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JASP3R
01-20-2005, 08:08 PM
Wow I just realized there was a joke section :shuffle: How weird is that?
I'm usually in pictures, everything/nothing, and videos.

I'm going to start with a joke my uncle told me when I was a kid. It's kind of cheesy:

There was a field. And in the middle of that field there was a hole. And in that hole there was some ashes. And in those ashes there were a few peas.

Well anyway this lion went over to the hole to take a pea and a mouse ran up and kicked him in the ashhole. :D

Beastman
01-21-2005, 12:14 AM
Q: Why do you kick a black guy in the balls on your first date?

A: Neat!

Get it?

me neither

Wolverine723
01-21-2005, 01:53 AM
"the world as I know it is coming to an end...



...Just sooner than I thought it would."

Me, lol. The only jokes I know are :censor: and :cool: Oh well...

MGselwonK
01-21-2005, 02:14 AM
that joke was utterly retarded and it made me laugh

JASP3R
01-21-2005, 02:57 AM
that joke was utterly retarded and it made me laugh

You mean you didn't like my joke? Or your just in the mood to insult me.
I think it's a cute joke. Well anyway I'm sure you have a much funnier joke you would like to share with the rest of us so please share.