the chronicles of raffi

[satin]

A Journey. A pilgrimage through time. A revolution. A zephyr carrying not only the spirtits of greatness but the souls of a new beginning. Around the universe, traveling beyond the minds capabilities are 3 characters more powerful than the untouchables. Names can only categorize their physical being. Names cannot incorprate all their comedy, the godlike strength, and contemporary artistic abilities. Enter a new consciouness. Free your mind. Traveling through a muriad of cosmic unknown dimensions on their holy quest to solve crime and strive for the jounrye of good. They, together, can do what none others can do. They can solve the unsolvable. A man, a genious, a nighttime tv show, Hercules to Andromeda to the bible. A character, a man, a warrior, a voice in the darkness, baby beulluga, Raffi....
The man, the myth, the mustache, the finest composer of adult contemporary music in our time, the ability yo fit in dreadfuly tight jeans.....Yanni....

Why may you ask have these heroes been brought yo your attention once more? Because Stone cold said so and thats the bottom line. Devine retibution has brought together a trifecta of ultimate, unimaginable power and ethereal vengence! Something must happen. It must happen now. ALl thispower can be contained much longer....

The time has come....


la grazia (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2456&highlight=yanni)

l'abilità (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2215&highlight=yanni)

la passione (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1813&highlight=yanni)

gli aiuti (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2127&highlight=yanni)

l'energia (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3934&highlight=raffi)

il distruttore (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2215&highlight=raffi)

[ChrisGH]

Speechless

[Epidemic]

I stopped reading after "a pilgrimage through time" Im sure the rest was good though.

[MrMix]

and that probably explains your postwhoring...

[satin]

Epedemic, you need to write a book about how you've managed to be so cool.

[Kanism]

actually, epidemic...I see that you are returning to your post whoring ways...consider this your first warning...continue and you will be joining your friend, TAMPAX

[NatetheGreat]

I'm with satin on this one. Raffi revolutionized two industries...the clothing and the music industry.

First he taught us absolutly what NOT to wear unless you wanted your balls to suffer a crusing death under the tightest strands of denim on earth, and then not to wear canary yellow shirts that make you look like you love the little boys you sing to.

But Raffi did change the music industry in killer ways. I mean, who could ask for more that baby beluga. I can remember my friends and I playin legos, listening to raffi jam it up.

Didn't he become like a child rapist or something. I forget but i know he was playin with something other than a guitar..

[gibridehome]

Originally posted by NatetheGreat

Didn't he become like a child rapist or something. I forget but i know he was playin with something other than a guitar..

Everyone's meaning on earth revolves around earth. once you are done being somehow a part of raffi's life, you are vaporized by god. the children he raped were the lucky ones. they actually got to feel him, like all of us long to do. i think my meaning in life is to buy raffi a pepsi one day.... satin's is to just celebrate his existence and speak of his myths all over the world, his time will be up soon.


hey guys how ya been

[droogsteve]

Trying to explain the brilliance of Raffi to the uninitiated is like trying to explain a sunrise to a blind man. They may get a sense of it's greatness, but they can never fully understand. Welcome back Gib! :)

[Singed Pube]

Originally posted by Epidemic
I stopped reading after "a pilgrimage through time" Im sure the rest was good though.

holy fucking shit! what a fucking whore


that was pretty funny, ive heard of troogdoooor (the member) but ive never seen him post until now

[satin]

what the hell does the demi-god raffi have to do with music and btw trog wrote that moving first post....... I addded to cool links