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Viet Era Marine
01-13-2005, 04:25 AM
1. Never trust absolute statements.
2. To be or not to be! That's the answer...So what's the question?
3. Leave a legacy for mankind. Know nothing for 60 seconds.
4. If grace has touched you with the capacity to utter 3 useful things in sequence, perhaps it is time to take a break.
5. Be careful in not taking moderation to extremes.
6. If you find yourself on the road to enlightenment...STOP. You've gone too far.
7. At final auction, your personality will sell for far less than you've paid for it.
8. When you discover a Master who points the Way...don't just do something. Stand there.
9. Whatever it is, - it will pass.
10. The validity of the above principles expires at the end of this sentence.

Regards,
VEM

Devastation
01-13-2005, 09:23 AM
2. To be or not to be! That's the answer...So what's the question?
To be or not to be, that is the question.I don't quite get it VEM, was it a slip-up, or is something more sinister afoot here?

Viet Era Marine
01-13-2005, 09:35 AM
Hey Dev,

They're juxtaposition puns. Read'em again.
Enjoy!

Regards,
VEM

P.S. Check out the "Teddy Bear" thread!! OMFG!