What's The Advantages of Being Chubby

[Drtyrock]

Chubby:
>I was told that when your chubby you stay warm...always
>Also my teacher says that chubby could survive in the desert without food longer
>Make THE best canonball splashes
>Generally happier ppl cause they arn't starving themselves
>Know about computer more than me...
>Can always cook good and show you knew foods
>You always know they're home when you need them
>There are clothes store dedicated to there size

I wish i was chubby...but my metabolizm iz too fast

[paINTbaLLA472]

you dont get hurt as much when your in a fight...

[reigenborn]

They are harder to kidnap.

[Ace Hippie]

Depending on how chubby you mean, some girls/guys like their significant other to not be a stick.

You can eat more without getting dirty looks about the amount you are eating

[spydermonkie]

*It takes you longer to starve..I think that's good...
*In a hurricane you're harder to blow over
*You're cuddly
*When you bump into people you don't have to say you're sorry

[Avo]

**you can roll on the floor and knock over innocent pedestrians as if they were bolling pins**

**If your lucky, you'll have a group of fat friends at school, and they will be your only Fat Friends through out the year**

[gUy]

Chubby:
>I was told that when your chubby you stay warm...always
>Also my teacher says that chubby could survive in the desert without food longer
>Make THE best canonball splashes
>Generally happier ppl cause they arn't starving themselves
>Know about computer more than me...
>Can always cook good and show you knew foods
>You always know they're home when you need them
>There are clothes store dedicated to there size

I wish i was chubby...but my metabolizm iz too fast


possibly the best reason to be fat.

They're good at fighting, not running.

[brainkandy87]

**They tend to make a flapping sound when raped in prison.

[Drtyrock]

*When you bump into people you don't have to say you're sorry

Ah HA...so the truth comes out...i knew it all along!

[UltimateFIEND78]

Chubby:
>I was told that when your chubby you stay warm...always
>Also my teacher says that chubby could survive in the desert without food longer
>Make THE best canonball splashes
>Generally happier ppl cause they arn't starving themselves
>Know about computer more than me...
>Can always cook good and show you knew foods
>You always know they're home when you need them
>There are clothes store dedicated to there size

I wish i was chubby...but my metabolizm iz too fast

Except for that part, you got everything covered.

[Bullet]

-Usually get electrical wheelchairs when they grow up, and shit like that
-Will know where everything is*in their house*
-Will know the # to every fast food delivery
-Will probably get a big tv, and good computer
-They will eat the food if it's hot or cold
-Can sue McDonalds

[Trickee]

a disadvantage would be that you get banned from forums *cough*Remote*cough*

[anjroo11688]

Girls hug you when it's cold outside because they think you'd keep them warm.

[spydermonkie]

*You always get the big slice of cake because people expect you to eat that piece.
*You're always finding "treasure" in your fat rolls..it's like your body is a board game!
*Falling over becomes a fun experience..kinda like a rollercoaster.
*No one expects you to do work that's too hard (and by that I mean anything that involves outside work ;) )
*People in stores will always offer you free samples of food
...my mind is a blank now :shuffle:

[PsiRedEye22]

Chubby = (Cushion x Pushin'^2)

[Dual]

1. You can blend in with the rest of Philly.
2. If you're a chick, you can wear tight booty skirts on purpose to piss me off.

[YouEnjoyMyself]

It takes more beer to get you drunk, which for some reason kids think is cool.


I just love staying warm. I never wear a jacket... and I love rocking shorts in the cold.

[b0ondocksa1nts]

Being fat opens up a new horizon of jokes that you can make. Same with being black, filthy, or even having 1 testicle in some cases.

[Skizla]

They are harder to kidnap.
Very true... you never see some guy on the news after being rescued from a kidnapping and hear him say "I was held hostage for 7 months and I lost 175 pounds. I feel good, I look good, and I learned self-discipline... that's the important thing..."

[UltimateFIEND78]

Chicks cuddle with you for warmth. Damn I feel like a pimp when that happens. :cool:

[Madness]

Right now, I am teh cool.

[Kazimierz]

Chicks cuddle with you for warmth. Damn I feel like a pimp when that happens. :cool:

But they don't have sex with you.

[Yeti Patrol]

You can smuggle drugs in your fat folds and 4th chin.

[Dwn.Wth.Vwls]

You can smuggle drugs in your fat folds and 4th chin.

I tend to put it in my 5th chin, this way, i have enough room to fit my sandwiches before i get to the drugs so im not so tempted as to use them.

[lorddraco67]

Doesnt hurt as much as you are skinny when you get hit by a car.
You can barely break your bones.
If somebody pushed you out of the way you would fall on top of them.

[FatalAttraction]

if your goalie then you don't have to move one bit and you'll be the hero on ur team

[YouEnjoyMyself]

if your goalie then you don't have to move one bit and you'll be the hero on ur team


True in a way.

I was a lacrosse goalie....I took more body shots then you could believe.

My coach thought I was the toughest man alive :bang:

[b0ondocksa1nts]

My coach thought I was the toughest man alive :bang:
Well I guess the jokes on him, little did he know Matt stopped feeling pain after 2 years of cocaine use. HA!

[YouEnjoyMyself]

Well I guess the jokes on him, little did he know Matt stopped feeling pain after 2 years of cocaine use. HA!


I only did blow once!

I just have a high tolerance for pain :cool: :bang:

[Vide0]

They are harder to kidnap.
Lmao, that was a good point.

[Bubba-E]

Chubby:
>I was told that when your chubby you stay warm...always
>Also my teacher says that chubby could survive in the desert without food longer
>Make THE best canonball splashes
>Generally happier ppl cause they arn't starving themselves
>Know about computer more than me...
>Can always cook good and show you knew foods
>You always know they're home when you need them
>There are clothes store dedicated to there size

I wish i was chubby...but my metabolizm iz too fast

I am beyond chubby. And I love it when people hate me for it.

[SpaceBot]

You can walk around in a hurricane.

During sex you will almost always be on the bottom requiring you to do less work.

You take bigger shits

If you put on rollerskates at a party your instantly the life of the party.

All of these almost make up for the fact that when someone farts your always gonna be blamed for it.

[sweetness]

be the best on the wrestling team

[Drtyrock]

be the best on the wrestling team

hmm...i dont think that one's true i've seen many fat school wrestlers get owned

[sweetness]

be the best at wrestling
can eat peoples leftovers
can dominate on the football team(as a line man)

[SpaceBot]

hmm...i dont think that one's true i've seen many fat school wrestlers get ownedI went to a wrestling tournament to get out of class back in highschool and it was one of the gayest things ever. A bunch of guys in spandex letting out their homosexual frustrations on some other dudes in spandex, is not what I call entertaining....But alas there was this fat kid who was wrestling this dude smaller than him, and the nonfat kid took the fat kids face and slammed it on the mat breaking his snout. Blood started spraying everywhere yet they continued wrestling, and finally after they were both covered in blood the referee stopped the match. It was pretty sweet.........seeing blood and seeing a fat kid in spandex.

[.LostPelican.]

You know that expression "If your friends juped off a bridge, would you do it too?"

Well, hell yea, if I land on the body of a fat kid :bang:

[poopchow]

If you are happy girls will talk to you because your jolly.
You can make jokes about how attractive skinny people are.
People expect less of you.
You can fart and people will say "oh you"
Being stinky isnt as disgusting being fat than thin.
Dimples
You could probably fuck yourself.

[BlueMind]

My friends 6'4 and around 300 pounds. He's chubby and just fucking big. He does part-time construction work. You'd have to be out of your mind to fuck with him.