Teddy Bears

[Viet Era Marine]

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end
up leaving together. They get back to his apartment and she notices that
his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.
Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor,
cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous
bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy
bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to
mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive
side.
She turns to him .. they kiss...and then they make love.
After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are
lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks
smiling, "Well, how was it?"

The guy says:
"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

Regards,
VEM

[bob991]

owned. I'd give reps but it would just be some grey boxes.

[123man]

I've heard a different version. It's the same til the end...I put *** where it changes. I find this version much funnier.

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end
up leaving together. They get back to his apartment and she notices that
his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.
Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor,
cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous
bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy
bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to
mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive
side.
She turns to him .. they kiss...and then they make love.
After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are
lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks
smiling, *** "I have to ask, what are the Teddy Bears all about?"

"Oh, each one symbolizes a woman I've slept with and then murdered."
He then slits her throat and puts a new teddy bear from his closet out in his room.

[biscuit]

I like the second one better. Its has more masturbation in it.

[DFB]

Both are funny. 

[Cool Name]

those are both funny but i like the second version more.