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Sketcher
01-22-2005, 10:52 PM
A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a
letter from his girlfriend.
In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he
had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted
pictures of herself back.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around
to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could
find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without)
to his girlfriend with the following note:

"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and
send the rest back."
pikey21
01-22-2005, 11:04 PM
yes
thats a good idea
Tomarse
01-23-2005, 05:53 PM
"True" story i heard a wile back,

A police officer is on the side of a road with a bad accident record due to meny people speeding, after a while he pulls over a young man who was going almost twice the speed limit.
trying to get out of it the young gent starts to try and bullshit his way out of it but before he got the chance the officer said:
"look sonny ive been waiting here for someone like you for 2hrs"
the young gent immediatly replied, "well i got here as fast as i could"

after controlling his laughter fit the officer let the man offf with no punishment
Grand Mesa Funk
01-23-2005, 10:14 PM
eBaum is way ahead of you guys.

check it (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/snappyanswers.html)
Sketcher
01-23-2005, 11:40 PM
eBaum is way ahead of you guys.

check it (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/snappyanswers.html)

Number 4 was used on Blue Collar TV.
Tomarse
01-24-2005, 02:12 PM
Meh, heard it from someone at school, damb the speed of the eBaum :shout:
callmejulio
01-24-2005, 06:32 PM
That joke was used on MASH
joshisposer
01-24-2005, 07:08 PM
"True" story i heard a wile back,

A police officer is on the side of a road with a bad accident record due to meny people speeding, after a while he pulls over a young man who was going almost twice the speed limit.
trying to get out of it the young gent starts to try and bullshit his way out of it but before he got the chance the officer said:
"look sonny ive been waiting here for someone like you for 2hrs"
the young gent immediatly replied, "well i got here as fast as i could"

after controlling his laughter fit the officer let the man offf with no punishment
everyone says that one is true and probably isn't. they always just modify it a bit with a lie.
kevinsmith
01-26-2005, 01:43 PM
When I was working at a grocery store in my high school years, I was stocking shelves one day when some old guy walks up and says "sugar?"
So I calmly replied with "yes dear?"
Devastation
01-26-2005, 01:45 PM
When I was working at Arby's, some idiot came on the drive-thru and asked me if we still had the Five Roast Beefs for Five Dollars.

I said "Yes sir, we're still offering that."

He then proceeded to order two Chicken Bacon 'N Swisses.
DiSasTeRpIEcE-
01-26-2005, 07:39 PM
When I was working at Arby's, some idiot came on the drive-thru and asked me if we still had the Five Roast Beefs for Five Dollars.

I said "Yes sir, we're still offering that."

He then proceeded to order two Chicken Bacon 'N Swisses.

Perhaps he likes to keep himself well informed about the ever varying menus of Arby's?

Or, hes a dumbass. Yeah im pretty sure hes a dumbass.