GeekyXP
01-12-2005, 06:42 PM
One day a little 8 year old boy went to the local whorehouse. He walked in the room with a jar full of pennies in one hand, and a stick with a dead frong hanging from a string in the other hand. The little boy walked up to the counter and put the jar of pennies and the dead frong on the counter and said "Give me your dirtiest, slutiest, and most deseased woman you got!" The clerk looked at the boy strangely and said "Hey kid.. whats with the frog?"
"Well you see, tonight I'm gonna get laid by your dirtiest, slutiest, and most deseased whore tonight and get herpies. Then tomorrow, when my babysitter comes over, shes going to rape me, and then she will get herpies. And then when my parents get home, my father is going to give the babysitter a ride home, and then rape her, and he gets herpies. When my father gets back home, hes going to have sex with my mom and giver her the herpies. And on Monday, when my father leaves for work, my mother is gonna have sex with the mailman...and thats the fucker that ran over my frog!"
"Well you see, tonight I'm gonna get laid by your dirtiest, slutiest, and most deseased whore tonight and get herpies. Then tomorrow, when my babysitter comes over, shes going to rape me, and then she will get herpies. And then when my parents get home, my father is going to give the babysitter a ride home, and then rape her, and he gets herpies. When my father gets back home, hes going to have sex with my mom and giver her the herpies. And on Monday, when my father leaves for work, my mother is gonna have sex with the mailman...and thats the fucker that ran over my frog!"