Boring

[GOD]

This place is too damn boring...BORING..... Boring...

[GOD]

I am so Bored

I think I'll go to Wal-Mart and practice my anti-boredom list...

"THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART WHILE YOUR FRIENDS/FAMILY TAKE THEIR OWN SWEET TIME"

1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I
think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

5. Put some M&M's on lay away.

6. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only
invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why
won't you people leave me alone."

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'

11. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti-depressants are.

12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go to the fitting room and yell real loud....."Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!"

[Pretty_Kitty]

those are fun to do... I've done some of them when I was younger

[proff sphincter]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by GOD
[B]I am so Bored

I think I'll go to Wal-Mart and practice my anti-boredom list...

"THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART WHILE YOUR FRIENDS/FAMILY TAKE THEIR OWN SWEET TIME"

1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.[QUOTE]



and the weird thing is bro, i know you have done that at least once, ya mad fucker!

[GOD]

Who..... Me?

[Timebomb]

10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'
Bua ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! My sides hurt.You do that too??!! I agree this place needs to liven up.I just got my girlfried to register becuase she was bored with ogrish.com's forum.I think its the new forum color that really puts me to sleep.Can we have new color ebaum?

[God666]

Hey heard of some of those before but those are still good. I work at a Walgreens and tried at least one of those out before it's good stuff. Keep it up. :D

[fawn]

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"


My favorite..... LOL

[Pretty_Kitty]

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

I did this all the time when I was 5... I was such a little devil...

[deermaster]

You did that all the time, huh? When you were 5? Did your parents work at WAL-MART? Or did you just always happen to find yourself in WAL-MART with a glass of orange juice when you were 5?
You weren't such a little devil, you're just full of shit.

[Pretty_Kitty]

Ok ok... it wasn't orange juice per say... it was orange soda.

[TOOL illusion]

oh GOD those were soo fummy I lmao!


whoa, i totally yelled out GOD's name....oh, it's been so long sincee I've done that..

[GOD]

Originally posted by TOOL_illusion
oh GOD those were soo fummy I lmao!


whoa, i totally yelled out GOD's name....oh, it's been so long sincee I've done that..


Do it more often.... it has a calming release about it.

[GOD]

Originally posted by deermaster
You did that all the time, huh? When you were 5? Did your parents work at WAL-MART? Or did you just always happen to find yourself in WAL-MART with a glass of orange juice when you were 5?
You weren't such a little devil, you're just full of shit.



It is a real pity how jealous you are of others who know how to socially interact. You are really such a loser.

[gibridehome]

ahhh-men

[TOOL illusion]

Originally posted by GOD
Do it more often.... it has a calming release about it.

Tell me about it!

PS clean out ur PM box so I can send u some more, GOD

[satin]

i think that everone should try to liven thing up alot more around here ill start

fuck you fanw
fuck you tool
fuck you deermaster
fuck you timebomb
fuck you miss timebomb
fuck you god
fuck you dozzi
fuck you newmansowni
fuck you gibridenome
fuck you god666
fuck you all ur base
fuck you chris 78660
fuck you everone else whose name i do not remmember or and to lazy to find

[Kanism]

Originally posted by TOOL_illusion
whoa, i totally yelled out GOD's name....oh, it's been so long sincee I've done that..

that's because you live in Florida and I live in Texas ;)

[gibridehome]

Originally posted by satin
i think that everone should try to liven thing up alot more around here ill start

fuck you fanw
fuck you tool
fuck you deermaster
fuck you timebomb
fuck you miss timebomb
fuck you god
fuck you dozzi
fuck you newmansowni
fuck you gibridenome
fuck you god666
fuck you all ur base
fuck you chris 78660
fuck you everone else whose name i do not remmember or and to lazy to find


have you noticed with all of his posts fawn comes first (when hes listing screen names) wat you hold her higher than me ?

[satin]

yes as a matter of fawn i mean fact i do hold fawn higher that you thank you fawn i mean for your time

[Timebomb]

Fuck you too (http://www.tm001d6792.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/attack10.jpg) satin.Oh btw your name is a little fruity (http://www.tm001d6792.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/hom60.gif)

[gibridehome]

ahhh its donkey.. the return of donkey.... i bet its not really donkey

[fawn]

Originally posted by satin
yes as a matter of fawn i mean fact i do hold fawn higher that you thank you fawn i mean for your time

I guess I should take a bow or something... I feel flattered.

[GOD]

Originally posted by satin
i think that everone should try to liven thing up alot more around here ill start

fuck you fanw
fuck you tool
fuck you deermaster
fuck you timebomb
fuck you miss timebomb
fuck you god
fuck you dozzi
fuck you newmansowni
fuck you gibridenome
fuck you god666
fuck you all ur base
fuck you chris 78660
fuck you everone else whose name i do not remmember or and to lazy to find


Well fuck you too satin... Oh by the way, that's Mr GOD to you.

[GOD]

Originally posted by TOOL_illusion
Tell me about it!

PS clean out ur PM box so I can send u some more, GOD

Absodamnlutely sweet pea. Hey, pass me some of them thar taters... and some gravy.

[Cheat]

Originally posted by GOD

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"



I did that in school a few times... every1 looked at me like i was crazy...

[GOD]

Originally posted by Cheat
I did that in school a few times... every1 looked at me like i was crazy...


They were really just jealous.

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

GOD --- I have done EVERY single one of those things you listed --- I get bored easily and I like to make an ass outta muhself in public --- I tried the M&M one and they made me take them back to the front and then there are a few that I have read on a site and done ----

--- Go to the Lawn furniture department and sit down when people walk by or through the lawn furniture scream "GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN" (I got lots of dirty looks on that one!)

And then there was some I have done in a bathroom

--- Stick a mirror under the stall to where you can see the person sitting next to you and say "Peek-a-BOO!"

--- Fill a balloon with cream of corn and make puking sounds while squeezing the balloon all over the floor.

--- "Hmmm Humus --- That reminds me of HUMUS!"

---- Drop a marble and scream "OH NO MY GLASS EYE!"

--- Put Peanut butter on some toilet butter and drop it under the stall and ask someone to hand that piece of toilet paper back to you.

--- Drop something in the toilet that makes a loud sound and make a relaxed sound.

--- Scream loudly "EWWW I dont remember eating that!"

THat is all I can remember --- But I have done most of those --- I love the dirty/weird looks I get!

[sk8punkrok]

HOLD UP

You need to list theese next time:

•If your wal-mart has a electronics department with the things you can test out music on with speakers not headphones scan all of the little kids music and start headbanging.

•Put a pack of condoms on layaway

•ask people to ride the little kids 25/50 cent rides with you and if they dont run away crying and if they give you the money run off laughing

[disturbed]

or you could... Buy a Jack-In-The-Box. Every day, turn the handle until the clown pops out. Scream continuously for ten minutes. for more go to [URL=http://members.tripod.com/pc_jokes/echo7.htm]

[fawn]

--- Go to the Lawn furniture department and sit down when people walk by or through the lawn furniture scream "GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN" (I got lots of dirty looks on that one!)



I like this one. Gotta try that one out.

Here is a favorite of mine. I like to go to the hemoroid medication section with a friend, compare hemoroid medication brands loudly and then ask when people are near by, "Do you think this will stop the fucking bleeding...? Use a worried concerned voice when doing this.

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

ROFL THAT IS A GOOD ONE ASS CANDY --- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA --- I AM DEFFINATELY DEFFINATELY GONNA HAVE TO TRY THAT ONE! Sorry bout the Caps --- Button got stuck!

[fawn]

That crazy button!

Fuck I am glad it is Friday even if I have to work Sat.

[chris_78660]

i hear ya......i need a couple days off to let my mind catch up. what is everyones plans for this week end? drink and be merry ;)

[disturbed]

i dont have a job.......i have slaves, they are my bitches

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Well I am lucky!!! I havent worked all this week --- and I have today tomorrow and sunday off --- Plans for the weekend?!? Well tonight I am going out with some friends and then Tomorrow is muh birthdaty!!! Big 18 woo hoo --- I am gonna go get muh tongue done and some other things --- Cause I am cool like that;)

[Kanism]

Originally posted by chris_78660
i hear ya......i need a couple days off to let my mind catch up. what is everyones plans for this week end? drink and be merry ;)

my weekends usually run Thursday - Sunday...but, my po ass recently decided to help a friend run her start up biz...so, no mo days off for awhile

[AllUrBase]

i have the Anarchist cookbook and theres a section called "how to terrorize Wal Mart" in it. I dont have it right now but when i do, i will put in what it says. all I remember is saying to turn the volume all the way up and set the radio alarm for 10 minutes and then walk away..i would have taken the volume knob off and duct taped the plug into the wall

[acoma33]

This post by god is funny. The wal-mart where I live is full of mullet wearing people. So some of that list would be funny to do to the mullet lovers and the old folks.

[AllUrBase]

hahahah yeah a bunch of cheap hicks with mullets out to buy 6 packs of beer

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by AllUrBase
hahahah yeah a bunch of cheap hicks with mullets out to buy 6 packs of beer

If it's Milwaukee's best....aka "the beast".........count me in!!