Michael Jackson Jokes!

[Shiggity Shwa]

Put all the michael Jackson jokes you know on here. I'll start with a few.

Why did Michael Jackson go to K-Mart?

Boys pants were half off!

What time is bedtime in neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Knock Knock
Who's there
Little boy Blue
Little boy blue who?
Little boy blue Michael Jackson!

:lol:

[king_abz]

wat do MJ and a ps2 have in common, theyre both plastic and little boys turn them on

[PunKMonKeY]

What do you call michael jackson in a room full of little boys?

SLUMBER PARTY

[KakUMei]

wat do MJ and a ps2 have in common, theyre both plastic and little boys turn them on
no no no.. its

Q: What's the difference between MJ and a grocery bag?

A: One is made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with and the other holds groceries.

[Prince_Vegeta]

It was odd that Jacko only dangled that baby over the balcony.... normally he just tosses it off!! :D

[EeekiE]

What's the difference between Michael Jackson, and Niel Armstrong???







Niel Armstrong went to the moon, and Michael Jackson buggers children.

[Schizophrenic]

This one is old, but I haven't seen it here, so here goes. . .

1st: What do Michael Jackson and McDonalds both have in common?



They both like to stick their meat in 13 year old buns


2nd: America, the only place a black boy can grow up to be a white woman

[Oatsey]

Wats the difference between a Jockey and MJ

Jockeys have a license to ride two year olds

[DreadPirateWes]

I heard this one from a Carrot Top concert in 1995. Shaddup! They were free tickets.

What did the mother say to Michael Jackson while she was at the beach?

Hey, you're in my sun.

You folks have some sick and funny jokes. I like 'em! More more more please!

[tophizzle]

Why does michael jackson like twenty eight year olds

Because theres twenty of them!