Mildy entertaining ebay listing ^_^

[maiku1]

I made this little listing on ebay & thought it would be fun to share with everyone:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2228&item=4518113954&rd=1

if the link doesn't work, search under the item#: 4518113954.

P.S.
My first post! w00t!! but definitely not my last!

P.P.S.
Let me know if you can find any other uses for... y'know

[Frostdaddy]

Why is that funny?

[pikey21]

lol i bet someone wold buy it

[PSYCHOmaniac!@#]

in the words of frostdaddyWhy is that funny?

my brain hurts now

[MforceOFdeath]

are you just trying to advertise your auction? I would say yes if I were you just so my sense of humor would not be made fun of. "one word... paper airplane... ok mayb thats two" (??????) :wtf:

[Devastation]

I'm gonna sell my toenail clippings on eBay, I bet some fucking idiot would buy them.

[biscuit]

list them as 2pac's tonail clippings.


millions... no no... thousands..

[DarkCat]

You have to look down a bit at what he typed for the description, I had to register just to point that out to you people :insane:

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Books have many uses! When not being read, Books can be used:
as a weapon.

In the event of a water landing, this book may be used as a floatation device.

When you run out of bread, you can rip a couple pages out & stick some bologna between the bologna thats written on the pages.

You can cut them into little pieces & throw them at the neighborhood kids as they walk by you house after a long day of nothing.

Not only can you read it. After a long, strenuous day of reading you can rip out the pages & use them to absorb all that sweat.

Use to pick up that dead cockroach that you smashed like a week ago on the floor that you continually look at but do nothing about...

cut pieces of paper & use them to cover those unsightly photos of your relatives that you no longer talk to.

print massive paper fliers about saving the trees & post them on all the trees you see.

one word..... paper airplanes..... okay... maybe it was two words... :=P

use them to wrap up cds & dvds as you transport them around you bag.

Prevents scratches & even makes random crumple designs you can use to impress that special someone.

use them to hide your face in class while you nap.... also absorbs drool better then downey... the quicker picker upper!

file them in your room to make you look smart.... or at least.... literate.
stack them up to block other peoples view when watching tv.

cut a square in the middle of the book to reveal a hidden compartment for ...
i dont' know..... weed?!! or maybe the square building block you kept since you were a baby.

use the books to block that collection of adult magazines that you swear you read "only for the articles."

one word....bonfire... is that one word? :=)

use the book to irritate everyone in the library by slamming it closed every... lets say... 2.4 seconds? :=)

you can ever use it to save peoples lives by sticking in their mouth when they have a seize to keep them from swallowing their tongue. :=P

[sedriss]

Yeah. We got it. Still not funny.
(im too lazy to find a GTFO pic.)

[biscuit]

Yes we read that too.


well , he did say MILDLY entertaining.

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I'm sad I only have two thumbs and can't give this thread more thumbs down.