joke

[davido]

A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and
reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't
know which one to get so she just grabs one and
goes over to the counter. A Wal-Mart associate
is standing there wearing dark shades.
She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me
anything about this rod and reel?" He says,
"Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll
drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything
you need to know about it from the sound it
makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on
the counter anyway.
He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite
rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line.
It's a good all around combination; and it's on
sale this week for only $20.00."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all
that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter.
I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit
card drops on the floor." Oh, that sounds like a
Visa card," he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally
breaks wind. At first she is really embarrassed,
but then realizes there is no way the blind
clerk could tell it was she who farted. Being blind,
he wouldn't know that she was only person around.
The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be
$34.50 please." The woman is totally confused by
this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was on sale
for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is
$20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the
Catfish Bait is $3.50."

[Frostdaddy]

A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and
reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't
know which one to get so she just grabs one and
goes over to the counter. A Wal-Mart associate
is standing there wearing dark shades.
She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me
anything about this rod and reel?" He says,
"Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll
drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything
you need to know about it from the sound it
makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on
the counter anyway.
He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite
rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line.
It's a good all around combination; and it's on
sale this week for only $20.00."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all
that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter.
I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit
card drops on the floor." Oh, that sounds like a
Visa card," he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally
breaks wind. At first she is really embarrassed,
but then realizes there is no way the blind
clerk could tell it was she who farted. Being blind,
he wouldn't know that she was only person around.
The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be
$34.50 please." The woman is totally confused by
this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was on sale
for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is
$20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the
Catfish Bait is $3.50."
Not bad. I liked it.

[callmejulio]

A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and
reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't
know which one to get so she just grabs one and
goes over to the counter. A Wal-Mart associate
is standing there wearing dark shades.
She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me
anything about this rod and reel?" He says,
"Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll
drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything
you need to know about it from the sound it
makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on
the counter anyway.
He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite
rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line.
It's a good all around combination; and it's on
sale this week for only $20.00."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all
that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter.
I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit
card drops on the floor." Oh, that sounds like a
Visa card," he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally
breaks wind. At first she is really embarrassed,
but then realizes there is no way the blind
clerk could tell it was she who farted. Being blind,
he wouldn't know that she was only person around.
The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be
$34.50 please." The woman is totally confused by
this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was on sale
for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is
$20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the
Catfish Bait is $3.50."

I didn't like it but I'm quoting the whole thing anyways because it seems like the cool thing to do.

[Devastation]

That was funny, naming your thread "joke." Because it's a joke and it's in the Jokes and Humor section. HAHAHAHAHA

[Chocotaco]

That was funny, naming your thread "joke." Because it's a joke and it's in the Jokes and Humor section. HAHAHAHAHA

It was eerily clever. Most of the jokes aren't named 'joke' because they aren't good jokes.

P.S. This is what the alphabet would look like if Q and R were removed.

P.P.S Good joke.

[davido]

That was funny, naming your thread "joke." Because it's a joke and it's in the Jokes and Humor section. HAHAHAHAHA
:lol: :D :bang: :icon_rofl

[Roberto03]

i like blind man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!