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Strider277

01-17-2005, 11:38 AM

ok this is continuing FreaKnMe's old continuethestory
alrite im gonna start a story and the next post will continue it. Please continue from the post right after, try to make it funny, and dont kill it. Have fun :bang:

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There once was a guy named Bob, bob was a 21 year old, outgoing guy. He had his own band, The Retarded Pigeons. Every night after a show he'd go out with the band and they'd get drunk and see some strippers ( o )( o ). One day he came home really late and he met a girl his age named Amy. Amy was the prettiest girl hed evr seen with a giant rack and blonde hair. She told him she liked him and so they rented a hotel and had sex all nite. The next morning he awoke and found her missing from the bed, so...

banjo1735

01-17-2005, 01:09 PM

He burned downed the house (courtesy of Norwegian Wood), and made sure that his wife didn't find out. Then, he fell asleep, and dreamed a dream so dreamy, that even the dreamiest dream couldn't outdream this dreamy dream (wet dream). After he awoke, he found a gun next to his head. He looked at who had the gun. He saw to his horror, that it was...

The Dude 293

01-17-2005, 01:28 PM

hOLdencAUfIeLd

01-17-2005, 01:36 PM

began to type on a million typewriters....

Meanwhile Bob woke up, masturbated in the shower, and set out to have an exciting day. He stole some guys Nissan Pathfinder, picked up this Navajo family, asked them what they did for a living; they were unemployed, they all snifed gasoline, they smoked the peace pipe and they gave him a feather, he made it home in time for dinner; felt up his wife under the dinner table and got ready to go do his nightly show, when he got to the club he noticed that....

SmoothKnight

01-17-2005, 08:08 PM

The navajo's had burned his club down. They were all high off of X that they got from a local junkie, and they felt that burning it down, was like sending a beakon for a crazy party! Bob was very mad now, he couldnt believe that his club was gone. So he got back in the Nissan Pathfinder he just stole and then he....

Strider277

01-18-2005, 05:12 AM

mooned all the ppl and took off. He then went to South America and decided to drink as much as he could, however the guy who sold drinks was a homosexual and he was homophobic, so he...

Somethingevil

01-18-2005, 11:12 PM

mooned all the ppl and took off. He then went to South America and decided to drink as much as he could, however the guy who sold drinks was a homosexual and he was homophobic, so he...
summoned the powers of Sailor Moon, and using her moon powers along with the weapon that was used in the attempt to assassinate Ronald Reagon, he successfully murdered the son of a bitch, and stole all the drinks.

However to his surprise, there were no alcohol in the drinks, but instead it was filled with cum. Bob was now really pissed, so Bob (with his moon powers, and his weapon) flew off into outer space where he met Darth Vader....

Wild Phoenix

01-19-2005, 07:01 AM

and kept spanking him crying "who's YOUR daddy?" All of a sudden Dr. Phil came along and started to question him about his childhood to which Bob answered...

Somethingevil

01-19-2005, 08:22 AM

and kept spanking him crying "who's YOUR daddy?" All of a sudden Dr. Phil came along and started to question him about his childhood to which Bob answered...
"My sister... is also my daughter!!!! You see... One night when I was really bored, and my mom looked absolutely amazing, dressed as a male impersonator. I couldn't possibly resist her fake moustage, so I went up to her and had some fun. 9 months later my sister/daughter was born." Dr. Phil was absolutely shocked by this news, so he...

Zealing-Vengnce

01-19-2005, 10:12 AM

*Chaos*

01-19-2005, 10:20 AM

Called Oprah Up And Decided To Go On A Date With Her. Then After that night of drunken partying with dr. phill and oprah, dr. phil was manipulating his u know what and hit oprah in the head. Then she..

Yes thats right you guessed it. You know what i'm talking about. Quit acting like you dont know they.............

Somethingevil

01-19-2005, 07:20 PM

hired Tommy Vercetti to assassinate Bob using glue, porn magazine, rocket fuel, and a revolver.

Anyways, Bob was unaware that he was a target to being assassinated by Tommy Vercetti, until he woke up the next day and discovered Jamie Lee Curtis floating on a magical cloud chanting the Australian National Anthem. Bob was extremely surprised to see Jamie Lee Curtis sitting there, but after she finished chanting she warned Bob that he was about to be assassinated by Tommy Vercetti, who was hired by Oprah and Dr. Phil. Bob was extremely shocked by the news!

"Why would Dr. Phill do this to me?" asked Bob in fear.

"You must be strong!" spoke Jamie as he handed him a pen, used once by Martin Luther King Jr. "You must summon the power within this pen to defend yourself." And all of a sudden Jamie Lee Curtis vanished into thin air.

Bob looked at the pen for a moment then decided to prepare for the assassination. To defend himself, Bob decided to...

Zealing-Vengnce

01-19-2005, 10:59 PM

Gouge Tony Vercrettis Eyes out with MLK pen. Then MLK Jr. Comes Out and starts talking about how white people suck....Then white people protest him and his pen gets assasinated by Bob Saget. Then Bob Couldnt Live With himself so...

SmoothKnight

01-20-2005, 05:59 AM

Bob steals a Bronco, and drives to mexico. When he gets to mexico, he trades his car in for a mansion. Which really isnt much.. bout as big as his dads 1 car garage was. Later that night, he thought about all the things that had happened, and then he.....

CasualClub

01-21-2005, 02:06 AM

calls his fairy godmother who really was his dead sister but he didnt know it, so he "beds" with her not knowing who she is. Next morning he find himself in bed with a turkey, everyone knows sleeping with sisters turns them into turkeys!!! So then he...

mateo

01-21-2005, 06:29 PM

says' "Damn! I need to quit then-he-ing!" So then he...

Somethingevil

01-21-2005, 10:21 PM

says' "Damn! I need to quit then-he-ing!" So then he...
got drunk and went on eBay where he bought a $9000 dorito chip that looked like Elvis's face. After become sober again and realizing what he done, he decided to...

Frymaster

01-21-2005, 11:05 PM

got drunk and went on eBay where he bought a $9000 dorito chip that looked like Elvis's face. After become sober again and realizing what he done, he decided to...

eat the dorito chip and puke. taking a picture of his vomit, which happens to look like the late marlon brando, he shows it to movie directors everywhere and is signed on to 3 movies for no reason at all. but then...

mateo

01-22-2005, 12:33 AM

he dies. The end.

VegitoSSJ4

01-22-2005, 12:47 AM

but it isnt the end cause bob is immortal... so after is attempt at suicide he decides to go on a ....

dojob

01-22-2005, 06:55 PM

raping frenzie. he decides to rape all of the woman in sight. then after a few rapes the cops come after him and he runs to mexico to hide. he stops raping just incase the idiot mexican cops catch him. after a few months he goes back to his home land an than...

whocares

01-22-2005, 07:14 PM

and a friend tells him that Tommy Vercetti was still looking for him, except that Tommy Vercetti was using now the doctor Phil's eyes. So he decided to go to a gun store where he saw that the vendor was a wookie!!!. He didn't care so much about that, so he bought a Revolver a Rocket Launcher (in case he had to return to Mexico) and a MachineGun, so went out of the store and exactly in front of the store saw his Sister/Daughter dating with Tommy Vercetti, so he decided to...

VegitoSSJ4

01-23-2005, 12:32 AM

shot himself in the head but hes immortal so it didnt do anything, he then flew into the air and ...

Enquvist

01-24-2005, 06:16 PM

did a double sommersault with a half pike before landing in a great big...

Skater_Dude

01-24-2005, 09:21 PM

bowl of jello were he used his pistol to kill all the jello sharks. Then he met a jello mermaid that he........

Somethingevil

01-24-2005, 09:32 PM

allied with to murder Tommy Vercetti. But as he attempted to shoot Tommy Vercetti in the head, he accidentally shot his sister/daughter in the face.

After seeing what he's done, he combined blew up the earth with his Sailor Moon powers, except...

Ipokesmot

01-24-2005, 09:51 PM

his sister/daughter wasnt dead so she got mad at bob for shooting her and she kicked bob in the nuts so hard that he cant have sex any more so then bob eats some boomers. then he starts to halucinate and he sees...

biscuit

01-24-2005, 11:19 PM

His penis. Then he dies.

Somethingevil

01-24-2005, 11:58 PM

His penis. Then he dies.
Or is he?? After seeing his penis, Bob realizes that he has all the power in the Universe. So although Earth is destroyed, he slowly rebuilds Earth again, but forgets about his daughter/sister, who comes along and sends a flying Charizard (The damn POKEMON!) at Bob while he's rebuilding George Bush, but that's not important. What's really important is what he does afterwards, which is...

Zealing-Vengnce

01-25-2005, 09:30 PM

He molests John Kerry with his um...Molestasio-the pokeman, he casted drowsy and then he went away with him then he had a baby with john kerry, so he named in Molestiao II But then all things went wrong

VegitoSSJ4

01-26-2005, 12:06 AM

and the world imploded on it self and the pokemon and john kerry all died.So then he decided to

Somethingevil

01-26-2005, 12:45 AM

fly to a parallel Universe.... Where all hell broke loose!

whereismymind

01-26-2005, 05:58 PM

but they had some of the best pasta over there. I mean that pasta was like a godsend the hell part though was pretty crappy. Satan took craps in some of the pasta but he got fired. Man he was humiliated. I never saw the big man come down on any one like that. So after the pasta I went bog snorkoling and.......