Gay/ Lesbian jokes here.

[James Bond 007]

I am not a homophobe or anything but I have seen threads dedicated to racism and polotics but not a sexuality one.
Anyway I will start the ball rolling

What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers???
Well hung

[gigatonblast]

What do gay guys call hemroids ?

Speed Bumps.

[Viva Italia]

Q: How do you get 4 gay guys to sit on a stool?
A: Turn it upside-down

[Tazer]

Okay, What Do You Call A Lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalottapus!

How Can You Tell That A Closet Lesbian Just Had Sex?
Her Pacifier Is Still Vibrating

[PSYCHOmaniac!@#]

what do u call a gay guy in a wheelchair

roll-AIDS

whats a good pickup line in a gay bar

may i push in ur stool

[PunKMonKeY]

Why was william wallace a good general?

Because he liked to get his armies to circle around back and drive deep into the rears of the opposition.

[ziktaar]

Four good friends, all men, decide to go golfing one day. One of the men hangs back to go get a drink of water from the water fountain, leaving the other three alone on a bench. Bored, they start talking about their children, which leads one man to say, "My son is an extremely successful builder. In fact, two years ago, he was able to give a new home to a friend as a gift."

Another of the men nods, then says, "That's impressive, but MY son is so successful at his auto dealership that he was able to give a Lamborghini to a friend as a gift a year ago."

The final man grins, "Well, that's good and all, but my son is an engineer, and about a half a year ago he gave a friend two private jets as a gift!"

The talking continued, and eventually the fourth man came back from the water fountain. "We were just talking about how successful our sons are," said one of the men.

The fourth man sighed. "Well, I'm not too proud of what my son has become. He's been a hair dresser for two years, and we just recently found out he's gay."

The other three men gasped in horror at this.

"...But, I guess he's pretty good at what he does," continued the fourth man, "because his last three boyfriends have given him a house, a sports-car and TWO private jets."

Yeah, that was long, but I figured what the fuck? :cool:

[vimm]

what do you call 3 gay men sleeping in a sleeping bag?


a fruit roll up!

[123man]

What do you call a gay man eating peanuts at a circus while watching the clowns?

A fag! :lol:

[James Bond 007]

What do you call a gay man eating peanuts at a circus while watching the clowns?

A fag! :lol:
Dont know why but that made me laugh even though it wasnt that funny. :lol:

What do you call a middle eastern Lesbian???
Mingeater. :lol:

kinda like:

What do you call a frigid pakkistani girl???
Dicktease

[Tazer]

How do you keep a lesbian from laughing
Take away her French Tickler

How do you keep a lesbian laughing
give her a Frenchman Sized Vibrator


How can you tell your best friend is a gay
When he tries to sit in your lap more than your girlfriend does

How can you tell that your girlfriend is gay
When you see her under the cheerleader's table

(True ones BTW. Some of my friends told me to post those)

[Devastation]

What do you get when you have 2 or more lesbians, handcuffs, and a tub of popcorn.

Dinner and a movie.