Daily Jokes!

[Tazer]

Ebaum delivers us Weekly jokes, and stuff like that. I figured, it would be good to help him out and give him a hand in the joke department by putting up DAILY jokes. It sounds like a good idea to me. If you wanna post, go ahead, but just remember, try to make the jokes funny.

The Italian says, "When I’vea finished a makina da love with my girlfriend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floatsa 6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasy". The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah ’ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy". The Brit says, "Mate, that’s nothing. When I’ve finished shagging my bird, I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my dick on the curtains. She hits the fucking roof!"

[Tazer]

All you good ol' boys from Texas will get a kick out of this one!

A girl from New York was going to Texas, to get laid from a guy she met on the net. When she gets to Texas, she sees BIG circles in all the mens back pockets, and immediatly gets on a plane back to New York. When she gets there, her best friend asked her how he was in bed, and she told her..."I couldn't do it...you should have seen the size of their condoms!"

[Tazer]

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"

The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."

The bartender says, "What do you have?"

The guy says, "75 cents."