rofl

marshalldylan10
12-12-2004, 02:40 AM
Guys, seriously quit joking.

How the hell do I beat it?


Edit: HOLY CRAP!!!!!! I totally just conquered that game. After hours of concentration, I was finally able to take the crown and wear it with honor. I felt so blessed, joyous, overjoyed, mirthful, gleeful, and glad all at the same time. With some time and dedication, I'm sure one of you can beat it. And ooh! The ending is such a twist! Don't read any further because of spoilers!




Once you beat it, you find out that he isn't really king, but, he is actually a women. So, he becomes queen, and marries a king. What a twist huh?

Eegoog
12-12-2004, 01:50 PM
I'm still stuck in the southeast castle. This game is pissing me off! :mad: :banghead: :mad:

Ænema
12-12-2004, 03:26 PM
OMG! How the hell do you beat this game!??!! its literally impossible.

biscuit
12-12-2004, 07:00 PM
ahhh , I love morons.

Doh616
12-13-2004, 06:46 PM
shit dude i kept on triping on the rock and dieing and those damn brick walls kept on blocking me from getting it. :censor:

Toiletplumber
12-13-2004, 07:05 PM
I cant kill the leader of the master theif in the sewers. This is a good game but I am stuck on this master theif guy..I killed all of the little guys in the sewer with him but when I go against him I get poisened by his arrows and fall dead...I dont know I am going to keep trying but please someone tell me how to beat him also post your weapons...I have that sick war axe with the diamoned tipped blades anyway yeah...noobs

Gruntork
12-13-2004, 08:32 PM
uhh i have no idea whats doing on

like a million people made this peice of crap?

It's called a joke :rolleyes: See: "Program Designer: a bear we saw" :icon_rofl S'okay if you didn't catch it at first :)

DAMN that game was hard :eek:

HypnotizeMindz
12-13-2004, 10:44 PM
damn took me 6 whole hours to find that crown i fell in the well got attacked by the snake and just for kicks stole some gold from a peasant anyways i beat it heres proof --->http://img105.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img105&image=quest2cg.png
p.s. how u do thumbnails?

nubbY
12-14-2004, 12:40 AM
sweet! i found the SUPER INVISIBILITY CHEAT!! it helps a little, but i still can't get passed Lord Nonesuch on the second tier of level 4. help please!!! (PM me for the cheat!!)

Ayatollah
12-14-2004, 07:18 AM
I cant kill the leader of the master theif in the sewers. This is a good game but I am stuck on this master theif guy..I killed all of the little guys in the sewer with him but when I go against him I get poisened by his arrows and fall dead...I dont know I am going to keep trying but please someone tell me how to beat him also post your weapons...I have that sick war axe with the diamoned tipped blades anyway yeah...noobs

I did it with the warhammer. He's weaker to crondian weapons with a thunder upgrade. When you kill him you have to sprint to the stairs as fast as you can because the sewers start collapsing.

These goblin are fucking annoying.

thespear
12-14-2004, 08:01 AM
I did it with the warhammer. He's weaker to crondian weapons with a thunder upgrade. When you kill him you have to sprint to the stairs as fast as you can because the sewers start collapsing.

These goblin are fucking annoying.

Yes! I think you just helped 2 people at once. :D

Ubertoss2000
12-14-2004, 08:23 AM
i love the huge credits at the end

TallyWhacker
12-14-2004, 01:50 PM
For the love of god thats hard.

FATa|
12-14-2004, 02:03 PM
i love the huge credits at the end
You got to the f*ckin credits? Damn j00 h0e!! im uber1337 @ thes gmz + im sti|| @ the 3rd lvl. Dude j00 fcukin suk t3h big one!!!11one!1 U mUst b uzing sum uber 1337 hax0rs 2 get dat far. Im gna c4ll 4dm1n on ure azz.... :mad:

Blackicicle
12-14-2004, 06:22 PM
I'll post the cheats:
To activate type ~ then the desired cheat!

God Mode : IamN00b
No Clip : BrainFart
Fly : GiveMeBrain
All Weapons & Amour : LoadMeUpGood
Health : StarBucks
Power Axe Of Lameness : WhatIsInternet
Ancient Screwdriver : eyesocket
squirrel Launcher : bmfgpower

:bang: Enjoy! You cant loose now!

hinga dinga
12-14-2004, 06:37 PM
wow those were great cheats rep!!

Chuck-Norris
12-14-2004, 07:30 PM
fuck... even with the cheats i cant beat this

anyone else get to the swamp yet? i think i'm near the end, but the swamp is just ridiculous. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! :banghead:

damn gators...

Twisted13
12-14-2004, 08:08 PM
you my friend... are a fucking moron
What the fuck? I swear to god they aren't lying. It happened to me. I see some rocks, some bricks and a little black guy with a shield. I went to the crown and it said "Win!" with a horn sound. Then it had huge credits with some cheese song. "I am a man who will fight.." etc. I'm not lying guys, I swear to god.

Chrome 2k5
12-14-2004, 09:51 PM
What the hell, this game is only 5 seconds long.

This better be sarcasm.

AntiQuo
12-15-2004, 01:03 AM
I woulda made it a screamer if I knew flash....

skater910
12-15-2004, 01:12 AM
They are not sarcastic, this game is difficult! You obviously don't realize there is more than one level. You have to touch the all the bricks. Once you see one light up, you realize that is the first brick in an order. Keep doing the same thing and eventually you will get past the level. The crown was a distraction, for it is a trap by the king to fool you!

Took me forever to realize it, too. Still want to play it fair and get past those goblins myself.

ArnoldFukedYou
12-15-2004, 01:22 AM
If this glitch has something to do with dial up and high speed internet users then...I'll be damned.

Here's a picture of the glitch and the first level:
http://www.imagehosting.us.com/showimage.php?id=5801&h=910666

Chrome 2k5
12-15-2004, 11:25 PM
http://www.lanceandeskimo.com/questwood/questforthecrown.php

There's a walkthrough, if you didn't know....

Trickee
12-16-2004, 02:22 AM
I got to floor 39, room 5. the one on the right, not left. Then a man eating plant popped out of nowhere and ate me. I hate this game :mad:

Fezz
12-16-2004, 11:09 AM
What the fuck? I swear to god they aren't lying. It happened to me. I see some rocks, some bricks and a little black guy with a shield. I went to the crown and it said "Win!" with a horn sound. Then it had huge credits with some cheese song. "I am a man who will fight.." etc. I'm not lying guys, I swear to god.
Im going to pretend you didn't say that

GhostDog
12-16-2004, 03:50 PM
What the fuck? I swear to god they aren't lying. It happened to me. I see some rocks, some bricks and a little black guy with a shield. I went to the crown and it said "Win!" with a horn sound. Then it had huge credits with some cheese song. "I am a man who will fight.." etc. I'm not lying guys, I swear to god.


wow.... you dumb...


you dumb as hell


*meatwad*

JiveTurkey
12-16-2004, 03:57 PM
all i say is, good job ruining the joke

aazz
12-16-2004, 04:13 PM
all i have to say is that i havent laught so hard at the ending- in a long time.

devildew0
12-21-2004, 04:02 PM
GODDAMNIT!!!!!
WHAT KIND OF GODDAMN FLASH GAME CHARACTER TRIPS ON A FUCKING ROCK!
FUCK!
this game causes cronic angry masterbation.
brb ;)

skater910
12-21-2004, 04:09 PM
all i say is, good job ruining the joke

What joke? There must be about 100 levels in this game! That walkthrough is only for 1 level, and it doesn't include the secret about how to access the other 99 levels. He wants the people who want to have no challenge have a tiny game.

Just refer to my post on page 3 to see how you get to level 2. :cool:

Stoned Sponge
12-24-2004, 01:09 AM
Ahhh i got to the 82nd lvl you know the one with the fat dude in the corner of floor82 room 17 he like ran really fast and i tried to use my Long Bastard sword but my heavy ram armor couldnt stand it and i :censor: died GOD i hat this game im done i wasted 9 days :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

banjo1735
12-24-2004, 05:13 AM
I can't even beat level two!!! The damn goblins kill me right when I arrive. It might be because I blew myself up on accident with the holy hand-grenade.

BattleShip Ron
12-24-2004, 10:20 AM
Here is a high res screenshot! Enjoy!

High Res Screenshot (http://battleshipron.homestead.com/files/Misc/crown.jpg)


Here's the Cross Eye 3D Version Like I did For Half Life 2 (http://battleshipron.homestead.com/files/Misc/crown_3d.jpg)

TurbulenceXM
12-24-2004, 03:09 PM
I did it with the warhammer. He's weaker to crondian weapons with a thunder upgrade. When you kill him you have to sprint to the stairs as fast as you can because the sewers start collapsing.

These goblin are fucking annoying.

I killed him with the silver arrow of Gonidian. Found it when I was in tunnel of doom. Fuckin hard to get out of there.

gunnygt808
12-25-2004, 10:25 AM
wait i'm confused if this is a joke or not because a lot of people r making like there are a bazilion levels but all i got was one level that finished in 1 second :insane:

Toiletplumber
12-25-2004, 10:55 AM
If this glitch has something to do with dial up and high speed internet users then...I'll be damned.

Here's a picture of the glitch and the first level:
http://www.imagehosting.us.com/showimage.php?id=5801&h=910666

Oh thats no glitch it is just a load screen for you to practice strategies and .....learn controlls at stuff.....wait for a while and a play button will appear....sry it is a long load but the game is worth it...

Polkovnik
12-25-2004, 12:31 PM
Yeah, and if you press Ctrl+W when you got to the crown, it'll make you invincible, but it only works sometimes, you have to try many times.


I died at the 11th level. It's impossible to kill those Ogres, they chop your ass up.

rafi050
12-26-2004, 03:30 AM
I CANT WAIT TILL THE NEXT GAME (even though i havnt beatin the first one yet :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: ) Maybe ill beat it one day......

Gingerale
12-26-2004, 07:38 AM
That game was easier then breathing air. I'd show u the page that said i won but i don't know how

mike42
12-27-2004, 05:37 PM
After endless and countless seconds, dodging brick after brick, venturing into the grassland, and finally reaching the crown. This game was very difficult to say the least. Here is what the gaming world rates this game:

:) Game Pro "Simply a master piece. 5.0!"
:D PC Mag "10 times beter than all the GTAs!"
:banghead: PSM Mag "Wish we had this game for ps2!!"
:shout: My comment "Simply the gayest game I have ever played and I want my 10 seconds back!"

Slick37c
12-28-2004, 12:05 PM
Anyone have any tips to get past level 22, I have a screeny, http://www2.freepichosting.com/Images/421567422/13.jpg

But everytime I try to go up to get the key, I can't get past those goblins, then again I have the speed set to fast. :bang: I'm just that kuh-razy!

Chocotaco
12-28-2004, 02:31 PM
I keep fucking dying.

pill popper
12-28-2004, 02:36 PM
holy fuck, do they have cheat codes for this shit?

SwyfT
12-29-2004, 02:31 AM
Anyone have any tips to get past level 22, I have a screeny, http://www2.freepichosting.com/Images/421567422/13.jpg

But everytime I try to go up to get the key, I can't get past those goblins, then again I have the speed set to fast. :bang: I'm just that kuh-razy!

Damn, How did you get that far? I'm still stuck on lvl 8, and i thought i was doing good :( :( :(

.LostPelican.
12-29-2004, 04:08 PM
Anybody know how to get the Thunder upgrade on level 8?

Righteous Llama
12-29-2004, 09:03 PM
how are yall havin so much trouble with this? all i get is this~

http://img96.exs.cx/img96/9545/bleh0at.jpg

Slick37c
12-29-2004, 11:57 PM
how are yall havin so much trouble with this? all i get is this~

http://img96.exs.cx/img96/9545/bleh0at.jpg

You have to wait till the end of the credits, and in the bottom right hand corner there's a blank textbox you can type "Unlock All" in and it should take you to the next levels. It's hard though man.
:shuffle:

Righteous Llama
12-30-2004, 12:09 AM
well then i cant seem to find it -.-
it just says Play Again and L&E.com to select. nowhere to type :banghead:

Twisted13
12-30-2004, 09:12 AM
wow.... you dumb...


you dumb as hell


*meatwad*

The fact that you 'doesn't knows how ta spoke english' tells me immediatly that you are a true moron.

Own
12-30-2004, 09:19 AM
http://xs9.xs.to/pics/04534/Somedumbgame.gif



2, maybe 3 seconds.

Aperitis
12-30-2004, 09:30 AM
The fact that you 'doesn't knows how ta spoke english' tells me immediatly that you are a true moron.

he was pretending to talk as meatwad from ATHF. he was spot-on on the dumbass part, though.

Own
12-30-2004, 09:59 AM
Ooohh..Either everyone in here is playing this out as some dumb joke, or I'm crazy... :wtf:

n00bert
12-30-2004, 10:05 AM
What a tough game it took my like 5 seconds... must have the glitch.

Kusanagi
12-30-2004, 10:07 AM
I'm stuck on level 32. How do you get the drawbridge to lower? I must have pressed every brick and used every item in the inventory. The crocodiles can't be killed and they keep you from crossing the moat.

LeFromage
12-30-2004, 12:10 PM
I'm stuck on level 32. How do you get the drawbridge to lower? I must have pressed every brick and used every item in the inventory. The crocodiles can't be killed and they keep you from crossing the moat.

Theres a dark gray brick on the far left of the castle wall. If you use the Arrow to shoot it while standing behind the fence it will break, revealing a hole. That is how you get in.

Im stuck on 47, the one with the Large blue orb...it just keeps spinning around in circles...and it wont let me past. I tryed using the "Letter of Marina", but it says something about it being in an "Ancient Language"

Own
12-30-2004, 12:31 PM
OMg!! THis must be like the largest inside or run on joke I've seen on this forum, or you all are really playing the 'Normal version.'

Righteous Llama
12-30-2004, 05:18 PM
this is damn stupid
i dont see whats so hard, u just walk over and get the crown... :wtf:

Trogdor
12-30-2004, 07:24 PM
omfg, any tips for lvl 67? i cant get by the fuckin wizard, he keeps shooting those little blue thingys at me. :mad: :thud:

Daisuke
12-31-2004, 02:59 AM
press the space button before they hit you and then they bounce back at him. This might sound easy but you'll need very good timing.

.LostPelican.
12-31-2004, 04:28 AM
Im stuck on 47, the one with the Large blue orb...it just keeps spinning around in circles...and it wont let me past. I tryed using the "Letter of Marina", but it says something about it being in an "Ancient Language"

You need to get the Scroll Translator first. Go back into the last room, defeat all the crocodiles in the moat, swim down a little farther and then use the Letter of Marnia. An underwater door will open and youy grab the Scroll Translator.

/Tilt/
12-31-2004, 04:48 AM
You need to get the Scroll Translator first. Go back into the last room, defeat all the crocodiles in the moat, swim down a little farther and then use the Letter of Marnia. An underwater door will open and youy grab the Scroll Translator.
Im there too. I found the door, but it won't open. Any button I have to hit?

Trogdor
12-31-2004, 07:28 AM
press the space button before they hit you and then they bounce back at him. This might sound easy but you'll need very good timing.
kthx but now im onn lvl 71 and that hairy bear lookin thing runs faster than me, do i gotta train agility? i get killed everytime :banghead:

MY STATS:

GrandMaster Swordsman
GrandMaster Parry
GrandMaster Fencing
GrandMaster Magery
Master Healing

Level 43 Agility
Level 59 Intelligence
Level 87 Strength

Trogdor
12-31-2004, 07:30 AM
Im there too. I found the door, but it won't open. Any button I have to hit?
Try "O".. Worked for me. :shuffle:

Righteous Llama
12-31-2004, 10:42 AM
dangit how do u play ittt!!!!

http://img92.exs.cx/img92/2888/bleh0hk.jpg

DarcSystems
12-31-2004, 11:32 AM
I've been working on it for a while, and I'm probably missing the obvious, but I need help.
This (http://www.darcsystems.com/crown.jpg) is how far I got, but now I'm stuck. Any clues? Are there any walkthroughs online?

Thanks,
Jay

Stoned Sponge
12-31-2004, 01:36 PM
:thud: I have finally beat the worlds hardest game (lvl. 150) i have been playing this game for about 2 weeks the last level took me like 2 hours to find the crown. It was under Dalikeus' bodie .... if any one needs help just ask i have written down all of the key things you need to beat this difficult game.
Stoned Sponge :bang:

Righteous Llama
12-31-2004, 02:31 PM
damn it! how do you play the version wit all the levels?

LeFromage
12-31-2004, 02:45 PM
damn it! how do you play the version wit all the levels?

Its been said before, after the first part of the game you wait until the play button comes up. If it doesnt load try again, i had to try twice before it appeared...connection drops for some reason. The first part that people think is the game is just a sort of intro.

Anyway, im stuck now on 87 the scroll translator is the only thing left in my bag that i havent used, but for some reason i cant use it to translate the markings on the blue wall. When i used my shrink powder from the castle keep it told me "Size and strength are only fictions of the imagination" :insane: WTF! :help:

Righteous Llama
12-31-2004, 02:50 PM
Its been said before, after the first part of the game you wait until the play button comes up.

so i jus gotta leave on the game til play button comes up? or something

LeFromage
12-31-2004, 03:28 PM
so i jus gotta leave on the game til play button comes up? or something

Yea, basically.

When it comes up im sure me and the folks here would help you get caught up. No spoilers though, i worked hard at this damn game.

skater910
12-31-2004, 03:28 PM
so i jus gotta leave on the game til play button comes up? or something

Yeah.

Any help on 122? I'm trying to launch an arrow at the goblin but the wizard grabs the bow, breaks it, and casts a death spell on me. Any help?

Stoned Sponge
12-31-2004, 05:07 PM
Yeah.

Any help on 122? I'm trying to launch an arrow at the goblin but the wizard grabs the bow, breaks it, and casts a death spell on me. Any help?

What arrow are you using? i take it a standard double notch arrow? You need to go to town and buy a Red fiery arrow so when he goes for it it'll burn his hand
YW :bang:

Righteous Llama
12-31-2004, 05:21 PM
ive waited a couple hours and no play button :help:

Devastation
12-31-2004, 05:24 PM
ive waited a couple hours and no play button :help:
You are such an idiot.

Righteous Llama
12-31-2004, 05:33 PM
well fuck you too, i dont know what to do

Devastation
12-31-2004, 05:36 PM
Check your PM

/Tilt/
01-01-2005, 04:06 AM
well fuck you too, i dont know what to do
Do you have the latest version of Macromedia Flash? You need it because the game gets all crazy graphics-wise. Check the website.

thespear
01-01-2005, 06:46 AM
Level 114 is a bitch... I need help finding the wand that will kill the ogre... I've tried every arrow possible, is there another way of killing him?

LeFromage
01-01-2005, 07:13 AM
Level 114 is a bitch... I need help finding the wand that will kill the ogre... I've tried every arrow possible, is there another way of killing him?

Im not there yet but is it the same ogre that destroyed the bridge in level 55...or was it 54...either way. IF it is the same one you will need that boar tusk you recieved for slaying the white dragon....if you still have it.

Im on 98 now, this is weird, it says that i have to "Outsmart the wizard without using your mind"...and then the water wheel starts to turn. Is this a timing thing, because every time i try to hit the spoke with the arrow it hits it and breaks at the wizards feet.

Knob Gobbler
01-01-2005, 07:27 AM
OMG.....that took me like 30 minutes to beat....that was hard...

PHDrillSergeant
01-01-2005, 07:47 AM
Level 114 is a bitch... I need help finding the wand that will kill the ogre... I've tried every arrow possible, is there another way of killing him?

Yes...Go to town and try to barter with the fat merchant. He has a special arrow called the "arrow of sureflight" that can only be used once. DO NOT WASTE IT or you will have to reload the game and start ALL OVER AGAIN.

Im on 98 now, this is weird, it says that i have to "Outsmart the wizard without using your mind"...and then the water wheel starts to turn. Is this a timing thing, because every time i try to hit the spoke with the arrow it hits it and breaks at the wizards feet.

Use the Stone of Timeswitch to slow down the water wheel. then hit it and the wizard will become vulnerable.

LeFromage
01-01-2005, 08:09 AM
Use the Stone of Timeswitch to slow down the water wheel. then hit it and the wizard will become vulnerable.

Sweet, that worked, THX

I'm chillaxing in the tower with the princess now, can't wait until i get back from work. I'm gonna try to get to 120 tonight.

PHDrillSergeant
01-01-2005, 08:23 AM
Sweet, that worked, THX

I'm chillaxing in the tower with the princess now, can't wait until i get back from work. I'm gonna try to get to 120 tonight.

You're going to like 120...that's when you first meet the dragons.

Stoned Sponge
01-01-2005, 08:30 AM
no you meet the dragins on 132 fl 1 stage 2 not in the 120's the 120's are the ogre goblins :insane:

PHDrillSergeant
01-01-2005, 08:35 AM
Sorry. You're right. Me == dumb;

LeFromage
01-01-2005, 08:40 AM
You're going to like 120...that's when you first meet the dragons.

So what was that white thing with wings in the early levels? I thought it was a dragon, i didn't spend much time, i just killed it took the boar tooth and went on.

EDIT: I went back and checked it seems that it's a centaur of some sort...except with wings...i forget what those are called >_<

PHDrillSergeant
01-01-2005, 08:48 AM
That's a pegasus. If you get close enough to one without killing it and feed it the green plant shavings from your inventory, you can fly one.

LeFromage
01-01-2005, 09:35 AM
That's a pegasus. If you get close enough to one without killing it and feed it the green plant shavings from your inventory, you can fly one.

Ohh, alright thats cool. I'll have to check again when i get home. Where can you fly to? Is THAT how you get to that "Black Cloud" I heard about?

Stoned Sponge
01-01-2005, 11:20 AM
yes thats how you get to there :bang:

VegitoSSJ4
01-01-2005, 12:48 PM
can someone seriously tell me how to get to lvl 2 cause all i could do was go to the crown and win

bean2k3
01-02-2005, 04:51 AM
I know the Product Planner

PHDrillSergeant
01-02-2005, 06:55 AM
can someone seriously tell me how to get to lvl 2 cause all i could do was go to the crown and win

Apparently, some browsers teleport you diresctly to the end. I don't know why. BTW, I just made it to level 177!

familyguy2231
01-02-2005, 11:32 AM
Easy. Very.

Slick37c
01-02-2005, 02:06 PM
Easy. Very.

Yea, but did you collect all of the hidden crowns? And did you acquire the magical arrows of Algathar? Play it again and speak to the innkeeper on the top right corner of the map, he's off the screen a bit but you need to ask him where to end the tutorial to start the game for you.

VegitoSSJ4
01-02-2005, 06:42 PM
can someone show me a pic from lvl 2 or another lvl cause i still dont get if this is just a joke

spyderx84
01-02-2005, 07:01 PM
Vegito. It's all bullshit. What once began as some idiot just making a joke on this post grew to everyone joining in to have a laugh. Just disregard the possibility of that game being anything more then a waste of time and post a reply similar to what I'm about to say:

SHIT, I'm <word of distress> on level <random number from 0-300>!! I can't seem to figure out why the <evil character type> keeps <some ironic unavoidable situation-such as "casting a summon water elemental to kill me">! Any tips!? THX!

See, piece of cake. By doing this you will help secure the eternal fate of this idiotic nonsense post. =)

PHDrillSergeant
01-03-2005, 12:48 AM
I don't get what you're talking about. Some of here actually play the game.
you == :insane:

led_head
01-03-2005, 12:56 AM
there must be a glitch or something, i've never played an easier game...

PHDrillSergeant
01-03-2005, 02:10 AM
Like I said before, some users have problems that teleport them to the last level. It's glitch in the flash programming.

/Tilt/
01-03-2005, 03:37 AM
Vegito. It's all bullshit. What once began as some idiot just making a joke on this post grew to everyone joining in to have a laugh. Just disregard the possibility of that game being anything more then a waste of time and post a reply similar to what I'm about to say:

SHIT, I'm <word of distress> on level <random number from 0-300>!! I can't seem to figure out why the <evil character type> keeps <some ironic unavoidable situation-such as "casting a summon water elemental to kill me">! Any tips!? THX!

See, piece of cake. By doing this you will help secure the eternal fate of this idiotic nonsense post. =)
You both must be using IE or something.

VegitoSSJ4
01-03-2005, 03:57 AM
im not using IE and its teleportniig me to the last lvl

/Tilt/
01-03-2005, 04:16 AM
im not using IE and its teleportniig me to the last lvl
Then maybe its something else other than the browser.

doorknobopener
01-03-2005, 06:21 AM
ok I finally got it going but i need help. I'm on lvl 17 and I need to get in the cave but crocks and goblins are kicking my ass I think I need to get the mystic arrow but where is it?

Knob Gobbler
01-03-2005, 07:33 AM
You must get the mystic arrow by trading a dragons tail to a blacksmith in the western side of the town.

doorknobopener
01-03-2005, 09:53 AM
Hah hah fool. :lol: .I lied I didn't get the game to work and I made up the whole lvl 17 thing.Another thing is that someone in the forums said he beat it and there was 150 lvls ealier but not too long ago someone said their was 200 lvls

PHDrillSergeant
01-03-2005, 10:40 AM
Hah hah fool. :lol: .I lied I didn't get the game to work and I made up the whole lvl 17 thing.Another thing is that someone in the forums said he beat it and there was 150 lvls ealier but not too long ago someone said their was 200 lvls

Like with Notpron, levels seem to be being added periodically. asshat.

doorknobopener
01-03-2005, 11:09 AM
If y say so.So what do y do in notpron?BTW do y think insults are really needed

LeFromage
01-03-2005, 11:32 AM
If y say so.So what do y do in notpron?BTW do y think insults are really needed

I'm sorry i dont speak French...

But if my translations are semi-correct you are referring to...Not Pron (http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=38880). It has been named the hardest game on the internet...I would rank it just above Quest For The Crown, due to the fact that it deals with the entire internet...and not just one programmers mind.

doorknobopener
01-03-2005, 11:53 AM
Oh, thanks

Righteous Llama
01-03-2005, 02:26 PM
y are people still talking about this game? so retarded :insane:
unless someone posts some screens.

VegitoSSJ4
01-04-2005, 01:30 PM
ya if this game is real post screens of lvl 37

Manhoe
01-04-2005, 01:39 PM
that was the eziest game on the face of the earth, commit suicide

Slick37c
01-04-2005, 01:45 PM
Man the yellow goblins are tough I used my magic up in the last level and now I have no water spells to cast on them since they're lightning and all. Any tips on how to get by level 31 without magic?

Nanook
01-04-2005, 06:00 PM
Hi Guys,

I just want to say that not since Half-Life has a game so dramatically affected me. I mean, when I am out of the house, I am actually thinking about it! I can't wait to get back to that magical realm!

Am I sick, or what?

PHDrillSergeant
01-05-2005, 06:58 AM
ya if this game is real post screens of lvl 37

Level 37 takes place in the town of Akiow. These pics are after I picked up armor and all.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/FridgeMan88/town.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/FridgeMan88/shop.gif

MCsocko
01-05-2005, 07:15 AM
yes, like all of asudden the graphics get really good. THERE IS ONLY 1 LEVEL GUYS!

FatalAttraction
01-05-2005, 08:06 AM
God help me

I've been working on the first lvl day and night, no sleep, no eating, so peeing aah1!! why why why must you be so hard?

unearth
01-06-2005, 01:22 AM
I ran out of potions. Any advice? :wtf:

PHDrillSergeant
01-06-2005, 05:22 AM
What levl are you on? If you're on levels 10+, there's a shop that appears on the northeast corner of the map. The guy there has a whole shit-load of potions. If youre on levels 1-9, try going to Orthus (the town near the capital).

Devastation
01-06-2005, 05:04 PM
On level 286, after you figure out the riddle of the enchanted mulberry bush, you get attacked by at least 35 satyrs, plus you lose your enchanted sword, the one that shoots fire, so be careful and use extreme caution.

/Tilt/
01-07-2005, 02:36 AM
You must be the farthest Devastation. A real pro. I'll heed your advice.

unearth
01-07-2005, 04:21 AM
What levl are you on? If you're on levels 10+, there's a shop that appears on the northeast corner of the map. The guy there has a whole shit-load of potions. If youre on levels 1-9, try going to Orthus (the town near the capital).


I tried going to Orthus but I didn't have the Boots of Sleepwalking yet so I ended up having to go back to the level 4 dungeon again to steal the Key of Unlocking. This game is driving me crazy. :banghead:

MikeRyu
01-07-2005, 04:40 AM
Whoa whoa whoa whoa...

"You have found the final dungeon, now you must face your final fear."

:eek: Oh boy...

edit: Woah. Finished it, scary, I can't type my hands are shaking.

But I finish and meet a little person and get:

"Thank you hero, but our crown is in another castle."

WTF? :thud:

LeFromage
01-07-2005, 06:35 AM
Whoa whoa whoa whoa...

"You have found the final dungeon, now you must face your final fear."

:eek: Oh boy...

edit: Woah. Finished it, scary, I can't type my hands are shaking.

But I finish and meet a little person and get:

"Thank you hero, but our crown is in another castle."

WTF? :thud:

Wow...the designer is very clever...a Mario reference...BIRLLIANT...

I'm currently on 188, for some reason 170 - 190 are all pretty simply layed out, but I seem to have missed picking up the Orbicus Pipe in Helthorn's Temple. I've had to go backwards for the first time if either Devistation or MikeRyu can point me in the right direction that'd be great.

And I bet im one of the only people who found that the Blade of Hazzion looks exactly like the Biggorons Sword from OoT, and the Pan Flute plays the same tune as the Ocarina of Time...yes, im a LOZ freak :shuffle:

Righteous Llama
01-07-2005, 08:03 AM
Anyone have any tips to get past level 22, I have a screeny, http://www2.freepichosting.com/Images/421567422/13.jpg

Level 37 takes place in the town of Akiow. These pics are after I picked up armor and all.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/FridgeMan88/town.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/FridgeMan88/shop.gif

those are 2 different games...also what does Krizsan mean in the town screen?
anyways,
just give up... its just 10 pages worth of spam :sleeping:

thespear
01-07-2005, 08:12 AM
those are 2 different games...also what does Krizsan mean in the town screen?
anyways,
just give up... its just 10 pages worth of spam :sleeping:


Wow dude... did you even read the thread or play the game? Tilt said the game gets better graphics wise, n00b.

Devastation
01-07-2005, 04:53 PM
Wow...the designer is very clever...a Mario reference...BIRLLIANT...

I'm currently on 188, for some reason 170 - 190 are all pretty simply layed out, but I seem to have missed picking up the Orbicus Pipe in Helthorn's Temple. I've had to go backwards for the first time if either Devistation or MikeRyu can point me in the right direction that'd be great.

And I bet im one of the only people who found that the Blade of Hazzion looks exactly like the Biggorons Sword from OoT, and the Pan Flute plays the same tune as the Ocarina of Time...yes, im a LOZ freak :shuffle:
On level 195, at dawn, look to the east, for the coming of Prince Bill, he will help you defeat the Centaur King, Lardiusbuttus

eatshitanddie
01-08-2005, 02:11 AM
lol...holly fuk....let it go....i think everyone got the point bye the 100th post.

love the flash...sent it to most of my peeps but it's time to lay this baby to rest. i'm sure most of you will agree. :p

lil_shorty_1207
01-08-2005, 03:14 AM
ok there must be something wrong that was the easiest fucking game ive ever played i beat it in like 1 second and there was only one lvl omfg LOL thats wierd

kkevvy
01-08-2005, 07:35 AM
I beleive I'm stuck somewhere on level 293. There is the large man eating ogre, and I think Polyphemus is chasing me.

I have retrieved the Amulet of Sanrishan, but I cant summon its magic powers. Do I need the Jewel of Accaron? That means I have to go back 45 levels...

I need a Walkthrough or faq!!!! :help:


Edit: #150 :D

/Tilt/
01-08-2005, 07:43 AM
Wow dude... did you even read the thread or play the game? Tilt said the game gets better graphics wise, n00b.
Yes. The entire layout will change numerous times. I believe this game may have taken years for the designer to make. It would allow time for graphical advancements to occur.

Deathw1sh
01-08-2005, 08:39 AM
ok.. here's what i have to say about the matter. I don't know what people are talking about with graphic enhancements, etc... i haven't seen any, but i'm stuck on level 150. I still have the same stick guy, the same objects and colors, but every 10 levels or so different enemies are presented. I've come across a couple caves, of course, which have different backgrounds, as do cities that i've been to, but when you get back out in the open plains, you have the same layout as the original. Anyways, I think I finally may have gotten to the real crown at 150, but people tell me it's been extended.. anyways, for you silly nonbelievers, here is the small obstacle i face...

http://img107.exs.cx/img107/9987/quest6dm.jpg

edit: i love how the [img] code totally doesn't work :shuffle:

/Tilt/
01-08-2005, 08:52 AM
Wow a dragon. Im not quite that far, but it looks rough. Good luck. Maybe have all your potions full? Just a hunch.

PHDrillSergeant
01-08-2005, 09:03 AM
ok.. here's what i have to say about the matter. I don't know what people are talking about with graphic enhancements, etc... i haven't seen any, but i'm stuck on level 150. I still have the same stick guy, the same objects and colors, but every 10 levels or so different enemies are presented. I've come across a couple caves, of course, which have different backgrounds, as do cities that i've been to, but when you get back out in the open plains, you have the same layout as the original. Anyways, I think I finally may have gotten to the real crown at 150, but people tell me it's been extended.. anyways, for you silly nonbelievers, here is the small obstacle i face...

http://img107.exs.cx/img107/9987/quest6dm.jpg

edit: i love how the [img] code totally doesn't work :shuffle:

Oh, the dragon's easy once you know how to beat him...run around him in a Mario-64 Bowser-ish fashion and swipe at his tail (his weak spot) do this repeatedly and he will die.

Deathw1sh
01-08-2005, 09:09 AM
hmm thanks for the tips guys.. i'll give it another shot in a bit.. need to let my fingers rest

doorknobopener
01-08-2005, 09:57 AM
Ok mabye u people are right that it's the browser thing or mabye it's the people that say it's only 1 lvl but there is alot of people saying things then there are thoose saying things differently. The biggest thing is this IT'S THE FRIGGEN' ENDING.ONE SAYS THE KING IS A CHICK AND ANOTHER PERSON SAYS THAT THE ENDING IS ''SRY BUT THE CROWN IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!''
WTF WHICH IS IT?
Another thing it looks like you just added the dragon

Deathw1sh
01-08-2005, 10:05 AM
Ok mabye u people are right that it's the browser thing or mabye it's the people that say it's only 1 lvl but there is alot of people saying things then there are thoose saying things differently. The biggest thing is this IT'S THE FRIGGEN' ENDING.ONE SAYS THE KING IS A CHICK AND ANOTHER PERSON SAYS THAT THE ENDING IS ''SRY BUT THE CROWN IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!''
WTF WHICH IS IT?
Another thing it looks like you just added the dragon
if you couldn't tell by the very first level, there are alot more than just one crown to get. :banghead:

Righteous Llama
01-08-2005, 10:11 AM
how do u make it work tehn? :insane:

Vilkata
01-08-2005, 10:13 AM
for all you ppl in this thread saying that it is only one level, quit lying :censor: ...i figured, based on what u said that this would be like a 10 second game, but ive been trying to beat it for the past 2 days :confused: . Also, can anyone tell me how to get past the Vampire level, i keep dying. pm me with tips :help:

Deathw1sh
01-08-2005, 10:17 AM
for all you ppl in this thread saying that it is only one level, quit lying :censor: ...i figured, based on what u said that this would be like a 10 second game, but ive been trying to beat it for the past 2 days :confused: . Also, can anyone tell me how to get past the Vampire level, i keep dying. pm me with tips :help:
the lesser vampire or the greater vampire? I remember the lesser one was somewhere around the 50-60th level, and the greater was around 110, to give you an idea.

Devastation
01-08-2005, 10:28 AM
On level 306, the guy from the Prince of persia games makes a guest appearance, and you and him have to fight Fluffles, the Lord of all Cats.

The best way to kill Fluffles is to give him a bath in the Bog of Eternal Stench.

Deathw1sh
01-08-2005, 10:30 AM
nice to see a fellow kentuckian.. well i don't live there anymore, but i did for 7 years

the cat thing seems a bit far fetched...

Devastation
01-08-2005, 10:40 AM
Dude, it took me an hour to beat the damn cat. By the way, the next level, you face Clifford the Big Red Hound of the Baskervilles.
If any of you haven't figured out the fact that this is all a joke, and the game has only one level, you are a fucking idiot.

MasterSplinter
01-08-2005, 10:45 AM
You guys have to be kidding me that you would fill 11 pages of this thread. It was funny at first, but my god, stop it already. And I'm not being sarcastic.

doorknobopener
01-08-2005, 11:02 AM
Ok this game is starting to sound gay.The other people who are saying stuff like I am on lvl 134 and I need to the war hammer to kill the thunder how do I get the queen's pendent or something like that.But serioulsy you guys are sayin that the prince of perisa guy is in this and you need to give a cat a bath then fight Cifferod the big red dog then this game must be gay.What's next the last boss is Magus from Chrono Trigger or Ganondorf from the LOZ series?

Deathw1sh
01-08-2005, 11:05 AM
Ok this game is starting to sound gay.The other people who are saying stuff like I am on lvl 134 and I need to the war hammer to kill the thunder how do I get the queen's pendent or something like that.But serioulsy you guys are sayin that the prince of perisa guy is in this and you need to give a cat a bath then fight Cifferod the big red dog then this game must be gay.What's next the last boss is Magus from Chrono Trigger or Ganondorf from the LOZ series?
well some of us are being honest, and some are getting carried away..

Devastation
01-08-2005, 11:06 AM
To Doorknobopener

Go and highlight my last post, the entire thing, then tell us what you see.

mike42
01-08-2005, 11:30 AM
Magus from Chrono Trigger, Prince of Perisa and Ganondorf from Zelda are side quests in this game. Giving the cat a bath is very hard to do. You need the right soap and shampoo to get it just right. Lvl 134 is one the most hardest level to master. Good Luck and have fun with my friend's game. I know people go overboard and forget the details of this game. This game is difficult to master. Ebaum has to put it on his main site next week!

LeFromage
01-08-2005, 04:29 PM
Magus from Chrono Trigger, Prince of Perisa and Ganondorf from Zelda are side quests in this game. Giving the cat a bath is very hard to do. You need the right soap and shampoo to get it just right. Lvl 134 is one the most hardest level to master. Good Luck and have fun with my friend's game. I know people go overboard and forget the details of this game. This game is difficult to master. Ebaum has to put it on his main site next week!

I'm on Level Bagillionty right now, theres a giant Richard Simmons who shoots small Gary Coleman chocolate statuettes at you. You have to suck them all into your vacuum and shoot them into Monica Lewinski's tupperware bowl in order to recieve the Grand Prize: A shiny brass crown 99 stories tall accompanied by a 12x24" document stamped with the seal of the great king JG. The original jokers done quit jokin' 12 new jokers joined

Great Seal: Amazing! (http://utterlyboring.com/archives/watchingyou-utterlyboring.com.jpg) Thanks WaySloppy for the "Seal"

Good Luck on level 4000000000000²² *Sigh* Twas fun while it lasted I suppose I enjoyed laughing at the braindead zombies that managed to hitch a short ride on the crazy train...WOOT!

jeffrok
01-08-2005, 04:30 PM
I tried beating this with the keyboard. Do I need a two button joystick to win? Everytime I get near the crown, my little guy faints. I've named him Little Fainter.

Is there a hack, or a walkthrough!?

doorknobopener
01-08-2005, 07:00 PM
U know whats cool about this game is when u finally beat it the little guy starts dancing to ''Glory Of Love''

PHDrillSergeant
01-09-2005, 02:50 AM
http://home.comcast.net/~john-schroeder/threadpics/deadThread.jpg

/Tilt/
01-09-2005, 03:38 AM
Alright, as official thread starter, Im calling for an end to the most popular flash animation thread in recent history. It seems that it was worth it because until LlamaMan reads this, he would've believed that there is a big game after what he played. Thank you noobs for being noobs and telling the truth. You all suck. Game over man, game over.

PHDrillSergeant
01-09-2005, 03:58 AM
Hell, it was fun while it lasted.

No0n3
01-09-2005, 05:29 AM
I found out something!

If you finish the game , and then listen to the whole song. And then press play again : Your little character will do 1 more step per button pressed :

Normal : Character moves 1 square per arrow button pressed
After listening to the song once : Character moves 2 squares per arrow button pressed
After listening to the song twice : Character moves 3 squares per arrow button pressed
Etc...

Try it :D
Wonder if its of any use

Deathw1sh
01-09-2005, 05:38 AM
Alright, as official thread starter, Im calling for an end to the most popular flash animation thread in recent history. It seems that it was worth it because until LlamaMan reads this, he would've believed that there is a big game after what he played. Thank you noobs for being noobs and telling the truth. You all suck. Game over man, game over.
meh... devestation threw it into the realm of unbelievability... the noobs were eating it up for the most part, very few of them, if any, outright said we're all lying

doorknobopener
01-09-2005, 07:52 AM
Wel,l I feel like a jackass

EyePatch
01-10-2005, 07:20 AM
get ready for another mind-numbing thread like this when the 2nd quest of the series comes out, Quest for the Ruby Emerald! It's sure to be a more exensive game, with 50+ new items, over 100 new monsters and 500+ new fully detailed dungeons. A new crafting system so you can make your own weapons and armor with the materials you recovered from fallen enemies!!

Chief Lemnukome
01-10-2005, 11:08 PM
I got to floor 39, room 5. the one on the right, not left. Then a man eating plant popped out of nowhere and ate me. I hate this game :mad:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....man I luv this, holy shit

but seriously AVOID THE DRUIDS, they'll run off when your fighting the ogre king (who is hard enough WITH them) leaving you, great graphics though

3 hours and counting! I think i can do it though! :lol:

Devastation
01-11-2005, 01:33 AM
Yay!! I killed the thread!! Sorry /Tilt/, but they were just eating it up, and I felt sorry for them, especially Righteous Llama, he actually sat there and waited for two hours for a play button.

And besides, I thought Fluffles the cat was believable, I mean, it's a comedic game making fun of RPG's.

Righteous Llama
01-11-2005, 09:34 AM
Yay!! I killed the thread!! Sorry /Tilt/, but they were just eating it up, and I felt sorry for them, especially Righteous Llama, he actually sat there and waited for two hours for a play button.

And besides, I thought Fluffles the cat was believable, I mean, it's a comedic game making fun of RPG's.

lol i felt like an idiot cause i got so many pms after that telling me its not real :)
but after wards i tried to prove people wrong and that its fake :wtf:

Mr. Danny
01-11-2005, 01:35 PM
Haha? :sleeping: No seriously, it was funny. Good joke man. :shuffle:

sumgui
02-01-2005, 07:57 AM
OmG man thats the Shite.. im still waiting for Tetris: source to come out

Rob2099
02-01-2005, 05:32 PM
GAHHHH! this is my 10th time playing it, still haven't made any progress. Anyone have any hints?

My friend i say keep trying! :cool:

metalhead666
02-01-2005, 06:08 PM
im stuck on level 387 how the fuck do i slay teh blue dragon and defeat the amulate??

b1oHa2aRd
02-01-2005, 06:09 PM
omfg. someone i need help on lvl 8. how do i get past the man-eating plants and defeat the wizard without walking in the lava? i fucking tried 3,000 fucking times. i even read the strategy guides. i cannot beat this game. i quit.

LeFromage
02-01-2005, 08:58 PM
Omfg, Doc or FE or someone close this pleeeease...

sumgui, revived a perfectly ended dead thread... :banghead:

Why Kani--God...Must there be illogical posters...WHY!?

BurritoClock
02-01-2005, 09:50 PM
All those who said they beat it have got to be lying! I have been stuck on level 6 for like 2 hours now! I have placed to ruby and diamond emblems into the statue, but how do I keep the trap door on the stairs from triggering? Anyone know?!?!? Please????

Manhoe
02-01-2005, 10:27 PM
ter is onli 1 lvl

VegitoSSJ4
02-01-2005, 10:53 PM
please kill this thread kanism-FE-or another mod someone please....

Schizophrenic
02-01-2005, 11:08 PM
please kill this thread kanism-FE-or another mod someone please....
Buddy, you just brought this thread back to life. You couldv'e let it die, so your post is doing exactly the opposite of what you want it to do. Hats off to you







God you're a dumbass, you're even more of a dumbass if you highlight every post to see if there's any white text. Ha! Joking . . .

skater910
02-02-2005, 12:17 AM
ter is onli 1 lvl

useng bad gramer is erally anoyeng

But seriously, you should read the first three pages if you have trouble with the game. And if you didn't realize we were kidding by then, you are a jackass.

Vilkata
02-02-2005, 12:22 AM
sweet jesus, could u people just stop adding to this thread, it was funny for the first 5 pages, but good god this is stupid now.

born_to_lose
02-02-2005, 04:31 PM
they have to make more games like that, damn it was hard :eek:

HellsBells
02-03-2005, 04:40 PM
sweet jesus, could u people just stop adding to this thread, it was funny for the first 5 pages, but good god this is stupid now.
Only when you tell me how to beat the boss on level 59 :banghead:

Vilkata
02-03-2005, 04:42 PM
Only when you tell me how to beat the boss on level 59 :banghead:
that was on page 3....just take the Blade of Varmoth, get Trendor the Wizard to fire enchant it. god, do i have to repeat everything?

HellsBells
02-03-2005, 04:43 PM
that was on page 3....just take the Blade of Varmoth, get Trendor the Wizard to fire enchant it. god, do i have to repeat everything?
He says I need a key of some sort...

Vilkata
02-03-2005, 04:47 PM
the key of Selmor....didnt you get that on level 11?

HellsBells
02-03-2005, 04:51 PM
the key of Selmor....didnt you get that on level 11?
I couldn't afford it...Oh no, and the purple dragon destroyed the tunnel behind me...does this mean I have to start over?!?

Vilkata
02-03-2005, 04:56 PM
no, theres a pickaxe in the 3rd cave to the left, you just have to beat the Chimera, hes not too tough, so that shouldnt be a prob, and use the pickaxe to dig ur way out, and get that key.

HellsBells
02-03-2005, 05:02 PM
Will do, that key is mine!

FATa|
02-03-2005, 05:31 PM
Will do, that key is mine!
everyone dance to the 200th post! yay :bang: :bang: :bow: In comemoration if this occasion, someone post a screenie of lvl 200 (if it goes up to 200, i havent completed it yet, if not post lvl 20 instead). Iwould but I dont have the skills to make it that far, and in any case I have no where to host images...



:thud:

me after level 34 (2nd stage, before save point; i was so pissed off)

Manhoe
02-03-2005, 05:39 PM
omfg its only 1 lvl

Vilkata
02-03-2005, 05:43 PM
no its not, you gotta beat the Goblin Lord, and then you get the portal to the Sacril Lowlands.

TurbulenceXM
02-03-2005, 08:48 PM
Greatest thread on the flash forum ever. :bang:

LeFromage
02-03-2005, 11:34 PM
Greatest thread on the flash forum ever. :bang:

Nah...You've gotta be forgetting JasmineRain

nubbY
02-04-2005, 12:32 AM
best
thread
ever

i posted on this like 3 months ago and its still going

btw....google for the trainer for this game. it makes it alot easier. there's an infinite magic and infinite gold setting (f2 and f3 i believe).

HellsBells
02-04-2005, 08:27 PM
omfg its only 1 lvl
Thats good. Tell yourself that, and maybe it will be easier to beat.

3Diablo7
02-04-2005, 10:46 PM
Im done with the game in like a sec but is the game over after the credits???? Because it said the credits and then I turned it off

talibantyler
02-05-2005, 02:59 AM
omg you guys are stupid i beat it on the first lvl like 2 sec like dog said!
14 pages and still talkin bout this wow.... :banghead:

The Red Dwarf
02-05-2005, 03:17 AM
Man has some one killed the Death Knight yet? frigg I cant seem to find out how to kill the smeg head!

ZachS
02-05-2005, 04:43 PM
Ummm... nice....? I beat it in 3 seconds :D:D:D, the credits took alot longer to watch!

Schizophrenic
02-05-2005, 04:53 PM
Thanks for bringing this thread back from the dead. Now rejoice for the loathing you are sure to receive.

who he
02-05-2005, 05:05 PM
yeah i beat it in 3 seconds :cool:

Kool-Aid
02-06-2005, 11:50 PM
must be a glitch because it only took me like 3 seconds as well and then the credits roll

talibantyler
02-07-2005, 01:56 AM
these people just wont give up holy Hell lol i know its not a glitch

King Tubbs
02-09-2005, 06:07 AM
OK I'm gonna end this discussion once and for all!!!

I GUARANTEE everyone thats we're not faking it this game has so many levels its impossible to beat!!

I've been playing this for weeks now, I got to Level 5,112, stole the treasure from Ginkgongbongs, wiped out the Mizmazogs, took control of Blipbork village, killed Gandalf, took the ring, then the Britney Spears robot attacks you with her false titties, the OrenthalJamesMan tries to stab you with a knife, you have to shoot George Bush with the Thesarausonator and have sex with the Condoleeza Rice clone but I got killed by the Michael Jackson cyborg, it molested me to death!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Vilkata
02-09-2005, 08:01 PM
OK I'm gonna end this discussion once and for all!!!

I GUARANTEE everyone thats we're not faking it this game has so many levels its impossible to beat!!

I've been playing this for weeks now, I got to Level 5,112, stole the treasure from Ginkgongbongs, wiped out the Mizmazogs, took control of Blipbork village, killed Gandalf, took the ring, then the Britney Spears robot attacks you with her false titties, the OrenthalJamesMan tries to stab you with a knife, you have to shoot George Bush with the Thesarausonator and have sex with the Condoleeza Rice clone but I got killed by the Michael Jackson cyborg, it molested me to death!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
thanx a whole lot man...now i know what 2 expect. i figured it would end after these homo goblins, but now i might as well not even play anymore, now that i know whats coming up. thanks a whole lot

talibantyler
02-10-2005, 10:48 PM
dude then thats one big glitch for me.....

TurbulenceXM
02-11-2005, 03:42 PM
OK I'm gonna end this discussion once and for all!!!

I GUARANTEE everyone thats we're not faking it this game has so many levels its impossible to beat!!

I've been playing this for weeks now, I got to Level 5,112, stole the treasure from Ginkgongbongs, wiped out the Mizmazogs, took control of Blipbork village, killed Gandalf, took the ring, then the Britney Spears robot attacks you with her false titties, the OrenthalJamesMan tries to stab you with a knife, you have to shoot George Bush with the Thesarausonator and have sex with the Condoleeza Rice clone but I got killed by the Michael Jackson cyborg, it molested me to death!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I just almos died laughing from reading this post

Darkslide632
02-13-2005, 01:27 PM
OK, I am stuck in the sewers too. I killed all the little guys, but I can't figure out how to get to the master thief guy. I tried running up to the edge of the water or whatever, but I still can't hit him and he hits me with the poisoned arrows just like that other guy said.

Click for a Picture (http://hatredalive.com/nicks/qftc1.jpg)

I know someone said he was weak against crondian weapons with a thunder upgrade, but I only have a fire upgrade. Does anyone know if I NEED a thunder upgrade?

I think it's pretty obvious that King Tubbs is lying... haha, loser. Probably couldn't even get past the 2nd stage.

Edit: Ahh, I'm an idiot, I found it. There is a switch in the pile of skulls(?) in the corner I guess.

Picture #2 (http://hatredalive.com/nicks/qftc2.jpg)

Zealing-Vengnce
02-13-2005, 01:35 PM
FUCK, not this thread again...who ever revived it shall burn in hell :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

King Tubbs
02-13-2005, 03:20 PM
I think it's pretty obvious that King Tubbs is lying....



I mentioned being on level 5,112 and getting attacked by Britney Spears titties and being stabbed by OJ, dya think Einstein???

Fuck Sherlock & Lt Columbo, this guys a genuis!!!!

ScottPurcell
02-13-2005, 05:05 PM
I am so confused someone said somethign on the first page i have the same thing.. i see a crown in front ofme, i grab it and i win.

YouBotherMe
02-14-2005, 12:51 AM
I joined soley to comment on the intricate details of this game, wonderful graphics, and it took such brain power to beat it... took me a verrry long time mind you..

Righteous Llama
02-16-2005, 02:21 AM
why are people still keeping this up? :help:
if you believe this or your still trying to persuade other that its real your a fucking moron
oh yea, those pics are fake too, even i could make one, tho the 'game' is down at the moment.......

CaToX
02-17-2005, 02:43 AM
its down. :/

/Tilt/
02-19-2005, 11:31 PM
why are people still keeping this up? :help:
Yeah I definately officially ended it a while ago. If a mod wants to close this it wouldn't be out of line.