Afroholic
01-18-2005, 08:12 AM
Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A: A pedophile.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
A: Before the First Period.
Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time
A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Q: What is a redneck virgin?
A: A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.
Q: What do you throw a Mexican man when he's drowning?
A: His wife and kids.
Q: Why is a Black mans eyes always red after sex?
A: From the mace
Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself?
A: You would too if you were named Auuurraaagggghhh!
Q: What is the most positive thing in harlem?
A: HIV
Q: How do you drown a black preson?
A: Pop their lips.
Q: Why do Jewish girls like to fuck doggy style?
A: They can't stand to see somebody else have a good time.
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: One stops sucking when you slap it.
Q: Who are the two most famous black women?
A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker.
Q: What's long, black and smelly?
A: An unemployment line.
Q: What do you call a Puerto Rical midget?
A: A spec.
Q: What's the difference between a British man and his girlfriend?
A: His girlfriend has a higher sperm count.
Q: Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?
A: Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.
Q: What did Dodi Al-Fayed say to his driver the morning before the crash?
A: Do you want to go out with me and Di tonight?
Q. How do you know if a Chinese person robbs your house?
A. Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Q: What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: Why is it so hard for Mexican women to get pregnant?
A: Because as soon as the sperm enters the cell it tries to hang itself.
Q: How do you starve a black man?
A: hide his foodstamps under his workboots.
Q: What's the first thing a redneck says after losing her virginity?
A: Get off of me Dad, you're crushing my cigarettes.
Q: What do rednecks and KFC have in common?
A: They do chicken right.
Q: In Kentucky, what do divorces and tornados have in common.
A: Either way, someone is going to lose a trailer.
Q: Why do the Scottish wear kilts?
A: Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away.
Q: What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?
A: Drowns
Q: Two (insert favorite ethnic group here) jump off the top of a very tall building. Which one his the ground first?
A: Who gives a fuck?
Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job?
A: You know she'll swallow.
Q: Why did the redneck cross the road?
A: Because he coundn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Q: What does a redneck say after sex?
A: Thanks Mom.
Q: What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?
A: Quarter pounder with cheese.
Q: How do you kill 100 Mexicans?
A: Blow up their van.
Q: What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool?
A: Sinko
Q: What's black and blue and hates sex?
A: A rape victim.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
A: They both drip when they're fucked.
Q: What did the little black boy say when he got diarrhea?
A: I'm melting!
Q: Why do black people smell?
A: So blind people can hate them too.
Q: What do you call a fat chinese person?
A: A chunk.
Q: What did the little Mexican boy get for christmas?
A: My bike.
Q: How are fat bitches and Mo-peds the same?
A: They are both fun to ride, but you don't tell your friends about them.
Q: How many house wives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None! what the Fuck they doing out of the kitchen!?
Q: How do you blindfold a chinese person?
A: Dental floss.
Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
Q: Why do black people play basketball?
A: They can run, shoot, and steal
Q:What did Adolf Hitler get his neice for her birthday?
A: An easy bake oven.
Q:What would the Jetsons be called if they were black?
A: Niggers.
Q: What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?
A: On St. Patrick's Day, everyone wants to be Irish.
Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?
A: Ethiopian
Q: Why don't Puerto Ricans have check books?
A: Because it's impossible to sign your name that small with spray paint.
Q: How do you know when a redneck has her period?
A: She's only wearing one sock.
Q: What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth?
A: A rake.
Q: What do you call an ethiopian wearing a turban?
A: Aq-tip.
Q: What's this? (pinches skin on both sides of neck)
A: An ethiopian eating a cornflake.
Q: Why do they put shit around the church at a packy wedding?
A: To keep the flies off the bride.
Q:How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
A:Throw them a basket ball.
Q: What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
A: Full
Q: What does FUBU really stand for?
A: Farmers Use'ta Beat Us.
Q:Whats the difference between a pakie & a bucket of shit?
A:The bucket.
Q:What do you call a pakie with a wooden leg?
A:Shit on a stick.
Q:What do you call a pakie with two wooden legs?
A:A waste of wood.
Q: What do you call an ethiopian jumping off a cliff?
A: A chocolate drop.
Q: How do you get 100 jews into a car?
A: Throw a quarter in it.
Q: How do you get them out again?
A: Tell them Hilter is driving.
Q: What do you call two ethiopians in a sleeping bag?
A: Twix.
A: A pedophile.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
A: Before the First Period.
Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time
A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Q: What is a redneck virgin?
A: A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.
Q: What do you throw a Mexican man when he's drowning?
A: His wife and kids.
Q: Why is a Black mans eyes always red after sex?
A: From the mace
Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself?
A: You would too if you were named Auuurraaagggghhh!
Q: What is the most positive thing in harlem?
A: HIV
Q: How do you drown a black preson?
A: Pop their lips.
Q: Why do Jewish girls like to fuck doggy style?
A: They can't stand to see somebody else have a good time.
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: One stops sucking when you slap it.
Q: Who are the two most famous black women?
A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker.
Q: What's long, black and smelly?
A: An unemployment line.
Q: What do you call a Puerto Rical midget?
A: A spec.
Q: What's the difference between a British man and his girlfriend?
A: His girlfriend has a higher sperm count.
Q: Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?
A: Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.
Q: What did Dodi Al-Fayed say to his driver the morning before the crash?
A: Do you want to go out with me and Di tonight?
Q. How do you know if a Chinese person robbs your house?
A. Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Q: What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: Why is it so hard for Mexican women to get pregnant?
A: Because as soon as the sperm enters the cell it tries to hang itself.
Q: How do you starve a black man?
A: hide his foodstamps under his workboots.
Q: What's the first thing a redneck says after losing her virginity?
A: Get off of me Dad, you're crushing my cigarettes.
Q: What do rednecks and KFC have in common?
A: They do chicken right.
Q: In Kentucky, what do divorces and tornados have in common.
A: Either way, someone is going to lose a trailer.
Q: Why do the Scottish wear kilts?
A: Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away.
Q: What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?
A: Drowns
Q: Two (insert favorite ethnic group here) jump off the top of a very tall building. Which one his the ground first?
A: Who gives a fuck?
Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job?
A: You know she'll swallow.
Q: Why did the redneck cross the road?
A: Because he coundn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Q: What does a redneck say after sex?
A: Thanks Mom.
Q: What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?
A: Quarter pounder with cheese.
Q: How do you kill 100 Mexicans?
A: Blow up their van.
Q: What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool?
A: Sinko
Q: What's black and blue and hates sex?
A: A rape victim.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
A: They both drip when they're fucked.
Q: What did the little black boy say when he got diarrhea?
A: I'm melting!
Q: Why do black people smell?
A: So blind people can hate them too.
Q: What do you call a fat chinese person?
A: A chunk.
Q: What did the little Mexican boy get for christmas?
A: My bike.
Q: How are fat bitches and Mo-peds the same?
A: They are both fun to ride, but you don't tell your friends about them.
Q: How many house wives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None! what the Fuck they doing out of the kitchen!?
Q: How do you blindfold a chinese person?
A: Dental floss.
Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
Q: Why do black people play basketball?
A: They can run, shoot, and steal
Q:What did Adolf Hitler get his neice for her birthday?
A: An easy bake oven.
Q:What would the Jetsons be called if they were black?
A: Niggers.
Q: What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?
A: On St. Patrick's Day, everyone wants to be Irish.
Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?
A: Ethiopian
Q: Why don't Puerto Ricans have check books?
A: Because it's impossible to sign your name that small with spray paint.
Q: How do you know when a redneck has her period?
A: She's only wearing one sock.
Q: What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth?
A: A rake.
Q: What do you call an ethiopian wearing a turban?
A: Aq-tip.
Q: What's this? (pinches skin on both sides of neck)
A: An ethiopian eating a cornflake.
Q: Why do they put shit around the church at a packy wedding?
A: To keep the flies off the bride.
Q:How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
A:Throw them a basket ball.
Q: What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
A: Full
Q: What does FUBU really stand for?
A: Farmers Use'ta Beat Us.
Q:Whats the difference between a pakie & a bucket of shit?
A:The bucket.
Q:What do you call a pakie with a wooden leg?
A:Shit on a stick.
Q:What do you call a pakie with two wooden legs?
A:A waste of wood.
Q: What do you call an ethiopian jumping off a cliff?
A: A chocolate drop.
Q: How do you get 100 jews into a car?
A: Throw a quarter in it.
Q: How do you get them out again?
A: Tell them Hilter is driving.
Q: What do you call two ethiopians in a sleeping bag?
A: Twix.