Indian pranks calls ,... anybody got any?...

[LAzoo]

i'm lookin for indian prank calls like kerpal, or pranksters callin up indian/paki dudes ,...
anyone got any shit like that?..
thanx inadvance

[hinga dinga]

well, i am indian, but i haven't heard any that are good except for "you kicked my dog" but i will look

[LAzoo]

thanx man.
its much appreciated ;)