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speedfreek
01-13-2005, 02:14 PM
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that
one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was
twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would
regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant
view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she
was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to
me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for
me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She
told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go
ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them
down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the
front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked
straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside.

With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy
that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man
for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is: always keep your condoms in your car.

Lamdun32
01-13-2005, 02:24 PM
its on the main site, but it always makes me laugh.

Master. kirby
01-13-2005, 03:43 PM
Why do people post stuff that is on the main site?

its really spam.