Prince_Vegeta
01-16-2005, 01:42 PM
A guy walks into a bar. He sits down and is about to order when the barman stands up and announces "my horse has been pretty down lately, a free beer to anybody who can cheer him up and make him laugh". Not one to give up the chance of a free beer, the guy tells the barman "sure, I'll have a go at it".
The barman leads him outside where the horse is standing and says "o.k, go ahead, make him laugh". The guy walks upto the horse and whispers in his ear. The horse breaks out into hysterical laughter and rolls on the floor. "Wow, thats amazing" says the barman and gives the guy his well deserved free beer.
The next day, the same guy goes into the bar, however, the barman has a new challenge for a free drink. "Well, I just cant stop my horse from laughing, so I'll give 5 FREE BEERS to anyone who can stop him". "No problem" says the guy "let me go see him". So he leaves the bar and goes to see the horse.
He re-enters the bar after a few moments. The barman looks outside and sees his horse with his head in his hooves crying his eyes out. "Thats amazing"! says the barman, "but, before I give you your beers you gotta tell me how you did it"!
"Well, it was easy"! said the guy. "Yesterday, I told him my cock was bigger than his". "Oh, I see" said the barman, "so thats how you got him to laugh... how on earth did you make him cry then"?
The guy smirked and said "Well today I proved it"!
The barman leads him outside where the horse is standing and says "o.k, go ahead, make him laugh". The guy walks upto the horse and whispers in his ear. The horse breaks out into hysterical laughter and rolls on the floor. "Wow, thats amazing" says the barman and gives the guy his well deserved free beer.
The next day, the same guy goes into the bar, however, the barman has a new challenge for a free drink. "Well, I just cant stop my horse from laughing, so I'll give 5 FREE BEERS to anyone who can stop him". "No problem" says the guy "let me go see him". So he leaves the bar and goes to see the horse.
He re-enters the bar after a few moments. The barman looks outside and sees his horse with his head in his hooves crying his eyes out. "Thats amazing"! says the barman, "but, before I give you your beers you gotta tell me how you did it"!
"Well, it was easy"! said the guy. "Yesterday, I told him my cock was bigger than his". "Oh, I see" said the barman, "so thats how you got him to laugh... how on earth did you make him cry then"?
The guy smirked and said "Well today I proved it"!