Lamdun32
01-13-2005, 08:48 AM
Are you tired of all those sissy, Mushy "friendship"
poems that always sound good but never actually come
close to reality? Well, here is a series of
promises that really speaks to True Friendship !
1. When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and
will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard
who made you sad.
2. When you are blue, I'll try to dislodge whatever is
choking you.
3. When you smile, ..I'll know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it
every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible
stories about how much worse it could be and to quit
whining.
6. When you are confused, ...I will use little words
to explain.
7. When you are sick, ..stay away from me until you're
well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your
clumsy ass!
This is my oath, I pledge 'til the end. Why you may
ask?
Because you're my friend!
poems that always sound good but never actually come
close to reality? Well, here is a series of
promises that really speaks to True Friendship !
1. When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and
will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard
who made you sad.
2. When you are blue, I'll try to dislodge whatever is
choking you.
3. When you smile, ..I'll know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it
every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible
stories about how much worse it could be and to quit
whining.
6. When you are confused, ...I will use little words
to explain.
7. When you are sick, ..stay away from me until you're
well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your
clumsy ass!
This is my oath, I pledge 'til the end. Why you may
ask?
Because you're my friend!