How To Impress A Woman

[Viet Era Marine]

* Wine her,
* Dine her,
* Call her,
* Hug her,
* Support her,
* Hold her,
* Surprise her,
* Compliment her,
* Smile at her,
* Listen to her,
* Laugh with her,
* Cry with her,
* Romance her,
* Encourage her,
* Believe in her,
* Pray with her,
* Pray for her,
* Cuddle with her,
* Shop with her,
* Give her jewellery,
* Buy her flowers,
* Hold her hand,
* Write love letters to her,
* Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.

How to impress a man...
















* Show up naked ... Bring chicken wings ... Don't block the TV.

Regards,
VEM

[dantris80]

What A Shitass Joke

Shut The Fuck Up

[Ol' Greystoke]

it wasnt that bad.
it wasnt that good either, but you didnt have to say that