mateo
01-21-2005, 12:39 AM
Anyone got some clean one liners? I got a few...post em here
What's the no. 1 leading cause of dry skin? Towels
If Miss Issippi give her sweater to Miss Ouri what will Della wear? I don't know but Al aska.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
What do you call a fish missing an eye? fsh...get it? fsh fsshhhhh
What do you call a deer missing an eye? No i dear
What do you call a deer with no legs and and missing an eye? Still no i dear.
What's green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
They're clean...what'd you expect?
What's the no. 1 leading cause of dry skin? Towels
If Miss Issippi give her sweater to Miss Ouri what will Della wear? I don't know but Al aska.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
What do you call a fish missing an eye? fsh...get it? fsh fsshhhhh
What do you call a deer missing an eye? No i dear
What do you call a deer with no legs and and missing an eye? Still no i dear.
What's green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
They're clean...what'd you expect?