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mateo
01-21-2005, 12:39 AM
Anyone got some clean one liners? I got a few...post em here



What's the no. 1 leading cause of dry skin? Towels

If Miss Issippi give her sweater to Miss Ouri what will Della wear? I don't know but Al aska.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

What do you call a fish missing an eye? fsh...get it? fsh fsshhhhh

What do you call a deer missing an eye? No i dear

What do you call a deer with no legs and and missing an eye? Still no i dear.

What's green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.

They're clean...what'd you expect?

mateo
01-21-2005, 01:57 PM
no one has some clean one liners? c'mon

PunKMonKeY
01-22-2005, 12:56 AM
What do you call a bad thread about 1 liners? Deleted






sorry, i couldnt think up anything

Tomarse
01-24-2005, 03:01 PM
what do you call a deer with no eyes and its legs shot off? still no bludy i deer

Black88Flag
01-24-2005, 04:12 PM
What does a bicycle and a duck have in common???? they both have handle bars except for the duck. :lol: