Favorite Hedberg

[mateo]

I know you're out there Hedberg fans...let's hear some favorites...

[Beastman]

Did he do that joke about the elevator being broken could be used as stairs? If it was, that was some funny shit. It was all in the way he delivered it.

[mateo]

you'll never see an escalator with a temporarily out of order sign cause it can only become stairs...sorry, escalator temporarily stairs...sorry for the convenience...

that's him

"If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit"

-Mitch Hedberg

[uglycatface]

smoking fake pot with Peter Frampton is almost as cool as smoking real pot with a guy that looks like Peter Frampton.

and the bit about asking an oscillating fan yes or no questions. for some reason i laugh every time i think about it. :D

[stupidpuppet]

i love the one about getting a reciept for a donut...

"we do not need to bring ink and paper into this transaction."

[Ol' Greystoke]

i love the one about getting a reciept for a donut...

"we do not need to bring ink and paper into this transaction."

:lol: :lol: dont even act like you didnt get that donut. i got the documentation right here... no, its at home in the file, under D... D for donut :lol: :lol: